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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Don't cock it up. Follow the pattern arseparts!

Why do I think it's Sunday

Why am I sat on my arse?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The washing up needs doing

And my fridge is looking sparse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce"

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !"

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an art

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an art"

We love him although he has fucked up

He's simply a daft irish tart

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an art"
I'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart"

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part"

Her ladypart is hiding

Behind the broom that she is riding

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part"

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark"

Seems granny fancies a grope

The men of fab reach out in hope

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark

Seems granny fancies a grope

The men of fab reach out in hope "

But Granny isn't a dope

So she dangles a soap on a rope ....

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

Consett

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark

Seems granny fancies a grope

The men of fab reach out in hope

But Granny isn't a dope

So she dangles a soap on a rope .... "

But with all this titillation

How will the men of Fab cope?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark

Seems granny fancies a grope

The men of fab reach out in hope

But Granny isn't a dope

So she dangles a soap on a rope ....

But with all this titillation

How will the men of Fab cope? "

As always, if i'm perfectly frank.

By crying out loud as they forlornly wank.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"He can't call us arsepants

This is a fucking farce

I've been fucking misgendered

It seems corklad's falling apart !

I've also typo'd assparts

I have fucking up down to an artI'm really quite impressed

We've got of to a cracking start

But you've missed out the post just above you.

You untimely rhyming sweet fart

I'm still not convinced crumpets a chicken

I'll need to see her lady part

No one may gaze on my fanwah ......

But i'll give you a feel in the dark

Seems granny fancies a grope

The men of fab reach out in hope

But Granny isn't a dope

So she dangles a soap on a rope ....

But with all this titillation

How will the men of Fab cope?

As always, if i'm perfectly frank.

By crying out loud as they forlornly wank."

Any man looking at granny's pic

Can't help but reach for his dick

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