FabSwingers.com forum: 1000 messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you expecting an answer other than "yes" ?

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By *winkletoes80Woman
over a year ago

redditch

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

Lol when I first joined I had 2500 roughly by day 4 so you've prob got loads more to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you ride like a demon.

so i totally understand the amount of messages you are getting.

but before that. at least have a chat first eh.

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By *j_markCouple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Totteridge/Whetstone

Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

You're a gorgeous girl with some great photos, on a sex site with a profile that says you're looking for new adventures (and it doesn't say much else).

What the hell did you expect these horny guys to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I'm not sure 'new adventures' qualifies masturbating over Dick & Dom on the Tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Although I'm not sure 'new adventures' qualifies masturbating over Dick & Dom on the Tv.

new adventures of superman the way she goes at it.

well he would have to be! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not surprised one bit, considering how attractive and sexy you look in your pics. Every guy on here will think WOW!

I did.

Xxx

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

and then you go and post in the forums so that more guys will go and check out your profile .. hehehe

I promise not to message you - Im going through a brunette phase at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think thats the idea.

its another one of those 'look at me' threads.

btw i doubt them pics.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i think thats the idea.

its another one of those 'look at me' threads.

btw i doubt them pics.

You were talking as if you had met her about 3 posts ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think thats the idea.

its another one of those 'look at me' threads.

btw i doubt them pics.

You were talking as if you had met her about 3 posts ago....

omg no. sorry for misleading you.

am i forgiven?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?

You're a gorgeous girl with some great photos, on a sex site with a profile that says you're looking for new adventures (and it doesn't say much else).

What the hell did you expect these horny guys to do?

I was expecting at least 10% of them to have some sense in them, witch was not the case unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?

You're a gorgeous girl with some great photos, on a sex site with a profile that says you're looking for new adventures (and it doesn't say much else).

What the hell did you expect these horny guys to do?

I was expecting at least 10% of them to have some sense in them, witch was not the case unfortunately."

well. welcome to the forum.

i can tell you a lovely bunch of people use this place and your more than welcome.

ive learnt a lot from the ladies here and continue to find it a good waste of time.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!!! You move to!!!

I thought you just lay their and we just do what we gotta do and leave

* note to self ' stay away from the mortuary' *

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Best get a move on then young lady,...

this horn won t last forever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?

You're a gorgeous girl with some great photos, on a sex site with a profile that says you're looking for new adventures (and it doesn't say much else).

What the hell did you expect these horny guys to do?

I was expecting at least 10% of them to have some sense in them, witch was not the case unfortunately.

well. welcome to the forum.

i can tell you a lovely bunch of people use this place and your more than welcome.

ive learnt a lot from the ladies here and continue to find it a good waste of time.x"
Thank you!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x"

Just had a nose at your profile and your filters aren't switched on. Filter what you want and that may help with the number of messages

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

Just had a nose at your profile and your filters aren't switched on. Filter what you want and that may help with the number of messages

Good luck!"

morning hels xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

morning hels xx"
good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x"

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

But she is new, so may not have gotten round to sorting filters etc out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

But she is new, so may not have gotten round to sorting filters etc out."

you ok this morning lovely? x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

No, never on here.. There has to be a mental connection, an attraction and personality.

Or so is declared daily.

Filters are your best friend.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

But she is new, so may not have gotten round to sorting filters etc out."

True. But when in her opening post she said that all her filters were in place, I must admit I took it at face value..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

But she is new, so may not have gotten round to sorting filters etc out.

True. But when in her opening post she said that all her filters were in place, I must admit I took it at face value.."

I thought the same thing! Supposedly 'all the filters in place'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you turned your filters off? Because there are none active on your account and anyone can mail you

Admin x

I must admit this made me smile, never let the facts get in the way of a good old look at me thread!

But she is new, so may not have gotten round to sorting filters etc out.

True. But when in her opening post she said that all her filters were in place, I must admit I took it at face value.."

Hi guys,I am not New to swinging at all and only had the filters switched off out of curiosity to see how far some guys can go.

Must admit that's actually very sad to see so many people witch have no sense in them at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

And what exactly is wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

And what exactly is wrong with that?"

nothing wrong at all..just saying I recognised them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

Omg 1000 I am lucky to get one a week lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

And what exactly is wrong with that?

nothing wrong at all..just saying I recognised them..

