FabSwingers.com forum: And I wonder why I'm single!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In five min I will be the same!!!except in pyjamas

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "
if cameron sees this post he will be round to hug you, he loves hugging hoodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto but I'm not single...my oh is just out lol

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Its Monday you are meant to be resting after the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not the only one!I hate winter!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am sat on me sofa.... In my work gear thinking I am going to have crumpets for me tea.../ woooo hooo... life as a single woman........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In five min I will be the same!!!except in pyjamas "

I'll post in full when the drink and dancing stops and the Chippendales have got dressed and gone home. x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Same here, snuggled on the sofa with a purely medicinal glass of red wine in my left hand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its Monday you are meant to be resting after the weekend"

I did nothing over the weekend!! Other than be ill on Sunday! Proper lazy times at the moment.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've just put my little boy to bed, and in about 5 minutes ill be in bed with a cuppa xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slobbed out on the sofa with shorts and an old polo shirt and I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm now are you wearing heels with this hoodie

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

" Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "

Sounds like you're already married

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Sounds like you're already married

Without a husband though!

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Well there's nothing wrong with your figure, maybe it's your apparent (& potentially expensive) shoe fetish that's putting the guys off.

;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Same here, snuggled on the sofa with a purely medicinal glass of red wine in my left hand...."

and in your right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well there's nothing wrong with your figure, maybe it's your apparent (& potentially expensive) shoe fetish that's putting the guys off.

;-)"

Haha that fetish is paid for by me! Haha! No its probably the cold hearted bitchness that I give off that is putting guys off!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

If it wasn't for the fact I need to go out to get food I'd have my duvet on the sofa too. Once I've eaten I think that I'll veg out for the rest of the night.

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mrs Lincs is in her PJ's under a duvet watching the Royal Variety Performance.

I'm craving a good session but she's craving chocolate; that's marriage for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs Lincs is in her PJ's under a duvet watching the Royal Variety Performance.

I'm craving a good session but she's craving chocolate; that's marriage for you."

Tell Mrs Lincs that sex is much better than chocolate! Or put chocolate spread on your cock and she can have both!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lived nearer to me you would not be on your own, or in a hoodie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me n the cat are perving fab...fuck she's fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum bought me a new onesie last week and my son's arrived in the post today ..... yes, even the boys are wearing them now.

Currently I have a fox, a wolf and a bat in the house ..... they are all hooting with laughter at their outfits.

Wasn't so long ago they mocked me for wearing one.

I'm off to get into my leopard one shortly and laze on the chaise watching cookery programmes .......... least they don't have calories in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer free cuddles to any ladies that want to enjoy a bit of mutual warmth. All I ask in return is for us to both have a good laugh. Oh and you must be willing to travel to Sproutsville....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha"

I'm in a king-size bed in a comfortable work provided hotel raiding the tea tray - fair trade hot choc and ginger crunch bicuits - when I could be sat in a restaurant eating a three course dinner and drinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha

Room Service!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am in my bed with my lappy and the tv on... pure bliss......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my bed with my lappy and the tv on... pure bliss......

Move over

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am in my bed with my lappy and the tv on... pure bliss......

Move over

Hurry up I am freezing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my bed with my lappy and the tv on... pure bliss......

Move over

Hurry up I am freezing haha

On my way just putting the cat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha"

Jeeeez, no way. The Pringles are not for sharing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.

Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life

Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha

Jeeeez, no way. The Pringles are not for sharing!!!

No they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD."

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?"

Rescued.....to my disgust!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?

Rescued.....to my disgust!!!

Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?

Rescued.....to my disgust!!!

Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer?"

Well he was the guy I went with...so yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.

I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look

Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?

Rescued.....to my disgust!!!

Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer?

Well he was the guy I went with...so yeah lol

Haha good good

each good turn and all that!

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!

Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "

Then you need to invite somebody to join you under blanket lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggled up with my pussy on my lap .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me n the cat are perving fab...fuck she's fell asleep"

Passive pussy

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