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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

So, the tea is brewed, the cling wrap has been removed from the buffet and the bar has opened.

In one corner, there's a bunch of old ladies. They're just glad that they're still alive.

The blokes are crowded at the bar, glad to be able to remove their ties and loosen their collars.

George and Charlotte are finally able to run around, and are covered in chocolate cake.

What else is going on?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasses of sherry are being poured & raised in honour of Lizzy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Charles is curled up on a pub bench seat, asleep, with his shoes off

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Charles is curled up on a pub bench seat, asleep, with his shoes off "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm imagining they are all back in their rooms atm, they have to be back for the private service this evening

Then a jolly ham sandwich bun fight with lots and lots of tea

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

William and Harry are avoiding eachother, as are their wives.

Everyone is watching them, wondering if there's going to be a fight.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm imagining they are all back in their rooms atm, they have to be back for the private service this evening

Then a jolly ham sandwich bun fight with lots and lots of tea "

You had me at 'tea'..

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

Meghan Markle is bossing Harry around and being a spoilt narcassistic bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meghan Markle is bossing Harry around and being a spoilt narcassistic bitch!!!"
yeah she's evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meghan Markle is bossing Harry around and being a spoilt narcassistic bitch!!!"

I rather imagine she pampers him LA style validating his feelings and giving him all the physical affection he missed all those years.

Hard to beat a hug really

They are always very close, touching hands, etc

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I dunno, but I hope there's Fondant Fancies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, but I hope there's Fondant Fancies "

Best take two, they've shrunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping they’re all able to pop off and have a wee. All credit to the Royal bladders for getting through all of that without needing a wee.

But in all seriousness, out of the public gaze (finally) I hope they are able to shed a private tear and properly say goodbye to their mother / grandmother etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm imagining they are all back in their rooms atm, they have to be back for the private service this evening

Then a jolly ham sandwich bun fight with lots and lots of tea "

I hope King Charles is enjoying a few stiff Scotches. God knows he deserves it....then hopefully tonight he finishes the bottle and tells that Markle woman exactly what he thinks of her without the niceties or airs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm imagining they are all back in their rooms atm, they have to be back for the private service this evening

Then a jolly ham sandwich bun fight with lots and lots of tea

I hope King Charles is enjoying a few stiff Scotches. God knows he deserves it....then hopefully tonight he finishes the bottle and tells that Markle woman exactly what he thinks of her without the niceties or airs "

I’m *hoping* the shared loss will bring the family more together and help them all realise that family is so important.

However should the war of words continue to be publically aired in the press by certain sections of the family, with the changing of guard I will be surprised if the Royal silence and “never apologise / never explain” will continue.

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By *xJustForFun!Couple
over a year ago

aberdeen

Andrew is running about with a tray of chocolate cake and there is some posh bloke in the car park with red hair and a polo mallet asking the bar staff who are on a smoke break if his sons OK.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

There's a real conundrum at the buffet table, crab paste, egg and cress or marmalade sandwich..

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I’m hoping they’re all able to pop off and have a wee. All credit to the Royal bladders for getting through all of that without needing a wee.

But in all seriousness, out of the public gaze (finally) I hope they are able to shed a private tear and properly say goodbye to their mother / grandmother etc "

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Camilla is rolling a big fat bifta to pass around after she has a few goes on it first

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Kids have knocked over the bastard soup. It's ok, the staff are cleaning it up.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Someone somewhere is immensely pleased that there's two whole salvers of cheese and pineapple on sticks.

The mini sausage rolls are still warm.

Later there'll be sherry trifle.

And some wag will have topped up the punch with a couple of bottles of vodka and a magnum of Asti Spumante.

Winston

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Meghan Markle is bossing Harry around and being a spoilt narcassistic bitch!!!"

Just another day in 'Megan World" then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philip and Holly are faces pressed to the window trying to get in before everyone else

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

There's an old bloke sitting in the corner.

Nobody knows who he is, but he stinks of Woodbines and piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an old bloke sitting in the corner.

Nobody knows who he is, but he stinks of Woodbines and piss."

That’s no way to talk about our new …..

No! No! I can’t say it. I’ll end up in the Tower!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There's an old bloke sitting in the corner.

Nobody knows who he is, but he stinks of Woodbines and piss.

That’s no way to talk about our new …..

No! No! I can’t say it. I’ll end up in the Tower! "

It's okay. I think it was Prince Andrew.....

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

It's getting late, a Princess is a little tipsy and a Fabulously Bearded Frencham is goosing her round the back behind the bins.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a red haired woman on piano starting to play ‘whiskey in the Jar’o’.

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