FabSwingers.com forum: Bum sex poll

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Last night I asked Mr TMN to fuck my arse. He declined.

A: What? Clearly he needs his head examined.

B: Sounds perfectly reasonable.

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Disclaimer: this poll is in jest and the outcome is not binding. No men will be compelled to put their willys up their wives' bums as a result.

Mrs TMN x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The poor man needed a night off Mrs TMN!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

[Removed by poster at 20/09/22 07:47:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he just wanted a nice biscuit and a cup of tea??

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"[Penis removed from arse by poster at 20/09/22 07:47:38]"

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Defo a there no better feeling than the lady asking you too fuck her ass mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious, but not a deal breaker. Hypocrite, because nothing is going up my bum.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Maybe he just wanted a nice biscuit and a cup of tea?? "

To be fair I had eaten all the good biscuits earlier and not left him any. Hmmm.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"[Penis removed from arse by poster at 20/09/22 07:47:38]"

*claps hands*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes yes. Sometimes no.

When I’m feeling sexy sexy, I’m pretty much vanilla.

But I often get all ‘filthy dirty and intense, and then I want to slide my cock into every hole she has

*yes, every hole.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The poor man needed a night off Mrs TMN! "

Oh pish, Lacey. It's been ages!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Maybe Mr TMN clearly knew what you’d had for tea and politely declined

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A. RSE...Really?..Seriously?..Excuse me?

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By *airyGodmotherWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Was this a random request, or during sex?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The poor man needed a night off Mrs TMN!

Oh pish, Lacey. It's been ages!

12 minutes?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Maybe Mr TMN clearly knew what you’d had for tea and politely declined

Ha! He did in fact know it was a good night for anal

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Was this a random request, or during sex?

During sex.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

The man is a fool, how could anyone refuse the offer of sliding in the back door of such a beautiful partner

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Definitely A.

It's every hubby's duty to satisfy his wife's anal lust. I'm an anal nymph lol x

Mrs N

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Excellent, excellent. Collating the responses to show Mr TMN later. Perhaps I should present my findings in pie chart form.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Excellent, excellent. Collating the responses to show Mr TMN later. Perhaps I should present my findings in pie chart form. "

Or anal cream pie chart form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Excellent, excellent. Collating the responses to show Mr TMN later. Perhaps I should present my findings in pie chart form. "

Arse pie with my little eye

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

I bet king Charles did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're doing the bum sex with a pole, then you're not doing it right.

Or you're doing it too right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

I bet king Charles did

Sir O ! Your Knighthood is henceforth withdrawn, just like Mr TMN's cock.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

Oops. Off to the tower with us

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I have never refused an offer of anal sex from a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A off course

When a wife asks for something she shall receive it

Also should think him self lucky you didn’t even pull the only if I can stick something up his bum

That would backfire on any one’s who sed that with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

Oops. Off to the tower with us

Yes, and they won't be cutting off your head

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fair enough Mr TMN, stand strong. Don't give in to her willful wiles with your willy willingly.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"No one should be arse fucking on the day of the Queen's Funeral.

Oops. Off to the tower with us

Yes, and they won't be cutting off your head

Out of interest what is the correct punishment?

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

Has he ever been there before? I mean, was it like "No not tonight, love" or more like "Whaaat??!!! Get out of my bed, ass-whore!!"..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule number one : don’t touch the anus if you aren’t sure of the result

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
over a year ago

colchester

Never been asked, always asking but seema the girls i meet not into it. Its something ive always wanted to do, debated seeing an escort to cross off my sex bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule number one : don’t touch the anus if you aren’t sure of the result "

And if you don't want to know the result, please look away now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule number one : don’t touch the anus if you aren’t sure of the result

And if you don't want to know the result, please look away now."

You do have a nice one though. With those hanging bollocks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only for gay men. Period. Not a chance. Boak..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule number one : don’t touch the anus if you aren’t sure of the result

And if you don't want to know the result, please look away now.

You do have a nice one though. With those hanging bollocks !

The hanging bollocks of Babylon, baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule number one : don’t touch the anus if you aren’t sure of the result

And if you don't want to know the result, please look away now.

You do have a nice one though. With those hanging bollocks !

The hanging bollocks of Babylon, baby."

I’ll private note that on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back door? On a female, it’s A every time, there’s ladies on here who only do anal and oral and anal first, I know because I the giver, if this is the future bring in the new age

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

His willy was flying at half mast out of respect for the Queen

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Brilliant

Mr TMN

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A. Can I fill in next time?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant

Mr TMN "

Mrs TMN said she was going to replace you with Pawel - the bum sex Pole.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Sure you're amazing bum sex but I feel it's way over rated let the guy Netflix and chill.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Brilliant

Mr TMN "

LvM

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well. Quite the mixed bag of responses. Think I might do a bar chart cos they look more phallic.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Brilliant

Mr TMN "

The eyeroll. So simple. Mr TMN is such a legend.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"Last night I asked Mr TMN to fuck my arse. He declined.

A: What? Clearly he needs his head examined.

B: Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Vote now, fabbers!

Disclaimer: this poll is in jest and the outcome is not binding. No men will be compelled to put their willys up their wives' bums as a result.

Mrs TMN x"

A. It’s man duty to satisfy his lady rush

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Brilliant

Mr TMN

The eyeroll. So simple. Mr TMN is such a legend."

Such a sarcastic tit, more like

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over a year ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Last night I asked Mr TMN to fuck my arse. He declined.

A: What? Clearly he needs his head examined.

B: Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Vote now, fabbers!

Disclaimer: this poll is in jest and the outcome is not binding. No men will be compelled to put their willys up their wives' bums as a result.

Mrs TMN x"

I'll have a B please, Bob.

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