FabSwingers.com forum: What can you do with a pair of knickers?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Please be inventive.

Bonus points if you make me laugh

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Make a catapult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

String hundreds together and go fishing

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The larger size make a very good spinnaker sail for a dinghy.

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

A face mask

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wear them on your head and pretend to be biggles..or is that bras?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wear red and black ones on your head and pretend to be deadpool

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make a windmill

Or a blue Peter advent crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammock for a Guinea Pig?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I once took mine off to pick up my dogs poo as I had forgotten to put poo bags in my pocket.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Hammock for a Guinea Pig? "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear them under a frumpy frock

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I once took mine off to pick up my dogs poo as I had forgotten to put poo bags in my pocket. "
wow ..that would give a knicker sniffer a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one pair of mine are used by fishermen to trawl behind their boats. Bumper catches are guaranteed1

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I once took mine off to pick up my dogs poo as I had forgotten to put poo bags in my pocket. "

Wow! I gotta admire your dedication there! As someone who regularly picks up other dogs' poos whilst out walking my Cocker, I salute you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store onions from the allotment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once took mine off to pick up my dogs poo as I had forgotten to put poo bags in my pocket. "

The next person that opens the poo bin ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and roll them down slowly off my ass can be seen in my video

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I once took mine off to pick up my dogs poo as I had forgotten to put poo bags in my pocket. "

Gross and funny. Also impressively responsible dog ownership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a pair handy in case you get a bad haircut?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Wear them under a frumpy frock"

Describing your weekend attire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place in a breast pocket instead of a handkerchief, which is fine till you need to blow your nose

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Put them back and tell her she won't be needing them

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Stick um up your arse.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Remember many years ago was at butlins on holiday 6 weeks after giving birth! Had horrendous period

and wore those giant nix washed them out and hung them on the window airer things then went out for day! My then partner said we will come back to find boy scouts made a tent outa them! Pmsl! He did have a sense of humour like no other god rest his soul x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency parachute for action man

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would wrap a fine pair of knickers around the finest chocolate and name it Sknickers™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan belt for a dinky toy

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just one pair of mine are used by fishermen to trawl behind their boats. Bumper catches are guaranteed1 "

Something smells fishy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff them, what else

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Emergency tourniquet.

Stuff them into a hole to stop a leak.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Stuff one into each of the glasses on your table in a bar and leave the bar staff flummoxed as to just what the heck was going on there

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Use them as a spunk covered gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental floss

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tie saplings to stakes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put them into your partners top pocket just as you walk into a pub

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Keep your ankles warm whilst dogging

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dental floss "

Just don't get it stuck. That'd be an embarrassing trip to the dentist

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Put them on over the top of your jogging pants and be a superhero.

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By *aveed74Man
over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Wear them and objectify myself

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Wrap them round your herbs and whack them in the pot as a bouquet garni when you're making a coq au vin, rabbit stew or beef bourguignon.

You can just fish the filled knickers out at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in a sub’s mouth to try and keep them quiet / so their moaning can’t be heard by everyone lol

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Working on the basis they are still in packaging, take them back to Next (other knicker shops available), obtain a refund, wait 24 hours for money to hit my account, realise it's a Bank Holiday so cannot spend the money, wake up tomorrow and head to town, see money in account, buy a beer, put rest of money into fruit machine, lose money, sit and drink pint whilst looking at ducks on the river, wish I'd sold knickers online whilst pretending to be a seller called Debbie 36d, finish pint and head home to see what's happening in FAB world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try find the other one from the pair i did always wonder why they call it pair of knickers tho

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tea strainer

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Tea strainer

Grrr! You pinched my idea!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Tea strainer

Grrr! You pinched my idea!"

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