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"What counts as middle aged around here? " However you feel ... can I have a feel? LvM | |||
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"Can I throw myself in ?" I'm sure you'll have a few volunteers to throw you around LvM | |||
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"Can I throw myself in ? I'm sure you'll have a few volunteers to throw you around LvM" What's a toss between friends? | |||
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"What counts as middle aged around here? However you feel ... can I have a feel? LvM" I thought you'd never ask | |||
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"Can this middle aged fattie join in? " Of course! LvM | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo " Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM | |||
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"Strewth couples in their 30’s middle aged ? we must be flipping fossils then " You're only as old as the person you're feeling LvM | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo We are " I’m in denial | |||
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"What counts as middle aged around here? However you feel ... can I have a feel? LvM I thought you'd never ask " Come on over and we'll make sure everyone's feeling good LvM | |||
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"Aww shucks… I’m an oldie so that’s me out of both! " Nah, you're in! Besides, there's on rules against window shopping in this thread LvM | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM" At least 45, give me till then at least | |||
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"Right you and Lacey can do one. If you two are middle aged I'm a coffin Dodger!!!! Of in a perimenopausal huff " Can we choose to do you as the "one"? LvM | |||
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"Wernt me, guv." Nah you're safe... almost as many Steves as monkeys in this place LvM | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM At least 45, give me till then at least " I'll give you whatever you're after LvM | |||
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"Right you and Lacey can do one. If you two are middle aged I'm a coffin Dodger!!!! Of in a perimenopausal huff Can we choose to do you as the "one"? LvM" Haha, I'll take you both on why not | |||
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"Wernt me, guv. Nah you're safe... almost as many Steves as monkeys in this place LvM" After all, I am a fifty something. Got gravitas with my silver fox look. | |||
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"I'll take peri middle age at 45 " Mmm... peri-peri-middle aged LvM | |||
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"I’ve defo broken the dirty thirty mark and pushing the 40’s so count me in " *phwoar-ties LvM | |||
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"Does nearly 40 count as in the “middle age” bracket? " Absolutely LvM | |||
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"Haha " Get outta here young'un! LvM | |||
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"We are more than happy to of hit the naughty forties x" I'd hit that too LvM | |||
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"Aww shucks… I’m an oldie so that’s me out of both! Nah, you're in! Besides, there's on rules against window shopping in this thread LvM" Oh I’m good at window shopping | |||
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"What's up oldies " Willies up fannies, that's what's up! | |||
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"In for the hairy minges " That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in | |||
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"In for the hairy minges That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in " Well it does my cock hard | |||
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"I’m a reet old bastard " Stick with me, kid. We'll show these whippersnappers a thing or two... | |||
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang Have at it/ each other! LvM" Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged. Cal | |||
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang Have at it/ each other! LvM Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged. Cal" I've always liked you, Cal | |||
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"In for the hairy minges That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in Well it does my cock hard " Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points | |||
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"I’m a reet old bastard Stick with me, kid. We'll show these whippersnappers a thing or two... " These young ‘uns today don’t know their born | |||
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"I’m a reet old bastard Stick with me, kid. We'll show these whippersnappers a thing or two... These young ‘uns today don’t know their born " Less talking, more porking please! | |||
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"I’m a reet old bastard Stick with me, kid. We'll show these whippersnappers a thing or two... These young ‘uns today don’t know their born Less talking, more porking please! " *drops draws* | |||
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"I’ve defo broken the dirty thirty mark and pushing the 40’s so count me in *phwoar-ties LvM" Brilliant name for it | |||
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"In for the hairy minges That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in Well it does my cock hard Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x" As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES* | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM At least 45, give me till then at least I'll give you whatever you're after LvM" Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM At least 45, give me till then at least I'll give you whatever you're after LvM Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please " Coming right up Anything in particular on your crumpets? Butter, peanut butter? - Crunchy or smooth available LvM | |||
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"In for the hairy minges That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in Well it does my cock hard Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES*" I’ll spit on it ! And if it is too gappish I’ll throw sea salt on it | |||
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"Lorenzo. Lacey. I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age. But middle aged? I like you both. This is testing it." Especially for you. Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself. https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y | |||
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"Aww shucks… I’m an oldie so that’s me out of both! " I'm practically a fucking fossil then | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve LvM At least 45, give me till then at least I'll give you whatever you're after LvM Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please Coming right up Anything in particular on your crumpets? Butter, peanut butter? - Crunchy or smooth available LvM" Marmite please oh and is it to late to request a horlicks? | |||
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"Lorenzo. Lacey. I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age. But middle aged? I like you both. This is testing it. Especially for you. Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself. https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y" I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp. | |||
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"In for the hairy minges That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in Well it does my cock hard Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES* I’ll spit on it ! And if it is too gappish I’ll throw sea salt on it " Such a gent. Do you bring your own salt? | |||
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"Lorenzo. Lacey. I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age. But middle aged? I like you both. This is testing it. Especially for you. Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself. https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp. " DO IT MELI | |||
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"Lorenzo. Lacey. I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age. But middle aged? I like you both. This is testing it. Especially for you. Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself. https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp. DO IT MELI " And now you, glorious Mrs TMN have encouraged me. It's happening. Sorry older men, I'm going to be hunting the young studs. | |||
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"Lorenzo. Lacey. I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age. But middle aged? I like you both. This is testing it. Especially for you. Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself. https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp. DO IT MELI And now you, glorious Mrs TMN have encouraged me. It's happening. Sorry older men, I'm going to be hunting the young studs. " These man are playing checkers I’m playing chess! | |||
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"Strewth couples in their 30’s middle aged ? we must be flipping fossils then " I feel your pain I'm too old for a middle aged fucking thread! | |||
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"Mind you, I can still enjoy looking " budge up annabelle..I'm gonna look at them ..and you as well | |||
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang Have at it/ each other! LvM Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged. Cal" I think still classing 60 as middle aged is a stretch, almost no one lives to 100, so 50 being the top end of middle seems about right. After you hit that age you almost definitely have less days ahead of you than you had behind. | |||
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"Mind you, I can still enjoy looking budge up annabelle..I'm gonna look at them ..and you as well " I'll be sure to strike a pose | |||
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"Right I think I'm too old but I'm gonna hang out here with the youngers. You make me feel young. " We can be old/young together if you're in the grey joggers | |||
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo " hell no your not lol | |||
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"Oooft that is a damn hot honeymoon pic Mr LVM " Thanks very much It's been a hot honeymoon LvM | |||
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"Right I think I'm too old but I'm gonna hang out here with the youngers. You make me feel young. We can be old/young together if you're in the grey joggers " As long as you also get me out of the grey joggers then it's all good. | |||
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"Right I think I'm too old but I'm gonna hang out here with the youngers. You make me feel young. We can be old/young together if you're in the grey joggers As long as you also get me out of the grey joggers then it's all good. " Absolutely | |||
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