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What would you do if you were the other sex for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run with my boobs out in the forest

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Swinging my dick round and round x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swinging my dick round and round x"

Helicopter away

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I would mass delete my messages without reading them

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Swinging my dick round and round x

Helicopter away "

Yes! Then I b wanking it non stop! X

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would bulk buy sanitary pads.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would pee standing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swinging my dick round and round x

Helicopter away

Yes! Then I b wanking it non stop! X"

Friction burn or if your using lube a very sore arm XD

Also most I've managed to actually cum in a day is 5/6 but by that point it was more the feeling of Cumming without actually producing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would pee standing up"

It is defiantly a perk .. doesn't stop a woman doing it just for her it's more messy XD

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

24 hour long bubble bath

G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"24 hour long bubble bath

G"

The water wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heliptors and bongs

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Either explore my new bits, or better still, arrange a meet with an experienced woman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is absolutely wild and hilarious. Bravo.

If I was a woman for a day I’d probably hope I’m not on my period, walk around without a bra, throw all my razors out and sign up to some feminist groups. Then I’d probably do exactly the same as I do in my male body for the rest of my time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The OP is absolutely wild and hilarious. Bravo.

If I was a woman for a day I’d probably hope I’m not on my period, walk around without a bra, throw all my razors out and sign up to some feminist groups. Then I’d probably do exactly the same as I do in my male body for the rest of my time."

The dreaded red river ...

Free the boob is something I can agree on ... can only imagine that relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was on fab I’d add myself to looking to meet today, drop all my filters, change my status to ‘need my holes filled’ and I’d leave the tab open on my laptop, refresh every 15-30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure"

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Play with my dick ALL day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was on fab I’d add myself to looking to meet today, drop all my filters, change my status to ‘need my holes filled’ and I’d leave the tab open on my laptop, refresh every 15-30 minutes. "

Rip your female inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how far I could pee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

"

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pee outside, and go outside with a grumpy face on without being hassled for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See how far I could pee. "

Drink lots of water wait till your bursting.... make a pee cannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See how far I could pee. "

Write my name in the sand though preferably in the snow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See how far I could pee.

Write my name in the sand though preferably in the snow! "

Trick your friend into lemon flavored snow

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I think if I had snapped from male to female for one day I'd be sat in the corner either horny as hell or in floods of tears thanks the hormones!

But my day is taking a lot longer - once I get there I'll let you know

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Probably the same stuff I do in my original gender

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

From the male half: If I was female for a day I would message all male friends on here and charge £500 each for a shag. They would be queued up for a long while, and I would make loads of money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From the male half: If I was female for a day I would message all male friends on here and charge £500 each for a shag. They would be queued up for a long while, and I would make loads of money."

People would pay that ....

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

Be a horny lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

"

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think if I had snapped from male to female for one day I'd be sat in the corner either horny as hell or in floods of tears thanks the hormones!

But my day is taking a lot longer - once I get there I'll let you know "

You can keep all your current feelings / emotions

You just sprout the parts and can enjoy as you deem fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that "

Don't forget sitting with your hand in your pants for absolutely 0 reason apart from it's comfy

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I’d spend the morning in bed playing with myself

In the afternoon, I’d get dressed in a lovely dress and heels and go shopping …. Oh I’ve done that anyway!!

In the evening, get all glammed up, try look sexy and elegant. Have a great girls night out, and end up in bed with one of them ….. I’m pleading the 5th amendment on that one!

R xx

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By *orny beast 1212Man
over a year ago

walsall

I’d try that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I'm only a top, if I were a woman for a day I'd get fucked as much as possible by hunky men. Lol

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Frig myself off all day looongggg

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Insert all kinds of obscenities into myself to see what it felt like and flash my tits at pensioners.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that "

Would you send me dick pics if I asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that

Would you send me dick pics if I asked "

Not massively into the whole pic trading malarkey,

I actually enjoy being physically with someone and enjoying each others bodies . Pic trading just frustrates me as its no different to watching porn really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insert all kinds of obscenities into myself to see what it felt like and flash my tits at pensioners.

The mr "

Murder spree via flashing

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I’d spend the morning in bed playing with myself

In the afternoon, I’d get dressed in a lovely dress and heels and go shopping …. Oh I’ve done that anyway!!

In the evening, get all glammed up, try look sexy and elegant. Have a great girls night out, and end up in bed with one of them ….. I’m pleading the 5th amendment on that one!

R xx

"

It would be this for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that

Would you send me dick pics if I asked "

Anything for you Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d spend the morning in bed playing with myself

In the afternoon, I’d get dressed in a lovely dress and heels and go shopping …. Oh I’ve done that anyway!!

In the evening, get all glammed up, try look sexy and elegant. Have a great girls night out, and end up in bed with one of them ….. I’m pleading the 5th amendment on that one!

R xx

It would be this for me "

Yep...

Spend all day getting multiple orgasms with fear of it dropping off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come in here and moan about men instead of women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come in here and moan about men instead of women "

It's such a Shane across both parties people using site for pic hoarding time wasting other folk,

People not being polite to each other.

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By *uicyDD99Woman
over a year ago

hereandthere

I'd be messaging women saying I'm in your area fancy a meet and when they say no just send insults

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Be a total slut and have a gang bang

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"Be a total slut and have a gang bang "

This

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

All day meet listed, everyone is invited. No questions asked come and go.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"Personally for me, I think I have such a high sex drive I would be masturbating a lot & most likely organise a meet,

It's sometimes probably good I'm not female due to separating sex from feelings and just all about the pleasure, that I think I would be a "slut" for sure

Do women not have sex for pleasure then?

Yes they do

maybe not the best with my wording.

fair enough

And I'd probably spend my day adjusting my dick and checking it was still attached. Seem to see a fair few guys doing that "

It's called reshuffling the cabinet

G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its interesting that most of the males on here are like I would fuck everything where as the women seem to be more amused by the idea of having a dangling appendage

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Prob Lesbian sex

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ironing "

XD

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND


"Swinging my dick round and round x

Helicopter away

Yes! Then I b wanking it non stop! X

Friction burn or if your using lube a very sore arm XD

Also most I've managed to actually cum in a day is 5/6 but by that point it was more the feeling of Cumming without actually producing "

Just a bit of dust coming out on number 6 was it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swinging my dick round and round x

Helicopter away

Yes! Then I b wanking it non stop! X

Friction burn or if your using lube a very sore arm XD

Also most I've managed to actually cum in a day is 5/6 but by that point it was more the feeling of Cumming without actually producing

Just a bit of dust coming out on number 6 was it lol"

Yeah it had ran dry at that point , was actually painful to cum at that point

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Go find a lesbian to breed with

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By *ristol BiteMan
over a year ago

all over

All of the masturbation methods I could think of would probably be the first thing.

Followed by seeing how differently people would generally just treat me in public.

After that I think the pervy side of my mind would be refueled and god knows what I would get up to.

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