Nothing stays hidden on this site, does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to answer your question yes they would lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

And what exactly is wrong with that?

nothing wrong at all..just saying I recognised them..

Nothing stays hidden on this site, does it

Heehee I have a photographic memory

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Funny tho cus i know I seen these pics before on another profile

And what exactly is wrong with that?

nothing wrong at all..just saying I recognised them..

Nothing stays hidden on this site, does it

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nope ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

believe it or not i have had greater success since ive been on the forum.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."
and you think it will do any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female: check

Pulse: check

Aye. We're good to go..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Female: check

Pulse: check

Aye. We're good to go.."

Pulse?????????

Picky, picky, picky

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."

99.9% may not read the forum but god loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."

they cant, they type with their dick..thats why its only one liners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female: check

Pulse: check

Aye. We're good to go..

Pulse?????????

Picky, picky, picky

why hello there fine lady... Do you type fast and dirty, we should sext sometime

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

1000 emails is that all? That's rubbish!

I get that on an hour in hate mail. You are doing something wrong.

Try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."

There are over 9,000 users online NOW

Of those I would say 100 max are maybe browsing the forums

So that's just over 1 %

Most - the other 99 % - are probably wanking over pics or sending out mails to people they know or would like to.

The 1% that use the forums are not the ones likely to need to the re-education !

(not that you'd realise that some days

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the world of Fabs ............ and yes it continues lol good luck with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

There are over 9,000 users online NOW

Of those I would say 100 max are maybe browsing the forums

So that's just over 1 %

Most - the other 99 % - are probably wanking over pics or sending out mails to people they know or would like to.

The 1% that use the forums are not the ones likely to need to the re-education !

(not that you'd realise that some days

I hardly send messages to newbies and the problem here is some men get frustrated and start to pounce on anything that moves its called animal instinct. The preditor and all that. Me personally can't be doing with all that troglodyte attitude

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Tbh its not just men who do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

There are over 9,000 users online NOW

Of those I would say 100 max are maybe browsing the forums

So that's just over 1 %

Most - the other 99 % - are probably wanking over pics or sending out mails to people they know or would like to.

The 1% that use the forums are not the ones likely to need to the re-education !

(not that you'd realise that some days

There's nothing wrong with a bit of additional education Bussy!!!

I learnt something new yesterday - lighting up after you've just sprayed de-icer all over your car should be done with great care - else you're liable to lose your eyebrows!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and start to pounce on anything that moves its called animal instinct. The preditor and all that. Me personally can't be doing with all that troglodyte attitude "

not exclusive to males....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

There are over 9,000 users online NOW

Of those I would say 100 max are maybe browsing the forums

So that's just over 1 %

Most - the other 99 % - are probably wanking over pics or sending out mails to people they know or would like to.

The 1% that use the forums are not the ones likely to need to the re-education !

(not that you'd realise that some days

)

There's nothing wrong with a bit of additional education Bussy!!!

I learnt something new yesterday - lighting up after you've just sprayed de-icer all over your car should be done with great care - else you're liable to lose your eyebrows!!!

pics please

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Well yes I can believe it, you have some lush looking pics. X

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

"Female: check

Pulse: check

Aye. We're good to go..

Pulse?????????

Picky, picky, picky

I read this and remembered a chat I had with this guy the other day. We were having a drink last Friday and he was lashed. I saw him Saturday night and asked if he got home ok the previous night. He said yes I was walking home down the railway line and all my prayers were answered. There on the track was a naked woman tied to the tracks. We had great sex. I was a little jealous and asked if he'd had a bj...... He said I would have loved one but I couldnt find her head

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

No. Sorry love

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."

I think there was a statistic mentioned that only 1% of the sites users post in the forum....

I doubt the guys you re referencing are part of that 1%,.. good try though ..

Welcome to tje forum, its mainly a fun place, please remember that if you re really wanting to vent your frustrations,... rants are reserved for thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

There are over 9,000 users online NOW

Of those I would say 100 max are maybe browsing the forums

So that's just over 1 %

Most - the other 99 % - are probably wanking over pics or sending out mails to people they know or would like to.

The 1% that use the forums are not the ones likely to need to the re-education !

(not that you'd realise that some days

)

There's nothing wrong with a bit of additional education Bussy!!!

