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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got any non sexual talents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spell my name backwards

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I make scale models and bake cakes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm good at remembering stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have empathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I have loads!

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Yes. I'm not sure I'd call sexual a talent though.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous "

How do you use you ambidexterity?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like making rhymes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?"

i can wank two cocks of simultaneously whilst riding rodeo and one in mouth all at the same time

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?

i can wank two cocks of simultaneously whilst riding rodeo and one in mouth all at the same time "

Does that make it a sexual talent again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have loads!"

Care to elaborate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see things that are very far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?

i can wank two cocks of simultaneously whilst riding rodeo and one in mouth all at the same time

Does that make it a sexual talent again? "

fuck, anybody would think what a dirty lil sissy bitch i must be (& SLUT I am)

okay, I can write with my left hand and

bat/bowl with my right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've written a few songs and played in a few bands.

MrWho.

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

torbay

I can Dj

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By *ookingtolickMan
over a year ago

london

I’m really average at most things and exceptional at none..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spell my name backwards "

^Atseif Rekcuf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can burp yabadabadoo ... is that classed as a talent

Mrs B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can burp yabadabadoo ... is that classed as a talent

Mrs B"

We need a Fab video of this, stat!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

My secret identity is Spangle of The Galaxy, I improve the universe by being part of it.

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

I’ve got pretty good at cooking and baking over the years.

If anyone wants food porn, hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at cooking and diy. I can paint and draw too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a double jointed thumb and and unnaturally long tooth roots. My dentist took my wisdom teeth to a conference dontcha know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i scored 4 trys at the weekend and im an old man

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I have a long tongue and can breath through my ears….not sexual of course

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

Too many to list but examples.

I refurbish houses.( & all that entails/ but my own bungalow) qualified engineer (toolmaker ) built my own custom flight cases for my disco when I was mobile. Make some of my own clothes Eg leather bikers jacket. Made sexy pvc body for girlfriend. Just a taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty good at table tennis and know how to make a good coffee. Can't think of much else

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I renovate houses, and though I say so myself, I'm pretty good at it, and so profit and pleasure are the result.

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By *immo555Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?"

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous "

And your left arm too?... I'll show myself out

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I can sew, just made a 1920s dress for a Peaky Blinders night on Saturday

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By *immo555Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall


"i can think and behave like a woman

oh wait, that is a sexual talent making dicks hard

i’m ambidextrous

How do you use you ambidexterity?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

And your left arm too?... I'll show myself out "

That's stumped me...

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The unaimed arrow never misses.

If you get good at something, eg DIY, you'll be pestered to give up your free time doing said thing.

4 hours ing the garden is not a desirable use of our time, no matter how good we could do it. (Hint...it grows back anyway). Far better to pay someone else to do it.

So, "getting good" at things just means even less time spent doing other things you *really* want to do instead.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I can get my whole fist in my mouth… nothing sexual… just have a very large mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The unaimed arrow never misses.

If you get good at something, eg DIY, you'll be pestered to give up your free time doing said thing.

4 hours ing the garden is not a desirable use of our time, no matter how good we could do it. (Hint...it grows back anyway). Far better to pay someone else to do it.

So, "getting good" at things just means even less time spent doing other things you *really* want to do instead."

Or you could look at it as giving up your free time to do something you enjoy to help someone else? If that was something you personally enjoy "getting good" at then surely that something you really wanted to be doing? Instead of "paying someone else"? Crazy outlook on life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The unaimed arrow never misses.

If you get good at something, eg DIY, you'll be pestered to give up your free time doing said thing.

4 hours ing the garden is not a desirable use of our time, no matter how good we could do it. (Hint...it grows back anyway). Far better to pay someone else to do it.

So, "getting good" at things just means even less time spent doing other things you *really* want to do instead.

Or you could look at it as giving up your free time to do something you enjoy to help someone else? If that was something you personally enjoy "getting good" at then surely that something you really wanted to be doing? Instead of "paying someone else"? Crazy outlook on life. "

When are you mowing my lawn then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The unaimed arrow never misses.

If you get good at something, eg DIY, you'll be pestered to give up your free time doing said thing.

4 hours ing the garden is not a desirable use of our time, no matter how good we could do it. (Hint...it grows back anyway). Far better to pay someone else to do it.

So, "getting good" at things just means even less time spent doing other things you *really* want to do instead.

Or you could look at it as giving up your free time to do something you enjoy to help someone else? If that was something you personally enjoy "getting good" at then surely that something you really wanted to be doing? Instead of "paying someone else"? Crazy outlook on life.

When are you mowing my lawn then? "

Whenever it grows back by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some of you find it appalling. But it something I enjoy I have won multiple competitions in 3 gun and sporting clays.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm multi talented

Fix it build it hidden talents I didn't realize I had

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What about you miss jolly?

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m a Michelin level chef

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I 3d print radio controlled model ships, and bake wicked cake and buns

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By *eelTheFireMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm pretty good at putting fires out and cutting people out of car crashes...and I've got a pretty impressive gamerscore

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"So, "getting good" at things just means even less time spent doing other things you *really* want to do instead.

Or you could look at it as giving up your free time to do something you enjoy to help someone else? If that was something you personally enjoy "getting good" at then surely that something you really wanted to be doing? Instead of "paying someone else"? Crazy outlook on life. "

Is it though ? Perhaps it's even crazier not to cost-value your time ?

Time is a limited and finite resource. It has intrinsic value and worth.

We all wish we had more of it, but do we all use it wisely enough ?

4 hours gardening is 4 hours of my life I am not getting back. True the garden may look nice, but pfft, I could and do pay someone else to achieve the same thing.

If I valued my time at £50/hr, then 4 hours of self-gardening has cost me £200 AND 4 hours of my time. And a bad back, probably.

A gardener might charge £25/hour.

So for £100 to the gardener, I’ve saved myself £100 and 4 hours back-breaking work.

That’s a good deal in my book.

And it’s helping someone else earn a living, put their kids through school, pay for holidays, buy essentials or nice things.

That’s a win-win as far as I am concerned.

Personally, I think it’s crazier doing a job you don’t want to do, when there are plenty of perfectly other trained personnel who can do it instead.

My way doesn’t deprive me of time, doesn’t deprive someone else of a living, and only has a marginal cost to myself.

Yet I am the crazy one, apparently ??

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By *etshavesomefun789Man
over a year ago

Margate

I’m a professional trained actor, singer, dancer, host and entertainer and clown

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can make a clover shape with my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve written a book

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