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"Haven't we just had this thread?" It just feels that way with Cammo about. LvM | |||
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Anyone who wants the answer to that question can just google it. | |||
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"Haven't we just had this thread? It just feels that way with Cammo about. LvM"  | |||
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"Who cares!? You can't fucking change it "Nope, not without huge risks and surgery. I don’t really know or care exactly what I measure, it is what it is | |||
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"I have this really funny deja vu feeling. Is it just me? "I have this really funny deja vu feeling. Is it just me? | |||
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"Who cares!? You can't fucking change it "Exactly this 
Never had any complaints so I’m happy and I don’t trip over it  | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as?" Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh. | |||
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"Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh." Why is google lying?! Why won't google admit that it secretly wants 9+ inches?! | |||
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"Haven't we just had this thread?" It’s like brushing your teeth, only without the dentist’s recommendation | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured " It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available  | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured " Remember to measure from your anus for vital extra inches | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available "I have one of those cringe pics on my profile as your aware but it's a peroni bottle haha | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured Remember to measure from your anus for vital extra inches " If it’s detachable, do you hold your arm out and measure from the armpit? | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available
I have one of those cringe pics on my profile as your aware but it's a peroni bottle haha "You’re showing off now! Posh lager | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available
I have one of those cringe pics on my profile as your aware but it's a peroni bottle haha
You’re showing off now! Posh lager "It's not the size of the bottle ...it's the price tag | |||
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"Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab "No, you wouldn't. You are the problem, not your perfectly normal penis. | |||
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"They call me tripod. OK, they don't but it might catch on! " Hi Tripod | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available
I have one of those cringe pics on my profile as your aware but it's a peroni bottle haha
You’re showing off now! Posh lager
It's not the size of the bottle ...it's the price tag "For me it's about the taste of the larger  | |||
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"Do people actually measure then ?? Might have to get mine measured It’s not measured properly unless it’s next to a can of Carling. *other brands are available
I have one of those cringe pics on my profile as your aware but it's a peroni bottle haha
You’re showing off now! Posh lager "Haha the peroni deffo makes me a show off | |||
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"Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab
No, you wouldn't. You are the problem, not your perfectly normal penis. "It's best to ignore him when he's like this it seems. He'll just play a different pity card. | |||
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"They call me tripod. OK, they don't but it might catch on! Hi Tripod "Shoots, and scores. Told ya haha | |||
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"Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh. Why is google lying?! Why won't google admit that it secretly wants 9+ inches?! Google isn't a person, silly .
Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab
Bless"Speaking facts, here | |||
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"Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh. Why is google lying?! Why won't google admit that it secretly wants 9+ inches?! Google isn't a person, silly .
Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab
Bless
Speaking facts, here "Do you actually understand what 'facts' are? They're not your personal misguided beliefs | |||
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"Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab
No, you wouldn't. You are the problem, not your perfectly normal penis. "I would. There are loads of Big Harold admirers. And most of his pics are of him with all the women who have been dying to meet him. His success is down to his size | |||
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"Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab
No, you wouldn't. You are the problem, not your perfectly normal penis.
I would. There are loads of Big Harold admirers. And most of his pics are of him with all the women who have been dying to meet him.
His success is down to his size "Not to say he's not a nice bloke, but nice blokes alone don't give you those long inches to enjoy :D | |||
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"Does it really matter?" Some people think it does | |||
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"9+" and id say I'm slightly bigger than normal... Maybe 6 or 7.. is average? 9 is average. Source: most couples and women's profiles on fab "9 what? Centimetres?! Certainly not inches. | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor?" I think he might be both | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor?" He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor?" He is real all right
And I would run a mile….
