FabSwingers.com forum: Who has the best body on fab?

By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

There seems to be some discussion going on somewhere on here about who has the best body on fab so let’s find out once and for all.

I of course am nominating myself, feel free to nominate yourselves too. Yes this is a joke thread but let’s see who doesn’t read all this nonsense and goes off on one.

Say you are in and let’s have some fun on here again.! I’ve put the joke bit in the middle just to hide it from the people who only read the first and last lines of a post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The undertaker id guess he wins on numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one, and it’s been the best one for me for way over 40 years. I vote me.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Well obviously me!

But I cheat with corsets and padded shaper knix … without those I am … we’ll kind of brick shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate myself to

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Obviously I have no chance...so I'll see myself out

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By *arried BifemWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the midlands

Can I be the runner up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is letting me down at the moment with various injuries but I get told it looks good

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’d have to touch them all to make an honest assessment.

So I’ll have to nominate myself in the interests of fair play

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Well it's got to be a woman hasn't it, they don't get nearly enough attention around here

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Not me defenitly but i really don't care as i'm happy with mine

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

So everyone read the OP

Except 1 who didn’t even finish reading the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there different categories and sub categories?

Mens overall

Mens Dad bod

Mens 18-25, 25-50, and 55+ for example?

We could have a proper awards with a celeb presenter and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the runner up?

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. Ile be third under you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting myself forward for the Dad Bod category *crosses fingers* really been working on it this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there different categories and sub categories?

Mens overall

Mens Dad bod

Mens 18-25, 25-50, and 55+ for example?

We could have a proper awards with a celeb presenter and everything!

We'd need multiple presenters, who present awards to bodies that they aren't interested in, so there's no opening the envelope and going "What, really? XXX is way hotter!". Also, I demand Kanye masks for the rest of us to heckle anonymously....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I claim my rightful prize

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"There seems to be some discussion going on somewhere on here about who has the best body on fab so let’s find out once and for all.

I of course am nominating myself, feel free to nominate yourselves too. Yes this is a joke thread but let’s see who doesn’t read all this nonsense and goes off on one.

Say you are in and let’s have some fun on here again.! I’ve put the joke bit in the middle just to hide it from the people who only read the first and last lines of a post

Well...not a brainer!!!me obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a toss up between me and my wife but I think you’ll all agree that I edge it

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"It’s a toss up between me and my wife but I think you’ll all agree that I edge it

You can edge me while tossing over your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to put my lady for best hot body

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

I’m secretly using this thread to add to my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a toss up between me and my wife but I think you’ll all agree that I edge it

You can edge me while tossing over your wife

I knew using “edge” was a bad choice

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"It’s a toss up between me and my wife but I think you’ll all agree that I edge it

You can edge me while tossing over your wife

I knew using “edge” was a bad choice

I think you were fishing for that reply

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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^ he can't remember where he buried all the bodies

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I need to squeeze female bottoms, before I cast my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m playing for last place and the booby prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, obviously I am biased!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s subjective don’t know about body but I am definitely in the running for best ass

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I be the runner up?

Define gold medal contender x

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m not bad for 50+

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is there a category for body below the neck? If it is above the neck then I am tied with Shrek

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The one I keep under my bed. Starting to smell a bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nice nails.

I nominate myself for that category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many categories are there? If there's an eardrum one I'll nominate myself for that because mine are really pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for the big one this year. Most Exceptionally Exceptional. Its in the bag. I know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy with joint last

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I have nice nails.

I nominate myself for that category

I nominate you for a tad more tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nice nails.

I nominate myself for that category

^She's hammered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many categories are there? If there's an eardrum one I'll nominate myself for that because mine are really pretty."

^She's a perforated 10.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I also nominate myself

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Define the best? Does having 2 arms, 2 legs, 4 cheeks, 2 boobs and one head count. I couldn't get placed in an egg and spoon race, so unlikely to be top of the charts here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also nominate myself

You do have a great body Shag

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I also nominate myself

You do have a great body Shag "
Ty. I like to train and diet harder than the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also nominate myself

You do have a great body Shag Ty. I like to train and diet harder than the last time

Don’t eat too many haribos though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm breathing

I showered and got dressed all by myself

Pretty sure I deserve a medal

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

If I name them can I fuck them?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My body is soooooooo fabulous that I've had to let to grow this big to fit all it's fabulousness inside.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

ChunkyGent

LvM

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"ChunkyGent

LvM"

The cheque is in the post.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"ChunkyGent

LvM

The cheque is in the post.

