FabSwingers.com forum: Creepy bastard

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab ? A guy who uses his van as a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I went for option A, but now you mention it...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C - you guys sure picked a creepy night for a drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C - work.

But a campervan envokes a thought of a wonderful week away road tripping to some great places.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Definitely option A...beaches, campfires, music etc...my friend has one and thats what we use it for anyway!!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"C - work.

But a campervan envokes a thought of a wonderful week away road tripping to some great places.

That's why I tweaked it, for hiking/photography weekends... not used it for any "meets" yet but can't help thinking I should!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Oh, I went for option A, but now you mention it...!!

I know... "get in ma van" doesn't have a great ring to it eh!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It says professional dogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C - work.

But a campervan envokes a thought of a wonderful week away road tripping to some great places.

That's why I tweaked it, for hiking/photography weekends... not used it for any "meets" yet but can't help thinking I should!"

You can literally accommodate…..ANYWHERE!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

And I used left over wallpaper and carpet etc from my living room, literally a home from home. I know the vibe I'm aiming for, just equally aware that it might read like I'm a wrong'un haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well A, but I know you so it may colour my view, so otherwise possibly B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone but you B

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Campervans are a bit creepy, a bit serial killery

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

If someone I don't know,and they mention they have a kitted out van they use for meets off here then it's B. Sorry but I've had men say it to me before. One guy went into great detail about how his had all the restraints and everything he needed for a good time and yep I find it creepy that someone would kit out a van just for fab meets.

If it was someone I know and trust or they have a camper van not just for meets off here than that is different and it would be A.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well A, but I know you so it may colour my view, so otherwise possibly B"

THIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I positively love road trips! And will get one in a few years to live out of for a few months at a time ... definitely A

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

I have to travel from wales each week to spend a couple of days in the office. Travel in the campervan as it gives me the most flexibility for my work and travelling between offices when I need to, but equally I like jumping in the van and just taking off for a day, or few days as the mood takes me so that I can chill out and unwind

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"I have to travel from wales each week to spend a couple of days in the office. Travel in the campervan as it gives me the most flexibility for my work and travelling between offices when I need to, but equally I like jumping in the van and just taking off for a day, or few days as the mood takes me so that I can chill out and unwind "

Should say, the office is in sussex, not just down the road

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Campervans are a bit creepy, a bit serial killery

They’re ok once the blood stained hammer and screwdriver have been put away

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have been contacted by some men using motorhomes, camper vans etc as an alternative form of accommodation due to being married.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"On fab ? A guy who uses his van as a hotel

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Ah, you're referring to the esteemed Mr NBVN and his van with a mattress?!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I wouldn't get in if I didn't know you, safety first. Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The addition of puppies or kittens may help sway those who think of option B.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't have a fab meet in a camper van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have a fab meet in a camper van. "

This for me too! See also trucks and cars. I like a nice bedroom or hotel room!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I wouldn't have a fab meet in a camper van.

This for me too! See also trucks and cars. I like a nice bedroom or hotel room! "

Yep. One charming gent did offer to put a mattress down in an empty property he was looking after. He was prepared to cover it with coats and everything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have a fab meet in a camper van.

This for me too! See also trucks and cars. I like a nice bedroom or hotel room!

Yep. One charming gent did offer to put a mattress down in an empty property he was looking after. He was prepared to cover it with coats and everything... "

Oh god! Hell no!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

So I’m definitely the first one killed off in a horror film. I think it sounds more like A.

But - I wouldn’t jump in the back of a van any quicker than I’d go back to their place. We also meet as a couple so that’s either safety in numbers or a target rich environment for a serial killer

Mainly I’m just jealous as I’ve wanted a camper van for ever…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sorry its b for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that would depend on how well I new the person

If say it was a regular who I had meet for 6-7-8 months to a year

I would say A let’s get the van rocking and do a dogging spot tour off the contry

If I didn’t know them at all and it was just some random or someone I had only meet couple off times

B sorry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd be expecting a pic of you on one knee, holding a fish.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

So far, I'm taking from this that the majority see it as creepy, and its a firm no. Some see it as creepy and oddly that's a yes and for the few that know me it's a yes (appreciate the endorsements haha)

Best approach, leave it on my bio as, I do love my wee van and if nothing else it's a hotel for 1... but maybe not off in my messages " wanna get in my van"

Good to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have a fab meet in a camper van.