Well not very fast as I have little legs but you get the picture | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is "Your BigHarold obsession is concerning | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning"Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after | |||
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"9+" and id say I'm slightly bigger than normal... Maybe 6 or 7.. is average? 9 is average. Source: most couples and women's profiles on fab
9 what? Centimetres?! Certainly not inches."9+ is big. 6 or 7 is average. I thought that was pretty clear. | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after"I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it | |||
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"9+" and id say I'm slightly bigger than normal... Maybe 6 or 7.. is average? 9 is average. Source: most couples and women's profiles on fab
9 what? Centimetres?! Certainly not inches.
9+ is big. 6 or 7 is average. I thought that was pretty clear. "Apparently "9 is average". No, it isn't. Hence the slightly sarcastic question about units. 5-6 inches is average for a human male penis | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is "Imagine all the other things in life there are to do, see and enjoy. All the people and cultures and experiences you can look forward to in life, the highs, the lows, the good bad and the ugly. And then imagine that every single interaction in your life you ever have is tinged with the other people thinking about, talking about, insinuating about, or otherwise generally including your cock. What a dismal life that must be. I’m going to stop measuring mine from my anus, I think I’d rather be a person not an object | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He is real all right
And I would run a mile….
Well not very fast as I have little legs but you get the picture "I'd give you a head start I'm nice like that | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He is real all right
And I would run a mile….
Well not very fast as I have little legs but you get the picture
I'd give you a head start I'm nice like that "Well thank you! You can give me head anytime | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He is real all right
And I would run a mile…."Funny joke | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He is real all right
And I would run a mile….
Well not very fast as I have little legs but you get the picture
I'd give you a head start I'm nice like that
Well thank you! You can give me head anytime "69 baby | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it "I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality | |||
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"6 and 3/4 inches... not sure how you're meant to measure for scientifically accurate so I measure the length based on what I could fuck someone with... inches you can't use don't count haha" You should add +2 to make up your Fab inches | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality "Mate this forum isn't for you I don't think sounds like your taking this all too personally .. I'm sure your cock is fine man chill out | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality "^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on… | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…"I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there. Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion . | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion ."Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy "Nice cock | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy "Good stuff man . Though I'm nice too, always polite and treat people as I'd want to be treated - yey my inbox has been empty for ages.
So its the penis that makes it man. You should be proud of it man, I'd give anything to be at least average size | |||
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"Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion ."Obviously you're looking at the wrong women. Everyone i've spoken to is more interested in who i am, rather than how big my cock is.. at least to begin with. Once you show your personality and not show that you just want sex.. then you're actually more likely to get more HONEST people talking and maybe meeting you. Don't be a moron, you are thinking with your dick, and it's showing that way, and 90% of the ladies that might actually be interested in you to begin with, wont be interested because you are 'being a dick'. | |||
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"Can’t decide if this guy really has a downer on his growler or is cleverly using us to indulge in small dick humiliation kink. I’m off to bed, but it will take me an hour to coil up this bad boy and fight off the hordes of clunge slobbering in my PMs. Honestly, it’s a curse not a blessing…, Night!" It's not a kink. I genuinely tried to get a penile enlargement surgery earlier this year to fix it | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Good stuff man . Though I'm nice too, always polite and treat people as I'd want to be treated - yey my inbox has been empty for ages.
So its the penis that makes it man. You should be proud of it man, I'd give anything to be at least average size"You won't get messages if your profile is hidden mate | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Nice cock "You sexy woman my cock said thanks | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Nice cock
You sexy woman my cock said thanks "He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Nice cock "I've never heard this about mine in my entire life. Any small-queens out there? I know 5.5 is tiny but it's all I have | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Nice cock
You sexy woman my cock said thanks
He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it "Hahahahahaha I'm dying !!!!!!! | |||
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" He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it "You mean they can’t?? Then why can I hear voices from mine?? | |||
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" He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it
You mean they can’t?? Then why can I hear voices from mine?? "Does it say " suck me suck me go on try.. you can't can you gutted !!!!" | |||
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"Any small-queens out there? " There's been a number of threads about that very thing. So, the answer's yes. (Wasn't the last one where you called a woman a liar?) | |||
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" He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it
You mean they can’t?? Then why can I hear voices from mine??