I learnt something new yesterday - lighting up after you've just sprayed de-icer all over your car should be done with great care - else you're liable to lose your eyebrows!!!

Now that sounds like the type of thing that happens to me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach."

...another thing us pond scum are doing wrong then

Don't wink on full moons, don't message unless it's a day with p in it, don't keeping looking at my profile, dont message if I've had too many messages that day, don't, don't don't...

It's not even as if the 'facy a fuk' brigade even use the forums...

It's not even bloody Thursday

Bah! Humbug!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that sounds like the type of thing that happens to me

Minxie

You + naked flame + anything even SLIGHTLY flammable can only ever equate to trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that sounds like the type of thing that happens to me

Minxie

You + naked flame + anything even SLIGHTLY flammable can only ever equate to trouble

it could have been worse

naked me + flame would deffo have been bad lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I just delete the messages i get that i am no interested in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

...another thing us pond scum are doing wrong then

Don't wink on full moons, don't message unless it's a day with p in it, don't keeping looking at my profile, dont message if I've had too many messages that day, don't, don't don't...

It's not even as if the 'facy a fuk' brigade even use the forums...

It's not even bloody Thursday

Bah! Humbug!!

1..2..3 Breath ...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

...another thing us pond scum are doing wrong then

Don't wink on full moons, don't message unless it's a day with p in it, don't keeping looking at my profile, dont message if I've had too many messages that day, don't, don't don't...

It's not even as if the 'facy a fuk' brigade even use the forums...

It's not even bloody Thursday

Bah! Humbug!!

1..2..3 Breath ..."

Where's the blowing a raspberry smiley?!

Don't worry I cheer up after my 8th coffee.

Welcome to Fab. Have lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 600 my first day without any pics guys see new and they go nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

...another thing us pond scum are doing wrong then

Don't wink on full moons, don't message unless it's a day with p in it, don't keeping looking at my profile, dont message if I've had too many messages that day, don't, don't don't...

It's not even as if the 'facy a fuk' brigade even use the forums...

It's not even bloody Thursday

Bah! Humbug!!

1..2..3 Breath ...

Where's the blowing a raspberry smiley?!

Don't worry I cheer up after my 8th coffee.

Welcome to Fab. Have lots of fun

"
That's better

Thanks!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You have some very nice pics

Those piles must itch like a bitch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I totally agree with you, all this thread is going to achieve is even more messages to the Op.....unless of course that was the reason for the thread in the first place?

lil ol' sceptical Jane...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

"
I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word - filters.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints."

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more.

and long may it continue as diversity is fantastic and makes the forums & the site great

good luck and have fun

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"One word - filters.

Another word - muff.

...no reason, just my favourite word

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

what if you get no message at all????

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"One word - filters.

Another word - muff.

...no reason, just my favourite word

Diver goes well with muff

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"what if you get no message at all????

get with the Bi programme, you will get loads

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"what if you get no message at all????

get with the Bi programme, you will get loads

Hurrah for the Bi Programme!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"One word - filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints."

What the bins round the back?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"what if you get no message at all????

get with the Bi programme, you will get loads

Hurrah for the Bi Programme!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x

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over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x "

Aldi advertise like this ...........

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ..........

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints."

ooh er what a give away, should be 'one only shops....'

anyway looks more like tesco furniture to me...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x

Aldi advertise like this ...........

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ..........

Trust you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

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CLASSIC!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x

Aldi advertise like this ...........

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ..........

My missus said that my cock reminds her of her favourite supermarket.

I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?"

"No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

You managed to set your age ranges on your profile and that's about as far as you go on your profile to specifying anything about your preferences. A one line profile says NOTHING about you or what you're after.

So if you're complaining about the amount of messages you're getting try being more specific yourself. You say you only shop at Harrods ( metaphor for looking for what you believe are high-class meets) then say so in your profile.

You assert that because you have alot of messages from men that therefore men will stick their dick in 'anything that moves'? So what does that say about you - presumably that you're the 'anything'??

That's not a great opinion of yourself is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x

Aldi advertise like this ...........

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ..........

My missus said that my cock reminds her of her favourite supermarket.

I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?"

"No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl."

thanks there is tea everywhere now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm going to frame my message. Print, frame and admire.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,"

Hmmmm 1000 in the queue, can we schedule a shag on 17th Feb at 19:26

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

What the bins round the back?

