FabSwingers.com forum: Sorry to interrupt your evening but ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. does anyone fancy a fuck?

Not necessarily with me (chance would be a fine thing), but in general.

If so, say you’re in and hopefully someone else on the thread will fancy a fuck with you.

And tell you, either in the thread or via PM if filters allow.

Yes, it’s one of THOSE threads. You know, sometimes these actually work and make a Fab new friend from it. Make tonight one of those occasions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes ! "

Helle? Yes!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes. Ladies don’t be shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!"

Maybe not after the last time

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I do. I promise I’ll be quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got that lined up for Saturday so I’ll survive until then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Fucking Helle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A bit of how’s yer father sounds indeed most agreeable at this juncture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have cup of tea first .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Fucking Helle

Charming.... more 'nice' guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet? "

And another....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet? "

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soz Dan, not today. I'm on my period. I'll have apple pie and custard instead, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have cup of tea first .

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Can I have cup of tea first .

Milk and sugar?

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Oooh.. yes please…

Either of us or both..!!

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'd love to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

And another...."

Qué? It was banter with F&B about him ..

Ah well ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Fucking Helle

Charming.... more 'nice' guys"

Sorry - it's literally just a shit bit of wordplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny i seem to have no drive anymore at all

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour? "

The latter F&B .. have you been harassing people again! Anyway, FaF? Behind the bins at Lidl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour?

The latter F&B .. have you been harassing people again! Anyway, FaF? Behind the bins at Lidl?

Aldi please, I got caught at lidl, need to change my game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have cup of tea first .

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

Builders brew would be fab thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

Well I’m sorry to you think that way and if that’s the case then I am happy to offer a full apology but that certainly wasn’t the intention.

Won’t lie I’m a little bit surprised by the reaction but if you’ve been offended then I do apologise for any inadvertent offence caused!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in, will even provide snacks and drinks for in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

I'm lost. Who has been a dick to who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway .. where were we? Anyone FaF!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then why not

Everyone gather around and take a ticket and wait your turn yous all get a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

Well I’m sorry to you think that way and if that’s the case then I am happy to offer a full apology but that certainly wasn’t the intention.

Won’t lie I’m a little bit surprised by the reaction but if you’ve been offended then I do apologise for any inadvertent offence caused!

Appreciated and accepted

Moving on

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

I would take what I could get .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I would take what I could get . "
hello

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Go on then, form an orderly queue…

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

NAF

needing a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

But a smooch would be nice.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

A little tired but I could be persuaded to

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd have a quick ride somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

Not that you’re counting or anything

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

Not that you’re counting or anything

It’s been that long I’ve lost all sense of smell out of my left eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually washing my hair tonight but if anyone fancies a fuck tomorrow....or do I need to go to a different thread for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having now finally read the ‘hairy armpits’ thread I have full context to earlier events! Ahh .. late to the party me

Anyway, back to this one .. I’m pondering sliding into someone’s DM’s.. am I brave enough?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Having now finally read the ‘hairy armpits’ thread I have full context to earlier events! Ahh .. late to the party me

Anyway, back to this one .. I’m pondering sliding into someone’s DM’s.. am I brave enough?!

I don’t like filth, so no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wait till Friday as I'm off and no work Saturday

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ? "

Hello sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ? "

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm in, will even provide snacks and drinks for in between

I'm in for the snacks

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to "

He knows that too

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

You know you can do F@B first

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first "

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us !

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fiinneee .. if I must

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us ! "

Up or down hill rapid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us !

Up or down hill rapid

Surprise us with ambidextrous hands of yours

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us !

Up or down hill rapid

Surprise us with ambidextrous hands of yours "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

By popular demand and at great expense - I'm in. No autographs, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight I’m knackered, can we settle for spooning and hair strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m exhausted so pull my nightie down once you’re finished

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You know I'm gonna pass. Pretty overworked at the minute. Just want to chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, yes please! Its been a while!

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I’m exhausted so pull my nightie down once you’re finished

Hahaha!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I could find my libido then yes sadly it's buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have cup of tea first .

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

Builders brew would be fab thanks

There ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not tonight dear I am not in the mood atm...

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am shocked and dismayed you would ask such a question on these esteemed forums OP!!

The answer is yes btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesssssssssssss

Please. Thanks

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Wouldn’t that be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on Saturday night - extra family day this week

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

Oh yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not against the idea...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great

...are you home yet? Just asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great

...are you home yet? Just asking for a friend

Yep, I’m in. Had my dinner now and everything

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"And not tonight dear I am not in the mood atm...

...washing your hair instead?!

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By *uizoMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Hey guys me new and really want have fun here...I am open to any idea of how things are done here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don'tind being woken up nicely

mrs b

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