Does it say " suck me suck me go on try.. you can't can you gutted !!!!" "I can’t get the voice to say those things with a mouth full | |||
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"Any small-queens out there? There's been a number of threads about that very thing. So, the answer's yes. (Wasn't the last one where you called a woman a liar?) " I've literally never come across one. And with my size, they would've found me by now | |||
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" He's going to think some magic cocks can speak and then we'll never hear the end of it
You mean they can’t?? Then why can I hear voices from mine??
Does it say " suck me suck me go on try.. you can't can you gutted !!!!"
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"I've literally never come across one. And with my size, they would've found me by now" You think they would sleep with you just because you have the size penis they like? Do you honestly think that's how it works? | |||
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"I've literally never come across one. And with my size, they would've found me by now You think they would sleep with you just because you have the size penis they like? Do you honestly think that's how it works?" Well considering I put myself across well and am always doing the right things, I would've though I'd have got at least one interested message back by now. | |||
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"Well considering I put myself across well... Mmmmm... I wouldn't be so sure." When I'm talking to people, I do. Women just aren't interested. | |||
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"Cba to trawl, but are we saying big Harold is real and not a metaphor? He's very real look him up. He's the luckiest guy in the world - especially when you see how in demand he is
Your BigHarold obsession is concerning
Hardly an obsession - just admiration for someone with good genes who is well sought after
I can't decide if you valuing a guy solely by his dick is an insult to all guys.... or to the women you say can't see past a dick to the guy it's attached to
Either way you are happy in your misery so I will leave you to it
I said I'm sure he's a nice person too. But on this site it's the inches that count, not the personality
^^ this is where you are wrong! But hey. Stay wrong, be an idiot and I for one will continue to laugh at your stupidity. How to win friends and influence people is totally lost on you. And tbh you really can’t argue with stupid. So carry on…
I've been nothing but nice to people, and no one is interested because I'm small down there.
Guys with big dicks don't have to be nice and they have lots of women dying to meet them, and take pictures to remember the occasion .
Hey I just want to say yeah my cock is big but I'm a nice guy
Nice cock
I've never heard this about mine in my entire life. Any small-queens out there? I know 5.5 is tiny but it's all I have "You said you were 4 inches on previous threads and even sent us a picture to testify to that fact? Cammos cock size is the Preverbile how long is a piece of string 
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as?" Depends on the unit of measurement.. Lynx can Sky remote Pringles tube Personally I'm more of a wotsit but even so one wouldn't like it as a wart on their nose and it works so I'm happy | |||
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this one as well was an interesting read.
Cammo I am sorry that your feeling of worthlessness is related to your cock size.
There is much more to a man than his cock, at least I’d like to think so to reassure myself
But honestly, as it has been said, there will be women’s profile with those size requirements as a prerequisite. But there will be other women with other prerequisites where cock size even not mentioned. It is how fab works.
I have prerequisites myself and try to mingle with the ones that meets them.
Now returning on your claim that an 9 incher will get you meets. I guess you are right to a certain and very tiny extent. There are ppl actively looking for this size, so if you pack it, you’ll may get a meet but it is certainly not guarantee. Other factors get into it too, personality, body type, face… and so on. Of course even if you believe packing all those other factors, lacking the primordial one won’t get you meet those ppl seeking this specific requirement. So in that case you are right.
However, those ppl who are specifically looking for that size are in minority.
You don’t even need to talk or to show a picture of your cock to get a meet. So you are far off the truth and you should try to talk to a professional because it seems that it has taken a toll on you. | |||
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" this one as well was an interesting read.
Cammo I am sorry that your feeling of worthlessness is related to your cock size.
There is much more to a man than his cock, at least I’d like to think so to reassure myself
But honestly, as it has been said, there will be women’s profile with those size requirements as a prerequisite. But there will be other women with other prerequisites where cock size even not mentioned. It is how fab works.
I have prerequisites myself and try to mingle with the ones that meets them.
