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My friend has a cucumber...

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Cucumber and pickle sandwiches. Delicious.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Does he have a profile? Get on cam and put on a show. Don't forget the lube!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Make tzaziki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely middle eastern soup with peas, mint and Greek Yogurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bum it "

That's the alternative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bum it

That's the alternative. "

are you channel 4

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Sandwich anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate of mine used to put a tube of lube on the supermarket conveyor belt next to a cucumber - then state loudly that he didn't want anyone to think he was a vegan

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

I once used one on my ex,she put it back in the fridge and her Dad ate it.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Spiralize it and pop it in a jug of pimms

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Greek yogurt, grate some of the aforementioned cucumber, squeeze the juice out of it, splash of vinegar, couple of clove of grated garlic and stir all together,,,, top it of with some GOOD olive oil and it's the best tzatiki there is xx

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Tuna and Mayo sandwiches with sliced cucumber is nice, or you could just use it as a dildo I suppose

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