FabSwingers.com forum: An egg

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Where can I buy one egg? Just one.

Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butchers

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Butchers"

. They're closed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers

. They're closed.. "
take half a problem solved

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

Our Morissons sell loose eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers

. They're closed.. take half a problem solved "
thats half a house brick for those not in the know

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.

Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday. "

Knock a neighbour and ask to borrow an egg until you come home.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

You can probably buy just one scotch egg in the local supermarket, but I’m guessing you don’t want it already hard boiled

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

what do you want it for ?

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.

Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday.

Knock a neighbour and ask to borrow an egg until you come home."

Hello. We've never spoke or smiled at each other. Can I have an egg...?

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"what do you want it for ?"

Steak, chippie chips and egg

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"You can probably buy just one scotch egg in the local supermarket, but I’m guessing you don’t want it already hard boiled "

Haven't eaten one since I was 5.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what do you want it for ?

Steak, chippie chips and egg"

Tadaaaaaaaaaa ! Steal one.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"You can probably buy just one scotch egg in the local supermarket, but I’m guessing you don’t want it already hard boiled

Haven't eaten one since I was 5."

Well there you go, time to revisit a childhood treat!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I bought a box of ten this morning. Got them out of the bags and two were missing.

Fucking thieving bastards I thought but they were loose in the boot of the car.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Our Morissons sell loose eggs. "

Ditto

LvM

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By *..WillowCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.

Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday.

Knock a neighbour and ask to borrow an egg until you come home.

Hello. We've never spoke or smiled at each other. Can I have an egg...?

But 6 give 5 to your neighbour, could be the start of a marvellous friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy half a dozen then return them an hour later as one was missing

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Visit your nearest zoo and smuggle an ostrich..Take it home ..hey Presto one ostrich egg..tip ..make sure it's a female ostrich...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A faberge egg? Step into my office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what do you want it for ?

Steak, chippie chips and egg"

You should have said what you had in when you posed your chippy chips Q... Now you're stuck ain't ya

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"what do you want it for ?

Steak, chippie chips and egg

You should have said what you had in when you posed your chippy chips Q... Now you're stuck ain't ya

Steak eggs and chips all now quietly digesting... x

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.

Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday. "

Try the neighbour.. Or put on a foxes costume and go scrumping for eggs in those home hen houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would recommend finding a pregnant chicken and scaring it.

If that's not possible, maybe ask on a local Facebook group if someone will egg your house and try to catch one with your hands when they arrive?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I would recommend finding a pregnant chicken and scaring it.

If that's not possible, maybe ask on a local Facebook group if someone will egg your house and try to catch one with your hands when they arrive? "

Good idea... Wait until Halloween and catch all the eggs you could need...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

If you scramble them & put them in a Tupperware you can freeze the other 5

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I wouldn't like to be an egg..it takes three minutes to get hard and you only get laid once

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