Now returning on your claim that an 9 incher will get you meets. I guess you are right to a certain and very tiny extent. There are ppl actively looking for this size, so if you pack it, you’ll may get a meet but it is certainly not guarantee. Other factors get into it too, personality, body type, face… and so on. Of course even if you believe packing all those other factors, lacking the primordial one won’t get you meet those ppl seeking this specific requirement. So in that case you are right.
However, those ppl who are specifically looking for that size are in minority.
You don’t even need to talk or to show a picture of your cock to get a meet. So you are far off the truth and you should try to talk to a professional because it seems that it has taken a toll on you. " | |||
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"Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh. Why is google lying?! Why won't google admit that it secretly wants 9+ inches?! Google isn't a person, silly .
Seriously though, if I was packing something like Big Harold, women would actually want to talk to me - I'd get more people interested in meeting and would actually do quite well on fab "If you read ladies profiles, the vast majority of them say things like that they don’t want to see a cock photo (so are uninterested in cock size) and prefer men with a sense of humour and personality. ‘It’s what you do with it’ then makes some sense. Maybe you should look for ladies who go for average size cocks. Or small ones. Or, hey….live on the edge and don’t mention cock size! Or you could continue to worry/stress/concern/obsess about it and your fab experience won’t be fab. | |||
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" this one as well was an interesting read.
Cammo I am sorry that your feeling of worthlessness is related to your cock size.
There is much more to a man than his cock, at least I’d like to think so to reassure myself
But honestly, as it has been said, there will be women’s profile with those size requirements as a prerequisite. But there will be other women with other prerequisites where cock size even not mentioned. It is how fab works.
I have prerequisites myself and try to mingle with the ones that meets them.
Now returning on your claim that an 9 incher will get you meets. I guess you are right to a certain and very tiny extent. There are ppl actively looking for this size, so if you pack it, you’ll may get a meet but it is certainly not guarantee. Other factors get into it too, personality, body type, face… and so on. Of course even if you believe packing all those other factors, lacking the primordial one won’t get you meet those ppl seeking this specific requirement. So in that case you are right.
However, those ppl who are specifically looking for that size are in minority.
You don’t even need to talk or to show a picture of your cock to get a meet. So you are far off the truth and you should try to talk to a professional because it seems that it has taken a toll on you. "Mate, you're wasting your breath. Everyone has tried multiple times... me included. | |||
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"9+" and id say I'm slightly bigger than normal... Maybe 6 or 7.. is average? 9 is average. Source: most couples and women's profiles on fab " | |||
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" this one as well was an interesting read.
Cammo I am sorry that your feeling of worthlessness is related to your cock size.
There is much more to a man than his cock, at least I’d like to think so to reassure myself
But honestly, as it has been said, there will be women’s profile with those size requirements as a prerequisite. But there will be other women with other prerequisites where cock size even not mentioned. It is how fab works.
I have prerequisites myself and try to mingle with the ones that meets them.
Now returning on your claim that an 9 incher will get you meets. I guess you are right to a certain and very tiny extent. There are ppl actively looking for this size, so if you pack it, you’ll may get a meet but it is certainly not guarantee. Other factors get into it too, personality, body type, face… and so on. Of course even if you believe packing all those other factors, lacking the primordial one won’t get you meet those ppl seeking this specific requirement. So in that case you are right.
However, those ppl who are specifically looking for that size are in minority.
You don’t even need to talk or to show a picture of your cock to get a meet. So you are far off the truth and you should try to talk to a professional because it seems that it has taken a toll on you.
