FabSwingers.com forum: I want to here a line from am old commercial

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You only get an oooh from typhoo.

Good Monday morning everyone .

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Can you ride tandem?

PG Tips.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

For mash get Smash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mars a day helps you work,rest n play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be your dog."

Sorry - wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name? J.R. Hartley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name? J.R. Hartley."

Hi, J.R.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A finger of fudge is just enough until it’s time to eat

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Ooooh look, an Eagle - John West Salmon

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... luton airport

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'll be your dog."

Oh I used to love that advert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accrington Stanley, who are they?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

CATS! .... they need Meat! ..... kattomeat

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

By eck petal, thah smells gorgeous t'night.

Eh oop Tarquil, thahs got your trollies on bact t' front.

Do you want a flake in that love?

Boddington beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be your dog.

Oh I used to love that advert!"

I suspect it would raise questions these days.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

They take them and they smash them into little pieces hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accrington Stanley, who are they?"

Exactly!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Operate!! Can I have a go?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Many a housewife every day picks up a can of beans and says beans means Heinz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even chewier than Barrow in Furness Bus Depot.

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By *D67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

If you see Sid....tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All because the lady loves milk tray

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

We are both fluent, but unfortunately in different languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harp, stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Cook, cook, cook-ability - that's the beauty of gas!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papa? Nicole!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Watch out, Watch out, Watch out... there's a Humphry about.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back! - added bonus youll be singing that tune all day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

"
To be fair I bet you all sang this while reading it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

All because he drinks....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Splash it all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All because he drinks...."

Milk Tray

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dad ..do you know the pianos on my foot? You hum it son I'll play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinder,yibol shakey

Me unscrabbly

Choccadooby

Double choccadooby

Bobswobbo

Toy

Yodel yum and chocco scrum with muggy pobswobbo toys

Oh Grubbly!

Me scrooble now!

Scared the shite out of me as a youngin

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Naughty but nice. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

Fab has ruined this question for me

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"The best a man can get"...

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Pea and ham, from a chicken? Now that’s clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom, boom, boom, boom Esso Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Red Car and the Blue Car had a race

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Re-recorded not fade away

I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It turns the milk chocolatey, Coco pop's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘The water is Majorca don’t taste like what it outta’

‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?’

‘Vorsprung durch technik…..’

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By *20xxxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

It's so good, even the cows want it back

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Only the crumbles flakiness chocolate, taste like chocolate never tasted before.

Yep even wrote it whilst singing in my head.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

The milky bar's are on me.

Soooo generous and he only got 50p in pocket money each week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this and thought of you"

PO ad

Oh just remembered the whole "ology" thing with Maureen Lipman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once driven, forever smitten

Ariston, and on and on and on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wanna be together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opal fruits, made to make your mouth water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, we used to have one of those

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I think you better bring we home to meet your mother

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Copywriters, creatives who devise memorable phrases which psychologically reinforce in consumers' minds the connection between their catchphrases and a specific consumer product, must be delighted that their creations, some from decades ago were so memorable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's a fruit and nut cake!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?"

Squirrel shit?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Super Matey !

“Clean Kids ! Clean Bath” !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cointreau,the warm of us French, the ice, the cool of you English and you put them together and...

The ice melts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shit?"

I think the answer is Topic.

A few more

‘Splash it all over’ - Brut

‘Probably the best lager in the world’ - Carlsberg

‘They’re grrrrrreeeeeeeeat’ -Frosties

‘They’re tasty tasty very very tasty . They’re very tasty’ - Bran Flakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your head down sweetie? Jolly good idea

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Ohhhhhhh my ears are alight!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Have you got a tiger in your tank

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"I’d like a second class return to Dottingham, please."

"The best a man can get"

"Men can't help acting on Impulse"

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Ah! Bisto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah were right abaaaht that saddle tho..."

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Tell em about the honey mummy..

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Tell em about the honey mummy.."

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Daddy or chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made to make your mouth water... opal fruits

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Take it easy, with cadburys caramel

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

She's wearing...

Clunk click

You can't put a betta bitta butta on your knife

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?"

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

HUDD-ERS-FIELD

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By *orneyloverMan
over a year ago

Boston

1001 cleans a big Big carpet for less than half a crown.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Watch out, there's a humphrey about.

Nothing beats it, brut

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

First they peel them with their little knives.......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I watched you spreading butter on my toast and I thought......... she'll look after me.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

So... how do you eat yours?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oxo gives a meal MAN appeal.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You do the shake and vac........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all because the lady loves milktray

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Think I'll go for a little swim Petunia !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTfXxMec4pM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or "A finger of fudge is just enough to give (replace kids with woman).a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were in my class?"

"I was your teacher."

"Miss Fitzhenry?!"

"Buggsy... Brown."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange "

I nearly chose this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange

I nearly chose this one!

There have been so many good adverts to choose from over the years , my favourites were either this one or ……

“ARMADILLOS!!! Crunchy on outside, smooth on the inside. ARMADILLOS!!”

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Foursprung duck technique is the quasi-phoetical rendering of the Audi car commercial,

Vorsprung Durch Technik,

that was used for an extraordinarily long lived advertising campaign in the UK, but was never implemented in either USA or Canada because this phrase was regarded by their American advertising consultants as meaningless gobbledegook!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Lipsmacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, cool buzzing, high talking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing...Pepsi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad or frozen pea?

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?