I didn't even realise you'd thrown your hat in the ring before I posted!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LvM & K

Take pity on us ffs

....the hotness in your pics is getting ridiculous

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By *hunder catsCouple
over a year ago

London

Thats a hard question to answer as so many to choose from that do it for us lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"ChunkyGent

LvM

The cheque is in the post.

I didn't even realise you'd thrown your hat in the ring before I posted!

LvM"

((((HUGS))))

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Very difficult to answer as down to personal tastes in body types but I’m not too bad for 50 and hubby can’t keep hands off me xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"LvM & K

Take pity on us ffs

....the hotness in your pics is getting ridiculous "

No mercy!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LvM & K

Take pity on us ffs

....the hotness in your pics is getting ridiculous

No mercy!

LvM"

*Braces for more & adds extra lube to shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've sent votes to my top 3 a la Britain's got talent stylee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have a body....It kind of works and it's a bit lumpy but it's all bought and paid for

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Yes I have a body....It kind of works and it's a bit lumpy but it's all bought and paid for

The gym membership is paying off

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Of course it’s me. Well, mostly my nipples to be fair, but they are mine!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

My wife! She’s not as toned as a few but she has a gorgeous hourglass shape and looks phenomenal, cute and gorgeous

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My wife! She’s not as toned as a few but she has a gorgeous hourglass shape and looks phenomenal, cute and gorgeous

Certainly been on my hotlist for a while

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I also nominate myself

You do have a great body Shag Ty. I like to train and diet harder than the last time

Don’t eat too many haribos though x"
Ty and no I dont eat too many haribos, but I am still enjoying eating them in moderation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I have a body....It kind of works and it's a bit lumpy but it's all bought and paid for

The gym membership is paying off

Thank you, certainly a work in progress

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That lass on my friends list who I chat to. Her.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Me!"

Nah, me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment the winner of

Best Fabs body winter 2022 goes to ….

************* the gorgeous BBW,more pretty then Rihanna , a sweetheart , lovely woman , with the body of the Godess , and rich morals to example many out there … 5 stars xx

I sell posters . Email to : spoilers/uk ha ha

(Joking )… I wish I could describe her , but with respect to her and her discretion we have to cut the show here …

Tho if everyone votes on me and say my name I may win this one

Happy fabs , best regards Mr. Me .

Hoe hoe hoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell u if i touch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me………I’ll big myself up

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Me!

Nah, me! "

Move over you!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I have a prize for the shortest legs?

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple
over a year ago

Herne Bay

Obviously it's me, I'm a plus size woman sporting an average c cup, a twin mum tum and due to a connective tissue disorder, tiger stripe thick stretch marks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have a prize for the shortest legs?

Can I cone and measure them please.

For confirmation purposes of course.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Obviously it's me, I'm a plus size woman sporting an average c cup, a twin mum tum and due to a connective tissue disorder, tiger stripe thick stretch marks

It’s a thumbs up from me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Me!

Nah, me!

Move over you!"

I shall take that as agreement and you throwing your full support for me. I think you!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"That lass on my friends list who I chat to. Her.

Aww, thanks

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

"I’m secretly using this thread to add to my hotlist

Likewise. Great minds and all that…..

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I’m secretly using this thread to add to my hotlist

Likewise. Great minds and all that…..

“Stroke” of genius

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Here's johny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could win an award for best bean bag boobs.

NBVN x

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I could win an award for best bean bag boobs.

NBVN x"

Inbox for judging

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I’m just here to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That lass on my friends list who I chat to. Her.

Aww, thanks

I’m glad you’re the only one to say that, ergo yes, it must be you!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I’m just here to perv

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as expected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

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By *loveturfMan
over a year ago

Your bedroom

Having a look

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Body no but my tongue is a strong winner

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Me!

Nah, me!

Move over you!

I shall take that as agreement and you throwing your full support for me. I think you! "

Errr don't think so, Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

Im that friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

Heavily contested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

Heavily contested

You think I DON'T know how to work angles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

Heavily contested

You think I DON'T know how to work angles?