Mate, you're wasting your breath. Everyone has tried multiple times... me included. " I do love to try | |||
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"Women just aren't interested." Women aren't interested because all you do is moan and put yourself down, then there is the obsession with cock size you sound like you'd be hard work and for me that is a turn off..Big Harold makes my ovaries cry so not everyone is into massive cocks! | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as?" WE is an inch bigger than you VWE is 2 inches bigger than you | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? WE is an inch bigger than you VWE is 2 inches bigger than you" All I can think about now is 90’s American wrestling. | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? WE is an inch bigger than you VWE is 2 inches bigger than you All I can think about now is 90’s American wrestling. " Because they both arouse you? | |||
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"The only fair system, taking girth into account as well as length, is to measure how much water it displaces. Eureka! ...as someone once said. " That must be why male strippers dangle their dong in a pint of beer.  | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? WE is an inch bigger than you VWE is 2 inches bigger than you All I can think about now is 90’s American wrestling. Because they both arouse you?" I like pinning them to the ground, what can I say? | |||
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"I'm wondering if some people understand what 'average' means...." Ahhhh. GCSE maths | |||
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"Its not the size of the dick its the size of the hands that matters" I thought it was feet? | |||
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"Its not the size of the dick its the size of the hands that matters I thought it was feet? " only if she deserves i kick in the quim | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as?" You can’t class something as average. We can define that with statistics and average is 5.5-6inch What’s big becomes more subjective | |||
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"Well considering I put myself across well... Mmmmm... I wouldn't be so sure. When I'm talking to people, I do. Women just aren't interested." I think this is the crux. None of the woman or women in couples I have met through here have ever seen or even asked about my cock until it's too late. So if you're going in with the "Hey, I'm a nice guy and apologies about my tiny (but actually perfectly normal) 5.5" dick.." I suspect they are steering clear of your issues, not you. | |||
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"I'm wondering if some people understand what 'average' means.... Ahhhh. GCSE maths "I don't have any GCSE'S.  | |||
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"I'm wondering if some people understand what 'average' means.... Ahhhh. GCSE maths "That's just mean.... | |||
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"I'm wondering if some people understand what 'average' means.... Ahhhh. GCSE maths
That's just mean...." | |||
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That's just mean...." | |||
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"6 and 3/4 inches... not sure how you're meant to measure for scientifically accurate so I measure the length based on what I could fuck someone with... inches you can't use don't count haha You should add +2 to make up your Fab inches "Is that why whenever I'm with woman they always say it feels like more than I tell them it is... and I'm like no it's definitely 6.3/4 I've had the ruler on it and they're convinced they've had 7 inches that felt like less hahahah  | |||
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"I'm big with girth and length "Unless you've got big thumbs... you're really not. Sorry. | |||
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"I’m 6 and fat . Never had any complaints. But foreskin doesn’t go back so I’m embarrassed " At last, I've seen one of these legendary toilet images! | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as?" Is that millimetres or feet? | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? Is that millimetres or feet?" Miles | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? Is that millimetres or feet?" Living in metric and imperial at the same time, Polly? Madness I tell you, madness. | |||
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"So what would you class as an average size cock? I thought 7.5 was average but some people say its too big. Be honest, how big are you and what do you class yourself as? Is that millimetres or feet? Living in metric and imperial at the same time, Polly? Madness I tell you, madness." 7.5 millimetre long x 3.2 feet girth... that's what all the girls look for | |||
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"Sir google is your friend. 5-6 inches is average for UK men. smh. Why is google lying?! Why won't google admit that it secretly wants 9+ inches?!" Lol! | |||
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"Holy fucking fuck. Is this really happening?
Anyone who wants the answer to that question can just google it. "They refuse to Google....it's some form of male cognitive dissonance...probably caused by some form of penile-related trauma. | |||
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"Because Google is hiding from it's actual issues by blaming their avoidance of intimacy on other people's free will, with a failsafe backup of 'my dick is too small' "Oh my. Excellent Psycho-analytics. I couldn't have come up with that one. | |||
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"Or, hey….live on the edge and don’t mention cock size! " What an absolutely ridiculous thing to say! | |||
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"Any small-queens out there? There's been a number of threads about that very thing. So, the answer's yes. (Wasn't the last one where you called a woman a liar?) I've literally never come across one. And with my size, they would've found me by now" You make every thread about your small dick | |||
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