This for me too! See also trucks and cars. I like a nice bedroom or hotel room!

Yep. One charming gent did offer to put a mattress down in an empty property he was looking after. He was prepared to cover it with coats and everything... "

Jeez. You get all the good ones!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If you add "I have cake in my van" you might not come across as creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you add "I have cake in my van" you might not come across as creepy."

See to me that sounds creepier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been contacted by some men using motorhomes, camper vans etc as an alternative form of accommodation due to being married."

No, surely that’s a joke right?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If you add "I have cake in my van" you might not come across as creepy.

See to me that sounds creepier! "

Yes, I was trying to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you add "I have cake in my van" you might not come across as creepy.

See to me that sounds creepier!

Yes, I was trying to be funny

Ooops! Hard to get tone on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max n paddy road to knowhere you animal you animal

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

As per my bio, some walloper offered (in his opening message) to meet in his campervan. In a pub car park. In Huddersfield. That was a straight up hell no.

I can't lie, so I'm gonna come right out and say that if it had been you, my reaction would have been different, and yep, that decision would have been based on your looks.

That says more about me than you, but here we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

You say you convert your work van? Is that on a temporary basis i.e you pull out all your work paraphernalia and use that?

What can of Van is it? I would think a transit would be the minimum size.

Does it have hot and cold running water, a shower and post coital chill out area?

I would think these would be the questions the ladies of Fab would need before assessing the level of creepiness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddamn hippies is what springs to mind

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Unfortunately there was a lady on the site that had a camper van, my first thoughts go straight to that. Does anyone else remember her?

Anyway on the strength of that it definitely wouldn’t be A

A bit of B

And C a hell of a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A camper van roof trip sounds great, but I wouldn't get in one unless I knew the person very well.

So yeah, reading that on a strangers profile would put me off.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

A... All the way.. Love the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with everything, it depends who is asking

If a guy asked me to hang out in his fab-can I’d go with C - trying to steal my organs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been contacted by some men using motorhomes, camper vans etc as an alternative form of accommodation due to being married.

No, surely that’s a joke right?"

Nope. I've been contacted by guys offering the same.

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By *ueenmalaysia9TV/TS
over a year ago

islington

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

C- if you have no pictures of your van id just assume you cant afford a hotel lol

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

You say you convert your work van? Is that on a temporary basis i.e you pull out all your work paraphernalia and use that?

What can of Van is it? I would think a transit would be the minimum size.

Does it have hot and cold running water, a shower and post coital chill out area?

I would think these would be the questions the ladies of Fab would need before assessing the level of creepiness!"

Citroën dispatch. Yeah work gear out and bed etc in, storage for camping gear/photography kit, fire, supplies etc and a floating floor for tables, chairs and inflatable kayak, stove etc.

It's usually just me and my dog but you could easily sleep 2 or "fit" 3 though.

It's purpose has never been a "shaggin waggon" but can't help but think I'm not using it to it's full potential. Maybe the wrong time of year to be thinking about that though

No running water etc but I usually just use it for a weekend so bottled water and dive in a lake or a Loch to freshen up. I couldn't use it for a week or two unless it was at a campsite with facilities. It's just somewhere to chill out and get the head down after a day's hiking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B comes to mind.

It’s nothing against you OP. It’s just that there are a few men near me that mention their van on their profile and in their status all the time, and they’re quite creepy men.

I even saw one of their vans parked near my place by coincidence. Gave me serial killer vibes.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I think maybe too many serial killer documentaries have been watched by some people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP

It's not an experience that I would seek from someone from fab unless I was away camping at the time. But tbh when I am away camping Fab is far from my mind.

Just an idea but there’s a camping forum on Fab which may have more people that this would be of interest to.

