FabSwingers.com forum: Fab profile bingo

By *aldboro OP Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire/Warwickshire Border

Whose up for a bit of fun.

It works like this.

We draw up list of heavily used FAB profile words and phrases along with a few lesser ones.

At a designated time a list of 15 is published and it is a competition to find the profile that has the most of them in it. Preferably all of them.

If anyone fancies it I am more than happy to coordinate.

First process is to come up with as many over used, regular or plain freaky words or phrases we have come across. Contributions appreciated.

I'll start with the following.

BBC/BWC/well hung

Dad bod/mummy tummy

The three p's

Cuck/sissy

Dom/sub

Kink/kinky/vanilla

New here so be gentle.

Used underwear for sale.

Over to you guys for anymore suggestions.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fab/ Sydney Uni/ Facebook (for some reason) "legal disclaimers".

LvM

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A forum game would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to fuck the whole site

Will fill in later

Send face pics with message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update: [date]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Update: [date]"
that’s me! Except the update was April

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not new here

Only here for forums

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I don't bite"

"No timewasters"

"[Insert list of demands longer than any information about themselves]"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was here before but lost password.

Had verifications on old profile.

I’m genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my first rodeo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my first rodeo.

Quality not quantity.

Professional.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Genuine

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Logs for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me by X 200

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No pic no reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘No xxxxxxxxx. No offence. Just our preference’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘No xxxxxxxxx. No offence. Just our preference’ "

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Discreet! How has nobody said discreet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet! How has nobody said discreet?"

I did, right at the top, I was just discrete about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was given this site from a friend due to recently becoming single

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Discreet! How has nobody said discreet?

I did, right at the top, I was just discrete about it

Got in a split second before me I see it now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"WeRE aLl heRE foR The sAme THIng"

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

""I don't bite""

…”unless you ask nicely”

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Give oral for hours

Nobody check my profile for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FWB wanted

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s funny it’ll never change

it’s like a horror movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am here against my own free will. Was abducted by a mad French bastard in a Ford Fiesta. Send help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give oral for hours

Nobody check my profile for this one

I checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaF

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I know how this place works ,been here before

Not here for ping pong messages ,here to meet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun guy/girl here for fun

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Put the word (insert random crazy word) as the subject in your message to prove you've read my profile

Can breathe through my ears

Can fuck for hours (lasts 2 mins when you actually do meet them)

Sydney University

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Give oral for hours

Nobody check my profile for this one

I checked

Gotcha!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oily massage

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By *aldboro OP Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire/Warwickshire Border

Some awesome suggestions. Certainly enough to draw up a few lists to play. Keep them coming and I'll prepare the first bingo card.

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By *aldboro OP Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire/Warwickshire Border

Thought of another classic

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought of another classic

Will fill in later"

I look forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Married with permission

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm a ( insert age) year old woman and I'm looking to meet men

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By *damsmith12233Man
over a year ago

leicester

Need to be discreet because of my profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello , I’m back after a long 2 days brake ….

I’m looking for regular sexy fun , no hook ups , I’m a slut and I don’t want shag all site

I’m married , no he doesn’t know .

can’t accommodate . can’t travel “

I have a life out of fabs . Can’t meet at drop of a hat . Don’t give my number , what’sapp or kick it SC or telegram or Skype so don’t ask .

. Can’t reply to everyone , to much messages a day , if I don’t reply or delete the message means not interested .

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Can't meet at the drop of a hat

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

We lead busy lives

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Treat her with respect

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Gym fit

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Drama free

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

420 friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook is now a publicly traded entity.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

This isn't so bad I only have the one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite...unless you ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here to sleep with the whole site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the three P's

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Anal

Squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club meets only

Just browsing

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Must be discrete” - usually shows they are both married and can’t spell

“Not fussy” - such a flattering thing to read ??

“Not new” “back again” “know how it works” really? Then why no pics, no verification of any kind, no bio beyond these statements

“Professional” accompanied by pics of them in tradesmen outfits

“Guaranteed to make you cum/squirt/have the best orgasm of your life” despite never having spoken to me and having NO idea what I’m into? Aye so you will!

“Will give you the best massage ever” hate massages so no!

“Ask me anything” really? What’s the square root of 4792?

“Not into endless chatting” translation = can’t string 2 words together let alone communicate their needs or understand when I communicate mine

It’s not just words either certain types of pics can tell a lot about a person

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