Bahahahahhaha! That made me chuckle x x

Aldi advertise like this ...........

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ..........

My missus said that my cock reminds her of her favourite supermarket.

I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?"

"No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl."

thanks there is tea everywhere now

You re welcome,..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to frame my message. Print, frame and admire.....

dont forget to hang it on the wall as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only shop at "Harrods" I am afraid. Hence the complaints.

ooh er what a give away, should be 'one only shops....'

anyway looks more like tesco furniture to me...

Harrods, aldi, Asda, Sainsbury, Morrison's, co-op, lidl, its all made in the same place guys.......

CHINA.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?

You assert that because you have alot of messages from men that therefore men will stick their dick in 'anything that moves'? So what does that say about you - presumably that you're the 'anything'??

That's not a great opinion of yourself is it?

"
I wasn't complaining at all , just wondering how horny or stupid one can be to message someone with one line on their profile and no pictures whatsoever.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm going to frame my message. Print, frame and admire.....

dont forget to hang it on the wall as well

How did you know it was yours! You know the one....eh? eh? Saucy! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to my world lol cos that was my profile to a T lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to frame my message. Print, frame and admire.....

dont forget to hang it on the wall as well

How did you know it was yours! You know the one....eh? eh? Saucy! x

shhhh dont share it here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I was hoping for with this tread , was just to get some of the guys that send instant messages to every new girl that joins the site,to have a good rethink of their approach.

I think there was a statistic mentioned that only 1% of the sites users post in the forum....

I doubt the guys you re referencing are part of that 1%,.. good try though ..

Welcome to tje forum, its mainly a fun place, please remember that if you re really wanting to vent your frustrations,... rants are reserved for thursday

absolute bollocks you can say what you want (within the rules) on whatever day you want.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"
Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"absolute bollocks you can say what you want (within the rules) on whatever day you want."

Oh just wait till Thursday when we can have a rant about people ranting on he wrong days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,

Hmmmm 1000 in the queue, can we schedule a shag on 17th Feb at 19:26

No as the end of the world is due in two weeks...remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,

Hmmmm 1000 in the queue, can we schedule a shag on 17th Feb at 19:26

No as the end of the world is due in two weeks...remember?"

Hmmm well would you mind shagging 24/7 and changing partners every 23.48 minutes, so we can sneak in just before the world ends

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is it possible we can get this thread to a 1000 posts in two days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible we can get this thread to a 1000 posts in two days...

, "

Hardly there is a 175 limit.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Well, I never.... ever had 1000 messages in one day not even as a newbie. Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires."

S/he (op) said s/he'd been on before. Someone recognised the pics.

Seems to me like someone trying to prove a point.

No idea what the point is though........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires.

S/he (op) said s/he'd been on before. Someone recognised the pics.

Seems to me like someone trying to prove a point.

No idea what the point is though........ "

S/he (op) is currently here as a couple aswel , and the point of the whole thing was just to give some guys ( and yes I know the vast majority of them can't be bothered to read the forums) an idea how they get a bad name on swinging sites. Hope that helps

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires.

S/he (op) said s/he'd been on before. Someone recognised the pics.

Seems to me like someone trying to prove a point.

No idea what the point is though........

well it certainly achieved something, you did great

body shape and single guys are 2 of the most emotive subjects..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

Baffles me what the attraction is

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more "

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order? "

never been in a Waitrose but heard they were nice, not sure if there any in Scotland....

so I could be wrong

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I have a Waitrose and an M&S food hall close to where I live and I would put M&S above Waitrose.....just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order?

never been in a Waitrose but heard they were nice, not sure if there any in Scotland....

so I could be wrong

Stephen Fry on QI on Friday: "Sainsbury's is very useful - it keeps the scum out of Waitrose.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?"

Bloody hell , am lucky if I get 1 a week

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order?

never been in a Waitrose but heard they were nice, not sure if there any in Scotland....

so I could be wrong

Stephen Fry on QI on Friday: "Sainsbury's is very useful - it keeps the scum out of Waitrose.."

