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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my new job's christmas party that I am invited to is .......................

fancy dress!!!!!!!! christmassy fancy dress !!!!!!!

help I need some suggestions ........ and going with my festive boobs is NOT an option .............. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some body paint and just paint yourself as a Xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In just a pair of 6" heels....

Christmas high jinx....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Look on eBay for a cheap mrs clause costume. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get some body paint and just paint yourself as a Xmas tree "

it would take forever and masses of paint to do this ........ the shop would run out ..... lol !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In just a pair of 6" heels....

Christmas high jinx.... "

this is in front of my new bosses !!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing with baubles attached - unless they are silk, plastic or paper ones. I'd hate to think of the whole company in A&E with bauble cuts.

What's your favourite Christmassy thing? Does it lend itself to a costume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a false beard, nose, specks and walk like Bussy.....

A mince spy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing with baubles attached - unless they are silk, plastic or paper ones. I'd hate to think of the whole company in A&E with bauble cuts.

What's your favourite Christmassy thing? Does it lend itself to a costume?"

I thought about tying myself up as a parcel .................. I have the ribbon to do so ............. in a variety of colours as well lol and could make some long curly bits as well ........... just trying to work out how to make me look like a parcel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on eBay for a cheap mrs clause costume. Xxx "

Yes to add to the 2,145 other women who will be wearing a similar outfit.

Not the Mrs Clause outfit please, im fed up of seeing it already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear a false beard, nose, specks and walk like Bussy.....

A mince spy.... "

oh ooooops that really made me laugh out loud, good job I am alone lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on eBay for a cheap mrs clause costume. Xxx

Yes to add to the 2,145 other women who will be wearing a similar outfit.

Not the Mrs Clause outfit please, im fed up of seeing it already "

True..... But how many would fill it out quite like our Jinxie....???

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Will offer the suggestions I offered earlier in the week.

For a parcel you need an appliance box. Reinforce the corners/joints with parcel tape.

Cut out a head hole and the base for your legs and arm holes on either side.

Decorate the box with ribbon and put on.

The issue will be sitting down.

Or:

Buy one of those big cheap felt santa sacks.

Open the bottom seam for your legs.

Either attach elastic round the top and stitch on some ribbons for shoulder straps or cut arm holes and carefully pull the drawstring around your neck - DO NOT HANG YOURSELF AT THIS POINT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will offer the suggestions I offered earlier in the week.

For a parcel you need an appliance box. Reinforce the corners/joints with parcel tape.

Cut out a head hole and the base for your legs and arm holes on either side.

Decorate the box with ribbon and put on.

The issue will be sitting down.

Or:

Buy one of those big cheap felt santa sacks.

Open the bottom seam for your legs.

Either attach elastic round the top and stitch on some ribbons for shoulder straps or cut arm holes and carefully pull the drawstring around your neck - DO NOT HANG YOURSELF AT THIS POINT!!!!"

I like the sack idea and promise I will add elastic round the top and not do the drawstring thingy bit

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Picking up on someone's xmas name suggestion for you, you could go as one of Satan's little helpers - Elf 'n' Safety!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Picking up on someone's xmas name suggestion for you, you could go as one of Satan's little helpers - Elf 'n' Safety!

"

Oh balls - SANTA'S little helpers, not Satan's FFS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picking up on someone's xmas name suggestion for you, you could go as one of Satan's little helpers - Elf 'n' Safety!

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how would I dress for that then? apart from carefully lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will offer the suggestions I offered earlier in the week.

For a parcel you need an appliance box. Reinforce the corners/joints with parcel tape.

Cut out a head hole and the base for your legs and arm holes on either side.

Decorate the box with ribbon and put on.

The issue will be sitting down.

Or:

Buy one of those big cheap felt santa sacks.

Open the bottom seam for your legs.

Either attach elastic round the top and stitch on some ribbons for shoulder straps or cut arm holes and carefully pull the drawstring around your neck - DO NOT HANG YOURSELF AT THIS POINT!!!!"

I dressed as a christmas parcel for a fancy dress party in October lol, was guaranteed nobody else had that costume. Sitting down in the box was definitely a problem tho, maybe with a shorter box ....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Picking up on someone's xmas name suggestion for you, you could go as one of Satan's little helpers - Elf 'n' Safety!

how would I dress for that then? apart from carefully lol!!! "

Based on my spelling cockup, horns, tail and pitchfork! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picking up on someone's xmas name suggestion for you, you could go as one of Satan's little helpers - Elf 'n' Safety!

how would I dress for that then? apart from carefully lol!!!

Based on my spelling cockup, horns, tail and pitchfork! Lol! "

yeah but that sort of brings valentines day to mind not christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear regular clothes, when people ask what you're meant to be tell them you're a homicidal sociopath, they look just like everyone else. Sure it's lazy but it's clever (or would ordinary clothes in that situation be fancy dress?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should go as a Christmas Stocking. Everyone knows there is a treat inside.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

You could go as a mummy - arp yourself head to toe in bandages.

Added bonus is that it'll save time at A&E later...!

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

a reindeer

snow queen

angel

christmas cracker

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