NBVN x

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

You might have gone to far with the 'free puppies' sign on the side lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might have gone to far with the 'free puppies' sign on the side lol "

It's an order.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

A. I like the idea. It's good with someone you know.

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By *ueenmalaysia9TV/TS
over a year ago

islington

Its deffo a fantasy of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think maybe too many serial killer documentaries have been watched by some people!!"

Sounds like something a serial killer would say

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It outs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I went for option A, but now you mention it...!!

I know... "get in ma van" doesn't have a great ring to it eh! "

have you sweets or kittens ??

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

White van... Creepy

Camper van not so much

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"So far, I'm taking from this that the majority see it as creepy, and its a firm no. Some see it as creepy and oddly that's a yes and for the few that know me it's a yes (appreciate the endorsements haha)

Best approach, leave it on my bio as, I do love my wee van and if nothing else it's a hotel for 1... but maybe not off in my messages " wanna get in my van"

Good to know. "

Maybe offer to show me your plants...

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

If it’s an actual campervan or conversion it’s innocent enough.

If it’s a van with a mattress and a fake taxi/bang bus sticker I’d maybe not mention it

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cos of your location I’d say A - north of Scotland is nice for trips away and I’d think it was ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

I love motorhomes . I have all the gear

Right now is a storage + work

Couple of months ago was motorhome + workshop .

Is like a boat but on wheels .

Some people love it , others don’t mind , others hate it .

I love it . Wild caravan or on site .

I’m member of the caravan club

Over 200 sites all over the country

Showers , wash machine , plugged in , and sorts to maintain the camper

I love it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, I'll get in your van, strange man from fab who I've never met, so long as when I shine my nifty UV transilluminator around the interior it doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

B - That goes for anyone I don't know. Creepy or not.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Okay, majority are going with creepy... Good to know.

Also, no free puppies.

Or cake.

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

I’m a van lifer (Hymer) it’s not creepy at all there’s plenty of van hook up pages on Facebook

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Brit Stops is also a good membership

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Okay, majority are going with creepy... Good to know.

Also, no free puppies.

Or cake."

But you’re secretly listing down the brave few

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"I think maybe too many serial killer documentaries have been watched by some people!!

Sounds like something a serial killer would say

I actually enjoy a good documentary

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I think it only comes across weird if that's how you yourself come across in messages to people (wording).

And if you drive around with lots of rope,gaffa tape and bin bags in the back then most of us would leg it.....

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I hope that you don't mind OP. I will add a D on the end of A B C

And D for Dirty old 68 year old perv wanting to watch couples fornicate in my camper.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Option A is the trap. Option B soon follows.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

As long as they don't have to put a hood on.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I love the idea of a camper, but I wouldn’t meet someone for the first time from Fab in one I don’t think.

I’m not sure why, but I’m not sure I’d feel safe.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Deffo C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I myself are very wary of the trucker guys just makes me think a person in each port/town n puts me off!

However having experienced years of campervan holidays/weekends/nights away years ago with ex hubby I can u der stand the vibe to are trying to create! Maybe not as an opener on your profile n bring it up in conversation!

However saying that now being a hyper rite of my own words I have started writing a story that included a truck n well let’s just say OMG!!!

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Depends on the rest of the profile...

But if single it's a turn on because it means if we got along there could be nights if outdoor sex trips to outdoor sex adventures and more... Plus I like a self sufficient guy

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Okay, majority are going with creepy... Good to know.

Also, no free puppies.

Or cake.

But you’re secretly listing down the brave few

No need... they got in touch

It's not something I'll add when messaging people (anymore haha) I guess I knew it could go either way, I was just curious to see what the majority would think.

I fully appreciate that it's unlikely for any first meets to take place... it was just if the idea of stars, music fires and fun appealled to others too or if it was just swanky hotels

Good feedback though folks... appreciate it

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Okay, majority are going with creepy... Good to know.

Also, no free puppies.

Or cake.

But you’re secretly listing down the brave few

No need... they got in touch

It's not something I'll add when messaging people (anymore haha) I guess I knew it could go either way, I was just curious to see what the majority would think.

