FabSwingers.com forum: It’s NOT my birthday …

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. so don’t go doing any birthday wishes or owt like that, but Fab thinks that it is (like AS IF I would ever post my true date of birth to a load of randomers off a a fuck site

)

Anyway as such, I’ve finally hit the big 5-0 on here which to me marks the binary boundary between being young and old on Fab.

In reality I did hit that landmark for real a short while ago (but hey I’m only talking a few weeks, my Fab age is still pretty accurate to my real age!

) and I’ve been through all the private trauma of realising I now qualify for SAGA products already.

So to the main point of this thread: what to YOU signifies the transition between being young and old?

Is it your age? Maybe a state of mind? Maybe the moment you start to go “ooooh” and “ahhhhh” getting in and out of chairs, or something else?

Tell me Fabsters, what constitutes being old to you?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Happy 50th! It’s awesome being a 50 something

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ahhh that's cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy belated Birthday Dan.

And don’t forget what they say, .50 is the new old.

I’d probably agree with you. I was excited for 40, I still felt young and it didn’t sound old. But I’m nearing 50, and I remember being dragged to some 50th parties when I was a kid, and it was full of old gits!

But at our age, we beat the youngsters with experience.

*raises a birthday drink. *horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Hawaii OP

1 year behind you.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Happy 55th OP

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Happy whatever you claim to be th birthday Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?

Should I start smoking a pipe?

Wear slippers around the house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?

Should I start smoking a pipe?

Wear slippers around the house?

Happy birthday!

No more sex!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?

Should I start smoking a pipe?

Wear slippers around the house?

Happy birthday!

No more sex!!"

ah that happened at 40

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Happy belated birthday old dear, you're infinitely more attractive to me now.

I'm not sure. The attitude. Mentality. I know a few older people and old people. It's just a feeling you get from someone, like they're feeling their age constantly and very aware of it.

If you do start wearing slippers and talking about the halcyon days, message me. Catnip to me that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy baby day dans mum

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".

When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin

You creak everytime you bend.

You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.

You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.

You take your teeth out to clean them.

You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.

You start going Bingo

One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!

You start "Sunday Driving" all week.

Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy 50th Birthdayish! I am feeling older now I hurt in places I never used to. Apparently as soon as you turn 40 you’re officially a cougar so I’ve been told. Giving less fucks is one of the things I love that I think comes with age.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".

When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin

You creak everytime you bend.

You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.

You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.

You take your teeth out to clean them.

You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.

You start going Bingo

One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!

You start "Sunday Driving" all week.

Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age.

Bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

You never said that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

You never said that to me

"
guy code

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

You never said that to me

guy code

Ahhh! I don’t be knowing about guy code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

You never said that to me

guy code

Ahhh! I don’t be knowing about guy code "
its the universal bullet dodge

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I do involuntarily moan when I get out of a chair yet I play squash at a decent level

We’ve regressed so that’s probably a sign of old age and us not accepting it!

We are going to Ministry of Sound and Cream weekends.

And we’ve started going to bingo…Bongo’s Bingo atm to get a feel for whether we like the normal version

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".

When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin

You creak everytime you bend.

You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.

You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.

You take your teeth out to clean them.

You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.

You start going Bingo

One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!

You start "Sunday Driving" all week.

Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age.

Bingo

You love it Grumps

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Happy fake birthday BanDerks, you cheeky shit!

Next you'll tell us BanDerks isn't actually your real name!

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Happy belated birthday Berks

You are only old when you can’t make it to the loo on time and dribble a bit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Menopause, Dan. I've aged 10 yrs in the last 12 months

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Well op its my birthday today and its just another day mate enjoy your 50th and hope you have plenty more to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Menopause, Dan. I've aged 10 yrs in the last 12 months

Yep,amen to that

Plus a night in A & E with one of my kids, definitely too old for that shit

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

".. so don’t go doing any birthday wishes or owt like that, but Fab thinks that it is (like AS IF I would ever post my true date of birth to a load of randomers off a a fuck site

)

Anyway as such, I’ve finally hit the big 5-0 on here which to me marks the binary boundary between being young and old on Fab.

In reality I did hit that landmark for real a short while ago (but hey I’m only talking a few weeks, my Fab age is still pretty accurate to my real age!

) and I’ve been through all the private trauma of realising I now qualify for SAGA products already.

So to the main point of this thread: what to YOU signifies the transition between being young and old?

Is it your age? Maybe a state of mind? Maybe the moment you start to go “ooooh” and “ahhhhh” getting in and out of chairs, or something else?

Tell me Fabsters, what constitutes being old to you?

*buys Dan a bag of Wurthers....

Happy (kinda) birthday DB.

Welcome to your entire body starting to fall apart.

Bit.

By.

Bit.

By.

Bit.

Winston

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A very merry unbirthday Dan x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well op its my birthday today and its just another day mate enjoy your 50th and hope you have plenty more to come "

Happy birthday my friend. I hope you have an awesome day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck dan i thought they were taking the piss with the happy 50th stuff your never 50

^ give this man a pay rise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".

When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin

You creak everytime you bend.

You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.

You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.

You take your teeth out to clean them.

You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.

You start going Bingo

One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!

You start "Sunday Driving" all week.

Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age.

I’m at the creaking stage for sure. But pies from tins!?

please tell me I’m never going to be old enough for THAT!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have a great 50th and may you get many boob pics in your inbox. And also find a Wispa in the back of the pantry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday and I already wear slippers

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Well op its my birthday today and its just another day mate enjoy your 50th and hope you have plenty more to come

Happy birthday my friend. I hope you have an awesome day!

"
thanks mate doing nothing special just another day and the weather is rubbish lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a great 50th and may you get many boob pics in your inbox. And also find a Wispa in the back of the pantry.

The lack of boobs pics in my inbox for my ‘it’s not my’ birthday is very disappointing tbf. Maybe a bump will result in tits in my inbox? Who knows!?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My lack of interest in going out tells me I’m getting to a comfortable time in my life. Or maybe I’m just anti-social?

Happy non real birthday Dan. Nips to follow

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