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Q for women: male equiv. of c*ck teaser?

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2M OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

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Given the original expression is such a pejorative and spiteful term, I debated with myself about whether to post my query. But given it was women I heard discussing it, I thought I would risk the flames and ask or even the eye rolling "he's gay, why would he know..........".

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Here goes, big breath:

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Last night, me and pal happened to be in pub at a table next to three women and given music wasn't loud we couldn't help hearing what they were talking about. OK, OK, we stopped chatting to listen in . One was bemoaning a guy having led her on - her version anyway - and he hadn't "put out". This then led to them "debating" - apologies in advance - what the male equivalent of a c*ck teaser is. Their view was that "p*ssy teaser" or "m*nge tease" just didn't cut it.

One suggested 'clam ham' (??????) That went right over my baldy head. Actually, now that I write it, maybe she said "clam sham".

I did like "Titillating Tw*t", presuming the Twat was him rather than her nether regions.

So my inevitable question is.......... are there other terms out there? Or any good suggestions?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny flutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny flatterer?

Foof fiddler?

Muff mocker?

Gawd I dunno?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

As per usual, there probably isn't a derogatory term for men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damp Squib ?

Literally means - a situation or event which is much less impressive than expected.

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A fanny frustrater? A front-bum beguiler? A beaver bamboozler? A clit coquet? A twat trifler?

(Apologies in advance for any offence from any of the terms for the downstairs parts)

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Rocket Locket?

Cocklock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Given the original expression is such a pejorative and spiteful term, I debated with myself about whether to post my query. But given it was women I heard discussing it, I thought I would risk the flames and ask or even the eye rolling "he's gay, why would he know..........".

.

Here goes, big breath:

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Last night, me and pal happened to be in pub at a table next to three women and given music wasn't loud we couldn't help hearing what they were talking about. OK, OK, we stopped chatting to listen in . One was bemoaning a guy having led her on - her version anyway - and he hadn't "put out". This then led to them "debating" - apologies in advance - what the male equivalent of a c*ck teaser is. Their view was that "p*ssy teaser" or "m*nge tease" just didn't cut it.

One suggested 'clam ham' (??????) That went right over my baldy head. Actually, now that I write it, maybe she said "clam sham".

I did like "Titillating Tw*t", presuming the Twat was him rather than her nether regions.

So my inevitable question is.......... are there other terms out there? Or any good suggestions?.

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Haven't heard those quotes tbh but if ..if a person wants it to go further never wait for the other person to " put out " ..just tell them straight out, it saves a lot of time wasting and both know where they stand .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt cunt.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"As per usual, there probably isn't a derogatory term for men. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Twat Tease

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

OMG....... I've got it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

shall I say it ...... shall I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs why to i keep getting dragged into these thing is it because of my minge magnet

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"As per usual, there probably isn't a derogatory term for men. "

Show a bit of imagination so and come up with one.

Dont blame men for having some lingual creativity.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Beaver Baiter !

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*Mel B Bo Selecta! voice* Minge teasin' bastard!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagetarian - Someone who decides not to go for the meaty treats offered to him.

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