FabSwingers.com forum: I feel violated

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a spider in my gym bag

Obviously I need to skip the workout, go straight home and burn my clothes, right? RIGHT?!

The worst part is I was too scared to squish it so just put my normal clothes back in and quickly zipped it shut.

Pray 4 me.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He was your new PT. This was his first ever job

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Pick up a KFC on the way home to help you through this stressful time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was your new PT. This was his first ever job

OK this does make me feel a bit better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am with you. Honestly - I am a fearless and have seen things I would not want to see again... but spiders... no way.

Go home, burns your clothes and then destroy the thing you burned your clothes in. The spider will still crawl out alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one crawl up my leg in bed last night, absolutely launched myself out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Myth: You unknowingly swallow an average of four live spiders in your sleep each year. Fact: This very widespread urban legend has no basis in fact. It exists in various forms; another common version is that you swallow an average of 20 in your lifetime.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thoughts and prayers for you! X

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I have had lower back pain for a few weeks so limited mobility which is gradually improving. I had a box in the kitchen for paper recycling to save me going out to the bin regular. Decided to take it out today and this massive spider was crawling up it.

I just flicked it away so it went crawling towards my sons room - hopefully he will stay at his girlfriends tonight again as he hates spiders

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh my goodness

that would be the fastest I’d ever ran and I wouldn’t take the bag with me either. Horrible things they are.

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Spiders are wonderful creatures. Catch them and put them outside, if you must, but don’t harm them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In some parts of the world spiders are a snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spider is your friend . She filters the air so Moskitos don’t bite you .

Is a little guarding Angel . If u good to it it will be good to you . Please don’t squish it …

Just empty the bag outdoors and let it go …

Or was that a way of saying , you packed spare legs in your wheels and was terribly forced to skip the class

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have shook her out ..before she lays her eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another reason why I should never go to the gym

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Spiders trap wasps and bluebottles and flies. They are useful. But if they are in my house and I see them they are dead!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gym partner.

Just make sure he doesn't skip leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day ,leg day,leg day.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Gym partner.

Just make sure he doesn't skip leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day ,leg day,leg day."

You see spiders have eight leg's and... I'll get my coat

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

[Removed by poster at 22/09/22 20:33:57]

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"[spider Removed from gym bag by poster at 22/09/22 20:33:57]"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Gym partner.

Just make sure he doesn't skip leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day ,leg day,leg day.

You see spiders have eight leg's and... I'll get my coat

I laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it wasn't in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders are wonderful creatures. Catch them and put them outside, if you must, but don’t harm them.."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had a spider on my wall that was so big my son said it only just fit into the beaker he put over it to trap it.

I'd moved to the other side of the room to avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gym partner.

Just make sure he doesn't skip leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day,leg day ,leg day,leg day."

This tickled me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Well look on bright side OP the thread has got you some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today at work was a paper message in the banister :

“ there’s a spider under the radiator can one of your guys Chuck it away “

And there it was with a plastic cup on top …

Bless her .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send my cat to help. Little shit can catch anything...like the live bird she gifted me with this afternoon.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago."

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have had lower back pain for a few weeks so limited mobility which is gradually improving. I had a box in the kitchen for paper recycling to save me going out to the bin regular. Decided to take it out today and this massive spider was crawling up it.

I just flicked it away so it went crawling towards my sons room - hopefully he will stay at his girlfriends tonight again as he hates spiders

Evil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have shook her out ..before she lays her eggs

Nooo, why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

Noooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out? "

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."

That is horrendous, the stuff of nightmares. I feel a need to plug my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."

Wait no no no I thought it meant it just like, crawled over your ear or something!!

Welp. New fear unlocked

(I'm glad you got it sorted but fuck me that story is horrifying I'm so sorry this happened to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."

Could start a thread on would you rather a spider crawl out of x, y or z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a spider in my gym bag

Obviously I need to skip the workout, go straight home and burn my clothes, right? RIGHT?!

The worst part is I was too scared to squish it so just put my normal clothes back in and quickly zipped it shut.

Pray 4 me.

Burn clothes, bag everything it's been in contact with, my biggest fear is spiders, absolutely hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts.

Could start a thread on would you rather a spider crawl out of x, y or z

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it wasn't in your ear

What a terrible thought

I wish it was just a thought

No, it didn’t happen?

At work about 18 months ago.

Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.

How did you get it out?

My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt

. After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts.

Wait no no no I thought it meant it just like, crawled over your ear or something!!

Welp. New fear unlocked

(I'm glad you got it sorted but fuck me that story is horrifying I'm so sorry this happened to you

) "

The joys of being a gardener! I wear ear buds as much as possible now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be glad it wasn’t an angry wasp

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