FabSwingers.com forum: What is the 100% tip to get dumped on your first date

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only talk about yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case, turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself"

Talk only about how great your past meets were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not look like your photos ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were "

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Shit your kecks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Squat by the table rather than wait in the queue for the ladies loos

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Take your partner..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk due to nerves and drop a kebab in their car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets"

And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Squat by the table rather than wait in the queue for the ladies loos "

So, basically. Dump and get dumped.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Talk about 'how your ex was the best shag of your life, how no1 could ever compare'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squat by the table rather than wait in the queue for the ladies loos

So, basically. Dump and get dumped. "

you summed it up quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do want a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets

And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them "

Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Turn up with your mum.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Offer me coffee, if instead of tea

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea "

- if

Not sure where that word came from

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

"In my case, turn up

Been there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were "

Call the date a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets

And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them

Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress"

Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Turn up with your mum."

Or their mum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum.."

imagine the scene

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Park a coil on the table

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum..

imagine the scene"

Especially if the came with your Dad..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum..

imagine the scene

Especially if the came with your Dad..

Family reunion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets

And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them

Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress

Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp. "

But ask to get her Mum involved and make it a foursome

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum..

imagine the scene

Especially if the came with your Dad..

Family reunion "

Leave them to it and slip away with ones date..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Stick your willy in her ear

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Tell them you are on Fab swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only talk about yourself

Talk only about how great your past meets were

Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets

And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them

Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress

Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp.

But ask to get her Mum involved and make it a foursome

Insist that it would better if her mom has teeth she could remove to switch between her ass and the mouth of her mom

I went too far

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Not look like your photos ... "
alcohol will sort that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick your willy in her ear "

Do you mean during dinner?

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Bring your kids with ya, tell her the sitter also has a meet..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tell them you can't be long as your partner is waiting in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show her a dick pic from your phone.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Do want a baby

Hahaha!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say FAF

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Showing your prescription for STI meds.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Take your partner.."

Take your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never even get that far

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ask if they want to join your lesbian breeding program

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Turn up on a wedding dress.

Apparently it's not OK when guys do that. Was only trying to look nice

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

Failing to turn up

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit...

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit...

Supposed to be confident as men, aren't we. I do feel I've been dismissed for being even a little bit shy and nervous on dates...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Badmouth an ex.

Bang on about an ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nothing like your photos... guaranteed full stop.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Fart and laugh uncontrollably

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum..

imagine the scene"

Then snog her...OK I've had your mum, you're next.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Picking your nose throughout

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Spend the whole time looking at their phone.... unless its at fab and then I'd make an exception lol

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit...

First social meet with a couple I was nervous , the husband went to fetch a second round of drinks. I was chatting but nervous underneath. I looked at my watch. Not to check the time but out of habit.

When he returned. she said to him " I think he needs to be somewhere, he KEEPS checking his watch "

Things went downhil from there.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Say you need a wank and head off to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your wife.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Have phone in view . Keep checking . If asked why. Say ensuring my plan B / C is ok if this date short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit...

That wouldn’t bother me . I’d find it quite sweet if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one for me is noisy eating. I wouldn’t have a second date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners (especially being rude to waiters or bar staff).

Insecurity.

Being boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank into the soup at the restaurant

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Swig some of their drink, piss in it, to top it up. Once they drink some, congratulate them that you share their love of piss fun.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Turn up with your mum.

Or their mum..

imagine the scene

Especially if the came with your Dad..

Family reunion "

"Papa?"

"Nicole!"

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Be older than you said by at least 10 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart on door staff and say the date did it

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Turn up looking and smelling like you need a shower

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Be at least 20 years older than your photos or be so pissed you can’t stand up to meet me. Both have happened on meets from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea "

Or jaffa cakes

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do a dump in their loo!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea

Or jaffa cakes

That too

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Be 25 years older and not actually be the same gender as the person you have been pretending to be for a month of chat.

Oh and admit that the photos you sent were actually of your 30 year old daughter. (Fully clothed)

True story meet I had. Never seen a fat Welsh woman run out of a pub so fast. Didn't even finish my beer.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea

Or jaffa cakes

That too

Custard cream?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea

Or jaffa cakes

That too

Custard cream?

That works

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea "

Tea instead of coffee, no way!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Offer me coffee, if instead of tea

Tea instead of coffee, no way!"

Damn, you have a coffee table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use vouchers to pay. A friend did this. Sadly still single but there's a good reason he is financially stable.

In your 40's, mention you live in a house share , post divorce and watch the crash from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up with jesus creepers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And white socks

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Live stream the whole thing on thick tok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest coming round for a threesome, but to be very quiet as the kids are asleep upstairs.

(True story. I did not.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc "

Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc

Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date "

It takes allsorts!

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Worst one for me is noisy eating. I wouldn’t have a second date "

Do you mean when eating food or ….!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about how you hate paying maintenance for your kids.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Pour the milk in over your tea bag first.

LvM

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

Wait till they go to the toilet and take a dump in their bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait till they go to the toilet and take a dump in their bag. "

Lmao haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get d*unk due to nerves and drop a kebab in their car

Na, I would just make them work extra hard to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc

Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date

It takes allsorts!"

Laughed a bit too much at that

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Kick the dog off your bed when I arrive. I'm really paranoid about fleas.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc

Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date

It takes allsorts!

Laughed a bit too much at that "

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