I fully appreciate that it's unlikely for any first meets to take place... it was just if the idea of stars, music fires and fun appealled to others too or if it was just swanky hotels

Good feedback though folks... appreciate it "

Kind of depends where you pull up to admire the stars by the campfire... I mean wouldn't go down too well in the bigg market

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/camping/1317252

You'll have a niche audience here. (cues scary music)

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/camping/1317252

You'll have a niche audience here. (cues scary music)"

I posted a thread in there earlier about how quiet it was... no replies yet haha

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Im getting Chitty Chitty Bang Bang vibes. Lollipops.... Come get your lollipops...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Does it have an if the van's a rockin' don't come knockin' sticker on it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Im getting Chitty Chitty Bang Bang vibes. Lollipops.... Come get your lollipops..."

It's for swingers so it will be come get your cakies.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Does it have an if the van's a rockin' don't come knockin' sticker on it?"

"On an adventure, before dementia"

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Creepy bitch

I think you're safe, unless you attempt to lure people in the back!

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over a year ago

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Creepy bitch

I think you're safe, unless you attempt to lure people in the back! "

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Damn sexy is your only vibe

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My last fab meet was in the back of a van on the side of a dual carriageway. That is NOT why it was my last meet but my recollection was that it was a bit chilly and not totally comfy.

If someone said they had a camper van then I would expect a camper van (with a bit of comfort!) if it was a works van tarted up a bit then say that so folk are aware it’s not gonna be like the camper van’s you see on Insta under the #vanlife tag!

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

You sound nice

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Geofrey Dahmer!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"You sound nice"

Thanks... I think. Genuinely not sure if that was sarcasm

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"My last fab meet was in the back of a van on the side of a dual carriageway. That is NOT why it was my last meet but my recollection was that it was a bit chilly and not totally comfy.

Oh it's no #vanlife but it is my little getaway vehicle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd say it depends how you drop it ...you can make it sound creepy or not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You sound nice

Thanks... I think. Genuinely not sure if that was sarcasm

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

A- stars, campfire, great company, maybe handcuffs, maybe serial killers...what's not to like?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

As I’ve got to know you a little I’ll go with A, also given the fact it’s not much different than our boat which we think is perfect for a night under the stars

but maybe to those just viewing your profile without chatting to you may go with B. I’d say the word camper in front of van makes a difference to what comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Damn sexy is your only vibe

Not bitch vibe then?

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Tinkering about with the bio earlier and I'm wondering what the general opinion on something is...

I mention having a mini campervan (I convert my work van, I'll get a photo added to my profile but I've non with me in it just now so - not allowed, but it's nicer than it sounds haha)...

My question is, what comes to mind when someone mentions a van?

A - a night under the stars, a campfire, some nice company etc sounds great?

B - not getting in your van, you creepy bastard?

C - other?

As I’ve got to know you a little I’ll go with A, also given the fact it’s not much different than our boat which we think is perfect for a night under the stars

but maybe to those just viewing your profile without chatting to you may go with B. I’d say the word camper in front of van makes a difference to what comes to mind

Oooh, good call... I can hear the different connotations now you point it out, thanks!

And I'll get on that boat one of these days, hopefully

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Damn sexy is your only vibe

Not bitch vibe then?

It was said in jest, honest

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm driving a van at the moment, now have a complex. I hope I don't give off the creepy vibe

Damn sexy is your only vibe

Not bitch vibe then?

Oh no. You're a lady

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Or D) getting fucked in the van! Sorry op... That was the first thing that popped in me head, reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had a van it never got in the way -- although I did once have someone photograph my number plate and text it to her mate (and I was fine with that).

If you've got a van because you like having a van, then it'll come over in your manner anyway.

I'm pretty sure that almost all men will be considered creepy at some point by someone, regardless of what they do or say, so just be yourself regardless of what anyone else might think.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

That’s a B from me

I would imagine it’s down to how and when you present the information

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

No idea who you are and I’ve not seen the van so definitely B. Do you keep puppies and candy inside? Are the carpets mildly damp and smell a little musty?

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