Noooooo

I meant there's lots of contenders for that category....

Lots of good pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

Heavily contested

You think I DON'T know how to work angles?

Noooooo

I meant there's lots of contenders for that category....

Lots of good pics"

Was only teasing, just liek you are in your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for "knows how to work good angles"?

Heavily contested

You think I DON'T know how to work angles?

Noooooo

I meant there's lots of contenders for that category....

Lots of good pics

Was only teasing, just liek you are in your pics

Well good, I don't like to offend xx

Glad you enjoy them

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

I guess I'd be winning "potato shaped woman", or perhaps sack of potatoes.

It took a long time to get this lumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

Im that friend

Come on friend, let's go on a burger hunt! And hope we catch a big one

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

Im that friend

Come on friend, let's go on a burger hunt! And hope we catch a big one

I also have onion rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been curious to know what the body of the "no profile pic" silhouette would look like haha

I nominate myself for above average bum

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I've always been curious to know what the body of the "no profile pic" silhouette would look like haha

I nominate myself for above average bum

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one friggin vote

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By *risky FoxesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport

I’ll bring up the rear …..

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I nominate whoever posts next

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Definitely not me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I nominate whoever posts next

Most kind

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do but it’s hidden

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Me ofcourse

this really shouldn't be a question for discussion it's obvious

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do but it’s hidden

I like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my hair

This isn't the armpit thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Not one friggin vote

That was inevitable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my hair

This isn't the armpit thread"

Lol I definitely don’t like hair there!

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Me, if you are to share in my dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my hair

This isn't the armpit thread

Lol I definitely don’t like hair there! "

Mines platted

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I like my hair

You also have an exceedingly delicious looking bum too

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

I just told the woman that I think has it , I was inspired by the question omg she sexy as fuck!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can only judge by feel

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When do I collect my prize? I need to know so that my hench people can get my magic flying carpet ready. I don't object to having to collect it in person, but I'm not signing autographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow! Me of course ! Haha I wish x

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

"Oh wow! Me of course ! Haha I wish x"

It certainly is a tasty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wow! Me of course ! Haha I wish x"
i like how your anus blows kisses as you film the xrated sooty show

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I don’t even have the best body in my house, let alone on here

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I don’t even have the best body in my house, let alone on here

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do!! She's currently tied up in my bed. Might take her back to the cemetary soon though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do!! She's currently tied up in my bed. Might take her back to the cemetary soon though "

The tying her up part seems a little redundant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do but it’s hidden

I like yours

Why Thankyou young lady. Step into my parlour

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By *reepass4meCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Was going to nominate myself but think I'll wait for the 'best personality' thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I think there are lots of members on here who have really aesthetically pleasing bodies.

As for myself I am more than happy with what I see in the mirror everyday for someone not a million miles away from beginning his 52nd year on this planet.

Also being pain and niggle free is the cherry on the cake.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Was going to nominate myself but think I'll wait for the 'best personality' thread... "

Sorry, but that's already mine.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

No brainier… lb for lb I’m hands down great value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering myself up for consideration!

Anyone got a wooden spoon handy?

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By *ob26anytimesoonMan
over a year ago

spalding

lucifruits tgxp

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Confidence is key so I will say me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do!! She's currently tied up in my bed. Might take her back to the cemetary soon though

The tying her up part seems a little redundant

Art needs no explanation

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Head down..shuffles away ..out of the door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality bites for best mans body his body is incredible

kinky_inked_bi for best womans. Shes beautifully curvy with the most incredible lingerie collectiin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out you ungrateful sods

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

Any night you’d like it to be

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

"Absolutely winning “potato shaped man” award.

You don’t get a body like this without proper commitment to “beer and burger night” at the pub

What night is burger and beer night???

#askinforafriend

Im that friend

I’m flattered and offering you an open invite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I win "forum user most likely to need welding back together again". My body is the best at that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You guys carry on, I’ll just sit over here eating pizza.

The mr

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

My new additions are in excellent working order, it's the original bits that let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has put a few pounds on this week as away on holiday but the all over tan is doing quiet nicely. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for the smallest pointy nipples catergory!

We'll all be in the running unless that damn Tmontana turns up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I choose to be cremated when I die. My last chance to have a smoking hot body.

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