We'll have to wait and see

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By *..WillowCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

P p p p pick up a penguin

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Tell em about da honey mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she or isn’t she

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Accuwrist accu ankle accu... Steady on chap

Tikka Tikka timex..

Anytime anyplace anywhere

Schhhh

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Everyone's a fruit and nut cake!"

The voiceover for this TV advert was BBC stalwart, Frank Muir, with, I think, the dance of the reed flutes from Tschaicovski's Nutcracker Suite, as the theme tune, as background.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange

I nearly chose this one!

There have been so many good adverts to choose from over the years , my favourites were either this one or ……

“ARMADILLOS!!! Crunchy on outside, smooth on the inside. ARMADILLOS!!”"

I always say this if someone mentions anything is crunchy!

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

"Take this black spot to Blind Pew" -- Post Office 1980.

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By *andyrod1Man
over a year ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

Ready Brek, central heating for kids

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By *starMan
over a year ago

Axminster

Our son Pat…

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Oi you Russian. Get of my land.

And I'm not looking forward to the journey home.

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club . Giggle !

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Are you with us uncle Sebastian..?

Noo I'm with the Woolwich

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

It's Frothy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You buy one and you get one free, I said you buy one and you get one free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIFTY PEEEEE

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Nah, Luton Airport!"

(Campari)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not happy, Jan!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not inside, it’s on top!!

For the few that know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sometimes think my mum prefares my dad as much as me . you ort to see the pile of beans my dad he gets for tea . i need heinz beans as much as him , infact i need them more . cos my dads very very old ....and me ...im only ....four

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

What will it for tea tonight ?

Hope its beef burgers, fried onion rings.. we’ll have to wait and see…. We hope its chips its chips

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Just one Cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Bonjour madami”

pgtips channnel tunnel advert funny as hell

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

One pound thirty eight

Easily turn off and onable

It's in the sand dad

We wanna be togetha

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By *umslutmilfWoman
over a year ago

Fraserburgh

Hey ladies, you come to raouls house… we make sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ meal for one …..”

“ Juuuust eat ! “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cest cidre not cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you were a kid you were not afraid to try… To dare! You did it, just because you liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you were a kid you were not afraid to try… To dare! You did it, just because you liked it

Neve grow up, my friends.

- joga Bonito

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Wassssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp

Will you show your whites to the rest of Britain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-record, not fade away

We hope it's chips, it's chips

Time for a sharp exit, time for a cool sharp Harp

That bloke's a nutter. Oi, nutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whooaah! Bodyform

Bodyform for comfort

Bodyform for Youuu!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Course you can Malcolm.

Who knows the secret of the Black Magic box?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Now we're cooking on gas!

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

the milky bars are on me !!!!

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Charlie says not to play with matches

Meet Dave he swims like a fish

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

The Australians couldn't give a Castlemaine xxxx for anything else.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Taste the Rainbow

Love the Skittles ads

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

A million house wives every day pick up a can of beans and say Beanz Means Heinz

HP baked beans they’re the beans for me! HP baked beans we adore and we shout for more more more

…take your pick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ave it!.....oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see the pub from here

I think we over did it with the sherry

Henry loves his mince morcels

P p p pick up a Penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you paste the wall and just slide it into place!"

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford

50p and the kid points over his shoulder

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes up must come down, Superfresco makes it easy, it's by Graham and Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course you can Malcolm…..

And of course the rock classic “oooooh Bodyform, Bodyform for yoooouuuu”

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Kevin, where exactly did you bury the car.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Yeah. You wanna follow your saxophone till you reach the ‘Y’ Fronts and then Bob’s your teapot. Alright ice cream cone?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

You’ve been tangoed!

I think these got stopped due to playground concussions

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By *olonel_kurtzMan
over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

The man from Delmonté, he said "YES"

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Smells good!". "Yes, that's the ammonia in it".

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

""Smells good!". "Yes, that's the ammonia in it"."

Should this be in the squirting thread.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you've been tangoed

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet,they were foul

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By *omethingfun96Couple
over a year ago

greater london

I wanna be Smiths Crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Klunk click every trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He were a great baker our dad...."

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Anyone for tennis?

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

If you see Sid you tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girdle's killing me.

You wouldn't shoot a man before he's finished his Texan Bar would ya'?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Time for a sharp exit

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

“ARMADILLOS!! Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside ARMADILLOS!!”

“That blokes a nutter”

“You never forget your first Dime Bar”

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"You’ve been tangoed!

I think these got stopped due to playground concussions

Burst eardrums

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

It crosses your heart, to lift and separate

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Heh Hofmeister.. For great lager follow the bear

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

And don't apply if he's wearing budgie smugglers...

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

"A finger of fudge is just enough until it’s time to eat"

That always sounded dodgy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show them your a Slimcea Girl

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Every day is pancake day with Findus Crispy Pancakes....

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Ben.....your beefburgers are getting cold.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

We're only here for the beer, Double Diamond, Double Diamond....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Tosh … got a Toshiba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger

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By *olo54Man
over a year ago

st austell

Will it be chips or jacket spuds

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That's handy, Harry! Stick it in the oven!

Daddy or chips.

The water in Majorca a don't taste like what it oughta.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger "

"Stick one up your arse and it might last longer...." as we used to sing as kids!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

1001, one thousand and one cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown

Both the carpet shampoo and the currency are long gone, as is the chirpy Scottish actress who did the TV advert; well over fifty years ago!

Decal currency was introduced in 1971, in the UK.

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