FabSwingers.com forum: So a frozen Mars bar.

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Instead into a vagina and eaten out.

Messy yes, yet a yay or no?

Work, rest and play.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If we were in a 69 I'd be worried that they'd farted and followed through

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

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By *assy MissWoman
over a year ago

Sent to Coventry

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

That was my first thought too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried it so wouldn’t know if it’s good or not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If we were in a 69 I'd be worried that they'd farted and followed through

That's bad

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

That was my first thought too ! "

OK..how about a frozen Mars bar in a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instead into a vagina and eaten out.

Messy yes, yet a yay or no?

Work, rest and play."

But why..?? Have you tried this?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It's a no from me... although a finger or 2 of kit Kat.....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Instead into a vagina and eaten out.

Messy yes, yet a yay or no?

Work, rest and play."

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I don't understand the question.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

That was my first thought too !

OK..how about a frozen Mars bar in a condom?

I think that's reaching now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Instead into a vagina and eaten out.

Messy yes, yet a yay or no?

Work, rest and play.

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I don't understand the question.

You want to eat Mars bar from a pussy or other such obvious place

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

That was my first thought too !

OK..how about a frozen Mars bar in a condom?

Sounds like a more tasteful Alaskan Hot Pocket...

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

That was my first thought too !

OK..how about a frozen Mars bar in a condom?

Chewy.

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Wasn't there a famous story in the 60s with Marian Faithful and the Rolling Stones with Mars bars involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So freezer burn followed by a yeast infection, err nope!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wasn't there a famous story in the 60s with Marian Faithful and the Rolling Stones with Mars bars involved?

I wonder who's older, the stones or mars

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Wasn't there a famous story in the 60s with Marian Faithful and the Rolling Stones with Mars bars involved?

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Yes..and Mars bars have got smaller since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hear a battered one is popular in Scotland?... Maybe we all need to relocate our vaginas for one whilst downing an iru bru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the raging yeast infection that would give you

Well that explains that one - from when I was 20!! haha

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

or maybe just a Mars Ice cream?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can I just give her oral and then have a mars bar from the fridge after ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember hearing about this shit at primary school in the early 90's thinking it was utter tosh.

I still think that view holds today.

Good lord lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mars bar just give me dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No mars bar just give me dick

Oooh!... You're naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No mars bar just give me dick

sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No mars bar just give me dick

from experience this is the better option !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I hear a battered one is popular in Scotland?... Maybe we all need to relocate our vaginas for one whilst downing an iru bru?

Yes and no in the 80s and 90s yes there were not so much now

In fact most chip shops refuse to do them due to ruining the batter and it needs replaced if you find one that dose they charge you a arm a and legs for it

Sins they need to replace and clean the fryer

To get one on the cheap go in just at closing time other wise it’s going to cost like £6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No mars bar just give me dick

from experience this is the better option !!"

Lol but I have to admit.. whipped cream and strawberries a different scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No mars bar just give me dick

from experience this is the better option !!

Lol but I have to admit.. whipped cream and strawberries a different scenario

yes totally different to a frozen mars bar and a Dick I do concur xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a Bounty bar, as I much prefer coconut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer my mars bars deep fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a Bounty bar, as I much prefer coconut?"

they are alot smaller than a mars bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I hear a battered one is popular in Scotland?... Maybe we all need to relocate our vaginas for one whilst downing an iru bru?

Yes and no in the 80s and 90s yes there were not so much now

In fact most chip shops refuse to do them due to ruining the batter and it needs replaced if you find one that dose they charge you a arm a and legs for it

Sins they need to replace and clean the fryer

To get one on the cheap go in just at closing time other wise it’s going to cost like £6"

Like most things on life it sounds waay to expensive, and overrated

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A flake seems more ideal has the shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I hear a battered one is popular in Scotland?... Maybe we all need to relocate our vaginas for one whilst downing an iru bru?

Yes and no in the 80s and 90s yes there were not so much now

In fact most chip shops refuse to do them due to ruining the batter and it needs replaced if you find one that dose they charge you a arm a and legs for it

Sins they need to replace and clean the fryer

To get one on the cheap go in just at closing time other wise it’s going to cost like £6

Like most things on life it sounds waay to expensive, and overrated

They definitely overrated quite sickly to be honest

It’s always the same as well all exitment that your getting one two bites and your throwing it in the bin going that was a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flake seems more ideal has the shape

No from past experience - some cocks are still better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flake seems more ideal has the shape

No from past experience - some cocks are still better!!

'thicker & the skin don't fall off in your mouth?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flake seems more ideal has the shape

No from past experience - some cocks are still better!!

'thicker & the skin don't fall off in your mouth?'

well you would hope not or you could be sucking too hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flake seems more ideal has the shape

No from past experience - some cocks are still better!!

'thicker & the skin don't fall off in your mouth?'

well you would hope not or you could be sucking too hard!

Well, it may melt in your mouth like maltesers or leprosy? (awaiting ban for those with melty dicks

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes have tried it but not frozen x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Shortbread fingers - less messy and good for dunking

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

This is how you get ants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have the Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have the Mars bar"

you sure can!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shortbread fingers - less messy and good for dunking "

Can I stick to human ones if thats all the same with you! keep those for your brew!!

hahah

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not frozen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the first to disambiguate between a frozen mars bar abs. Mars ice cream, for I fear they are two very different prospects

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"This is how you get ants."
in your pants?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Shortbread fingers - less messy and good for dunking

Can I stick to human ones if thats all the same with you! keep those for your brew!!

hahah"

Noted. Now how many would you like?

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Nah prefer a double decker to a Mars bar

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"This is how you get ants.in your pants?

Indeed!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"How about a Bounty bar, as I much prefer coconut?

they are alot smaller than a mars bar!

One up the pink, one up the stink though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shortbread fingers - less messy and good for dunking

Can I stick to human ones if thats all the same with you! keep those for your brew!!

hahah

Noted. Now how many would you like?

brews ? lots please !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah prefer a double decker to a Mars bar

Double deckers are not an option !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a Bounty bar, as I much prefer coconut?

they are alot smaller than a mars bar!

One up the pink, one up the stink though. "

No thanks

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