FabSwingers.com forum: alternative christmas cards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If sent one....what would it say?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

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"If sent one....what would it say?"
happy easter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sent one....what would it say?"

make love not war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop dead.. Hate ya twat!

Miserable new year

But that would be mean.. so... won't lol.

(P.S. Not to you mind lol)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Santa isn't the man I want in my stockings tonight... coz the fat bastard always ladders them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your fart lardy arse and do an extra day in work!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Merry Christmas and may the New Year bring all the same crap you had this year ... and then some! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop dead.. Hate ya twat!

Miserable new year

But that would be mean.. so... won't lol.

(P.S. Not to you mind lol)"

i should think not! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meet me under the christmas tree and i will kiss you under the balls

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Valentines snoggy from santa XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"meet me under the christmas tree and i will kiss you under the balls"
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That's a stereotypical Xmas in your house.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Ref: XY838364G

I've bought you a puppy for Christmas.

Take this card to your local animal shelter to collect your gift.

Remember a dog is not just for Christmas... it's so you can eat shit and die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-- . .-. .-. -.-- / -..- -- .- ... / .- -. -.. / .- / .... .- .--. .--. -.-- / -. . .-- / -.-- . .- .-.

Thats morse code

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Braille!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Marry me!

Go on… pleeeeeeeeeeeeease, I know everything about you. I’ve followed you for months. I know what coffee you like. What programmes you watch on the telly (well the ones before you shut the curtains). I know you like pizza and which is your favourite topping. I know what day you do your washing and from the smell of it I’d say you use Daz. I know which supermarket you use and that you always eat a grape when you walk through the fruit and veg section… you really should buy more of that to get your 5-a-day. I know you like to holiday in Spain and you were right to complain about the state of the pool at the Costa Manco Hotel… it really was disgusting. I know you live alone and I know the landlord won’t fix the dodgy lock on the backdoor… I could help you fix that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me!

actually did LOL

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Give me your phone, your ring and your watch!

This card was brought to you by MugPig, the personalised postal mugging service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me your phone, your ring and your watch!

This card was brought to you by MugPig, the personalised postal mugging service."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marry me!

lmfao...i want to send that one...just got to find someone to stalk now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace ... off!

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

Here's an alternative - don't send Christmas cards.

Phone up whoever you're thinking about and talk to them. First couple of years they'll think you're batshit crazy but before you know it they'll be doing the same - and not just at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's an alternative - don't send Christmas cards.

Phone up whoever you're thinking about and talk to them. First couple of years they'll think you're batshit crazy but before you know it they'll be doing the same - and not just at Christmas."

Yeah ..... next thing they'll be calling round... Get outta here Jim . cards are to KEEP family as remote as poss.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!"

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put "Merry Xmas"

Now send this next year to someone else.

Still doing the rounds as far as I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alternative christmas cards ?

send a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

Why the wiggly lips ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternative Christmas cards means.... you send one to one relative miss one out then send one to another relative then miss one out ..... etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

Why the wiggly lips ?"

I didn't know how to spell Hari Krishna ( I have now googled it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or fall out with everyone you know and make up after xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

Why the wiggly lips ?

I didn't know how to spell Hari Krishna ( I have now googled it)

at least you didnt spell it "hairy crispbag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

Why the wiggly lips ?

I didn't know how to spell Hari Krishna ( I have now googled it)

at least you didnt spell it "hairy crispbag"

OMG what flavour are those????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace ... off!

We Vishnu a Marry Christmas!

We Vishnu a Harry Crishna?

Why the wiggly lips ?

I didn't know how to spell Hari Krishna ( I have now googled it)

at least you didnt spell it "hairy crispbag"

OMG what flavour are those????

Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS dont tell Rap about those!!!!!

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