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Your state funeral

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not a bad show today but maybe too militaristic and old school?

What about a shower of rose petals and robed priestesses walking ahead waving incense or carnival dancers behind emphasising peace and love...?

What would you have had in your state funeral?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Free rolo yoghurts and dancing ladies in metallic purple latex catsuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have 20 shetland ponies frolicking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^She wants chaos

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Gymnastic hula hooping.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

More leopard print for a start.

And a speaker in the coffin that keeps playing me shouting let me out

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have 20 shetland ponies frolicking "

It must be my bizarre mind, but I initially read frolicking as a completely different word starting with f and ending with king...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd have liked an open top coffin placed atop that boat from the new Thor flick being towed by the two giant screaming goats.

They could have dragged me all the way to the white cliffs of Dover where the boat would be loaded with TNT and fireworks before being launched towards France by a giant catapult, exploding into brightly coloured starburst and glitter, accompanied by the soundtrack of Rock of Ages.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for New Orleans style please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have Chippendale like men riding horses topless

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would like plumed stallions to draw my coffin in a glass carriage to a beautiful location. At the very last minute of the service a gorgeous young man impeccably dressed, unknown to any of the other mourners will walk from the back of the hall, lay a single rose on my coffin while visibly weeping then leave.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cheapest body disposal, no flowers, cheap catering for the dignitaries, rest of budget to charity for hungry children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t talk about it on here because…

Snowflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t talk about it on here because…

Snowflakes "

I’m offended !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t talk about it on here because…

Snowflakes

I’m offended !"

I was gonna have lots of Black people involved. But you’re not invited to the cookout anymore

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over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can’t talk about it on here because…

Snowflakes

I’m offended !

I was gonna have lots of Black people involved. But you’re not invited to the cookout anymore "

Lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Just a lone piper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'd have Holly and Phil on pogo sticks handing out 'Move straight to the Coffin' tickets to anyone that had my face tattooed on their arse.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Couldn't see the TV at work but ran over when I heard that the Queen was being followed by her forebares and was disappointed.

In my head I heard four bears.

So yeah, I want 4 huge grizzlies at my state funeral.

sound track by the prodigy and aphex twin.

Light show by whoever does the ones for rammstein.

And for some reason, kind of want a trebuchet involved in some way

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

At my funeral I want a beautiful blonde lady dressed in black with big black sunglasses and under a black umbrella whatever the weather. She is to have no interaction with anyone there and to leave the ceremony last

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Erotic dancers in little strappy numbers, and a cake buffet table

LvM

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Every single marvel character would be in my procession

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