FabSwingers.com forum: Maltesers or Galaxy Minstrels?

By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

To use as Anal beads? And is golden syrup a good lube to use.

Asking for a friend.

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By *ean and carolineCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

I reckon malteasers would melt too fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syrup is known for its viscosity, reckon you’d crush a Malteser with the resistance before it got anywhere near. But hey, someone’s probably into it.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s gonna take one for the team? You know, in the name of science ..

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

For feck sake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Click bait!!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Both have the potential to damage the lining of your rectum if they get break down due to the sharp edges of the sugar coating or the malty inners.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Who’s gonna take one for the team? You know, in the name of science .. "

... I'll nominate the OP

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Damn, sorry I posted and then had meetings all day so missed the replies.

Laughing at them like a mad man

Also, Emily36c, I am SO not volunteering for the experiment!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Reveals as they are different size and texture

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Damn, sorry I posted and then had meetings all day so missed the replies.

Laughing at them like a mad man

Also, Emily36c, I am SO not volunteering for the experiment!

I'm not so sure it's about volunteering

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Reveals as they are different size and texture"

I suppose it “does” mix things up a fair bit!

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Damn, sorry I posted and then had meetings all day so missed the replies.

Laughing at them like a mad man

Also, Emily36c, I am SO not volunteering for the experiment!

I'm not so sure it's about volunteering

Wait…. “Not” so sure it’s about volunteering!?

Right, does this mean I have, in effect, become the Guinea pig in this disgraceful abuse of science?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I know someone who put a malteaser up her vag, couldn't get it out, had to use one of those long dessert spoons hehe

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"I know someone who put a malteaser up her vag, couldn't get it out, had to use one of those long dessert spoons hehe "

Oh god, bet that was awkward to explain after

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Damn, sorry I posted and then had meetings all day so missed the replies.

Laughing at them like a mad man

Also, Emily36c, I am SO not volunteering for the experiment!

I'm not so sure it's about volunteering

Wait…. “Not” so sure it’s about volunteering!?

Right, does this mean I have, in effect, become the Guinea pig in this disgraceful abuse of science?

Definitely... and we're all eagerly awaiting the verdict

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Damn, sorry I posted and then had meetings all day so missed the replies.

Laughing at them like a mad man

Also, Emily36c, I am SO not volunteering for the experiment!

I'm not so sure it's about volunteering

Wait…. “Not” so sure it’s about volunteering!?

Right, does this mean I have, in effect, become the Guinea pig in this disgraceful abuse of science?

Definitely... and we're all eagerly awaiting the verdict

Verdicts in, operation is tomorrow to repair my anus.

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