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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….how decidedly uncouth.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

No need to discuss. It's a fact.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

On purpose or by accident?

Discreetly or lifting a cheek and asking for feedback on the aroma ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wear pyjamas the air flow is better.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's great if you can do it in a lift and then skip out as the doors are closing, leaving innocent parties to take the blame when the next person gets in

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"On purpose or by accident?

Discreetly or lifting a cheek and asking for feedback on the aroma ?"

Oh, the deliberate kind - I might even forgive an inadvertent and innocent one (if indeed it WAS truly innocent)

I remember once I found myself in a garden centre when a vulgarian of highly deplorable note walked through the door and with a brief pause and a lift of his knee, proceeded to let fly with a mighty fart.

I was suitably disgusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u can play “ The cavalry Charge “

First verse of the chorus , I think everyone in the bus should give you a massive applause

Is the minimum you would deserve .

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Let rip wherever you are.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Never intentionally in public but unfortunately my diabetes medication means I fart constantly it's extremely embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in my office on a video conference call last week, with my assistant. There was a chap directly outside, with th5w door open,he was testing some electrics, and he farted really loudly and said oooo pardon me

I was done. I had tears , I snorted, and had to excuse myself from the call.

It still makes me giggle now

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Heard someone do a long loud fart in the range.

Couldn't breathe for laughing.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I was stood in a queue in an airport and my stomach was making all sorts of noises. I have IBS which really flares up. I thought I’d relieve a little tension with a small fart as I could not hold on any longer.

I pushed a little and a decent sound fart was let out. I hoped no one would hear it but there was a sudden scuffle behind me. I waited a moment and turned around to see a dad laughing. His kid was standing right behind me and his face was at the same height as my ass. He looked like he was going to cry and his dad was creasing himself laughing. I must have farted right into his nostrils bless him

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Anyone else do a subtle spin after just to see how quickly you need to move away from the eminating stench?!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I was stood in a queue in an airport and my stomach was making all sorts of noises. I have IBS which really flares up. I thought I’d relieve a little tension with a small fart as I could not hold on any longer.

I pushed a little and a decent sound fart was let out. I hoped no one would hear it but there was a sudden scuffle behind me. I waited a moment and turned around to see a dad laughing. His kid was standing right behind me and his face was at the same height as my ass. He looked like he was going to cry and his dad was creasing himself laughing. I must have farted right into his nostrils bless him "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must confess, that as crude as it may be, I never cease to laugh at those vids in which someone has seized the golden opportunity to fart down a tannoy in the supermarket…

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

What ever happens behind my back is none of my business

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Whenever you want. Just don’t do it near me or on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to discuss. It's a fart."

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Enter a packed lift

Let a loud one rip

Then step back out of the lift just before it closes.

Such a wrong un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you silent farters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncouth yes. Funny as fuck yep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody around to hear it…does it make a sound? Ha

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I don't see it as a problem, shit happens. However I don't see the need to bring attention to it or announce it. Just let it rip and let's all be totally British and ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out than in.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Never intentionally in public but unfortunately my diabetes medication means I fart constantly it's extremely embarrassing. "

Me 2 even more since I've been prescribed trulicity on top of the metformin x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Enter a packed lift

Let a loud one rip

Then step back out of the lift just before it closes.

Such a wrong un"
I'm going to remember this next time I'm in a lift

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Never intentionally in public but unfortunately my diabetes medication means I fart constantly it's extremely embarrassing.

Me 2 even more since I've been prescribed trulicity on top of the metformin x"
mum seems to be wind assisted

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I let a big one out on dog walk other day thought was alone was a man right behind me! Was no blaming that one on dog either! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much more socially acceptable these days than coughing or sneezing in public.

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