FabSwingers.com forum: Darwin awards (fab version)

By *ustaman OP Man
over a year ago

weymouth

It never ceases to amaze me of the proclivity of the male gender to so successfully shoot themselves in the foot. Any chance of a meeting with a woman/couple totally blown out of the water with some of the comments/threads laid down by my brethren - I'm embarrassed. I bring to you the Darwin awards (fab) where the said gentlemen have successfully eliminated themselves from getting laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the first winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres always the classic when you politely reject them and they tell you that you're not all that anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s impossible for me to do that I am a Tv/TS there’s always going to be cock available

so technically impossible for me to shoot my self in the foot

Only people shooting them selfs in the foot for excluding me is them selfs

As the way I work they alway be a line off guys

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Can't name names but... if I say "it's cos of my dick, women are all liars" I think folk will know

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By *ustaman OP Man
over a year ago

weymouth

"Are you the first winner?

Probably, hopefully I've learnt to miss my foot now- did win Muppet of the year in dive club for doing something stupid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Are you the first winner?

Probably, hopefully I've learnt to miss my foot now- did win Muppet of the year in dive club for doing something stupid

Isn't muff diving something quite different?!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I once won most injured player of the season award in Football one year, broken ankle, broken nose (4 times in total but once that season) broken toe and various stitches. I was a fast winger. They just kicked me.

Mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess my approach to Fab and the scene is that I will try and do things my way and not worry to much about what others do, other than learn from both their, and my, mistakes.

Some people won’t like my way (random blocks off the forums tell me that!

), some people will.

The way I see it, the more woeful others are it helps my chances. But only if I’m not equally as woeful too. It’s all about trying to be self aware I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you the first winner?

Probably, hopefully I've learnt to miss my foot now- did win Muppet of the year in dive club for doing something stupid

You forgot to check for water?

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I remember someone who used to turn up at the club and wander around in dirty underpants, sandals and compression socks.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

The forum can be a beautiful place to witness the crashing and burning of horny, misguided men

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