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Bidet what is the point

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wash your arse, OP. The premise couldn’t really be clearer to be fair!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If you tripped over and squished your hand in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with tissues and carry on with your day?

Didn't think so.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"To wash your arse, OP. The premise couldn’t really be clearer to be fair! "
Dan you have never used it surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wash your arse, OP. The premise couldn’t really be clearer to be fair! Dan you have never used it surely "

I don’t think I could contort myself into the correct position.

I have used that wet toilet paper though, like a wet wipe for your arse. Now THAT is a revelation, the inventor of that should get some form of Nobel prize!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wash your feet in

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

To quote Mick Dundee:

"For washing your backside, right???"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Three shells far superior .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lordy I missed read this I thought it said Biden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certain caffès in Portugal has bidet in ladies WC .

Very in hand I believe .

Yes to wash your bits n feet . A quick wash to feel comfortable

Ideal to rush out n no mess about with a shower .

You can always try was your bits in the sink and brush your teeth in the bidet same time .

U do what ever u like .

Is good to soak a t shirt with a hard stain n rinse before go in washing machine

U do whatever u like xx grow straberries …

When I came to London first time my reaction was :

What ? This lot don’t have a bidet ?

How do they do it ? That’s bollocks x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three shells far superior . "

Send a maniac to catch one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you misspelled Biden

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde


"Three shells far superior . "

"E.K - you are fined 10 credits for being too cool at this time at night".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you tripped over and squished your hand in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with tissues and carry on with your day?

Didn't think so. "

You would analyse it :

Hmmm looks like shit ,

Hmmmm smells like shit ,

Hmmmmmmm tastes like shit

Really glad I didn’t walked on it with my brand new shoes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s showers for your bumhole now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s showers for your bumhole now"

Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?

Who u talking too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s showers for your bumhole now

Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?

Who u talking too ? "

Whoever made the post. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bidet means Pony in French, and are excellent for when you've had a pony and trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s showers for your bumhole now

Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?

Who u talking too ?

Whoever made the post. Why?"

Was only joking messing about with the words ….

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bidet means Pony in French, and are excellent for when you've had a pony and trap. "
All falls into place Leo so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s showers for your bumhole now

Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?

Who u talking too ?

Whoever made the post. Why?

Was only joking messing about with the words ….

No worries mate. I remember when Italy played England and an Italian fan held up a placed that said “We have Bidet!”

Lol I think most of Europe and the world laughs at shitty English people who merely wipe and smudge shit up their backside.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I love my bidet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s not as bad as Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very cooling after eating a hot spicy curry

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Best invention ever. I love the clean feeling

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

How else are you meant to wash the sand off your feet on holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How else are you meant to wash the sand off your feet on holiday?

"

I jump in the sea in following morning

Everyday . Don’t need to wash at home

Swim til 11 pm , back for swim 7 am

Pointless have a wash at home

Is even pointless go home

Swim , dinner by the beach , pissed , wake up on sun rise have a swim . Bam nada boom done

No need hotels x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s showers for your bumhole now

Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?

Who u talking too ?

Whoever made the post. Why?

Was only joking messing about with the words ….

No worries mate. I remember when Italy played England and an Italian fan held up a placed that said “We have Bidet!”

Lol I think most of Europe and the world laughs at shitty English people who merely wipe and smudge shit up their backside.

"

Errrr u minger ….

miiiiiingland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are staying at a hotel that still one! Sit on It forwards and enjoy the ride x lol

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

We love our electric toilet seat, has nozzles for front and back and has a fan to blow dry you after. Far better than a bidet. No need to turn on the bathroom light as you have an LED light to guide you. Look them up we got ours from eBay.

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