I must venture to one to see.... off to google if any in Scotland

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order?

never been in a Waitrose but heard they were nice, not sure if there any in Scotland....

so I could be wrong

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

Im quite partial miself

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

Im quite partial miself

I will make the 200 mile round trip for their wares

and report back

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

Im quite partial miself

I will make the 200 mile round trip for their wares

and report back

Ocado

But 100 miles might be a bit far for a loaf of bread and a packet of sugar...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Waitrose in Brighton once did a naturist evening...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order? "

I'm strictly Hawkins Bizzare

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

Im quite partial miself

I will make the 200 mile round trip for their wares

and report back

Ocado

But 100 miles might be a bit far for a loaf of bread and a packet of sugar..."

I wouldn't being their food

just sniffing the expensive perfumes of kindred spirits

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"The Waitrose in Brighton once did a naturist evening...

Id be a bit nervous around the chipolatas...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Byres Road Glasgow and Morningside Edinburgh

says it all......

I love the sound of Waitrose

Im quite partial miself

I will make the 200 mile round trip for their wares

and report back

Ocado

But 100 miles might be a bit far for a loaf of bread and a packet of sugar...

I wouldn't being their food

just sniffing the expensive perfumes of kindred spirits"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

well my dear, you may be in for a shock as on here we range from the penny store, 99p store, aldi, lidl, asda, waitrose, M&S, all the way up to Harrods and more

Sorry to digress, but would you put Waitrose and M&S in that order?

I'm strictly Hawkins Bizzare

Hawkins is another persona?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The Waitrose in Brighton once did a naturist evening...

Id be a bit nervous around the chipolatas..."

Ah...they put the blinds down so no one could see in. I think they sold out of cucumbers and melons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just showing off , lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just showing off , lol

No, they put the blinds down.

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over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires.

S/he (op) said s/he'd been on before. Someone recognised the pics.

Seems to me like someone trying to prove a point.

No idea what the point is though........

Ooh so I'm not as daft as I thought. That cheered me up.

Good luck with all the mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the op has another post up in the forum form her couples profile basically slagging off everyone except cpls!!! yes even singlebi fems !! yet here she is a single bi fem...im very confused!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"the op has another post up in the forum form her couples profile basically slagging off everyone except cpls!!! yes even singlebi fems !! yet here she is a single bi fem...im very confused!!!"

Ooooohhh! Single bi females! How yummy is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the op has another post up in the forum form her couples profile basically slagging off everyone except cpls!!! yes even singlebi fems !! yet here she is a single bi fem...im very confused!!!"

oh suprise suprise the other post has gone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 1000-msgs " I neva get any " msgs / mails / or _iews " 4 that matta?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires.

S/he (op) said s/he'd been on before. Someone recognised the pics.

Seems to me like someone trying to prove a point.

No idea what the point is though........

well it certainly achieved something, you did great

body shape and single guys are 2 of the most emotive subjects..

and your enjoyment continues...

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over a year ago

"the op has another post up in the forum form her couples profile basically slagging off everyone except cpls!!! yes even singlebi fems !! yet here she is a single bi fem...im very confused!!!

oh suprise suprise the other post has gone!! "

It confirms what I've thought for a long time about a few certain couples.

Everyone else is their 'toy' and as such I should just turn up do the hard work 'fluffing' to turn them on, then fuck off so they can shag the life out of each other and I can crawl under my stone till I'm needed again.

Bit like human viagra as well as two wet holes with lips. (I'm can't ever be a dildo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the op has another post up in the forum form her couples profile basically slagging off everyone except cpls!!! yes even singlebi fems !! yet here she is a single bi fem...im very confused!!!

oh suprise suprise the other post has gone!!

It confirms what I've thought for a long time about a few certain couples.

Bit like human viagra as well as two wet holes with lips. (I'm can't ever be a dildo)"

here here....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't get it. What is the problem with people messaging you if you?

There are filters to cut down numbers, you can choose a user name that isn't a look at me beacon along with photo choices.

Aldi advertise, they display their wares but you don't see them complaining about people visiting the store then.

I totally agree with you, all this thread is going to achieve is even more messages to the Op.....unless of course that was the reason for the thread in the first place?

lil ol' sceptical Jane..."

Call me sceptical too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 1000 messages in my second day of joining,with just a profile picture ,one line profile and all the filters in place.

Come on guys would you really stick your cock in anything that moves?Theres something about this post that doesnt ring quite true....but il wait awhile and see what transpires."

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