FabSwingers.com forum: things not to do nekkid!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stand at the sink,half asleep running the tap into a cup with a spoon in...

for a minute i thought id wee'd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook sausage and bacon....ouchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frying eggs too!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

slice a chilli and then scratch your under carriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mending something with super glue

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Opening the oven door if you have large boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking a fry up naked is not advisable.

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

Taking the kids to school.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

go to Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironing thats a big no no

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hang the washing out

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Go to church.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

barbeque is a big no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang the washing out"

er...excuse me!...please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a bike ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex in a mosquito infested field

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Darn a hole in your flag. ( no need for little prick gags )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"barbeque is a big no no "

remind me if i ever attend a bbq round yours to pass on the hot dogs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit an old people's home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky dive , too many G's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang the washing out

er...excuse me!...please do

"
. Done this many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang the washing out

er...excuse me!...please do

. Done this many times

dont fancy moving to measham do you...pmsl

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Play football - men cover their crotches at free kicks for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang the washing out"
Done that a few times.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Advertise on belahf of the local butcher when it's -2c, an advert for sausages could soon turn into an advert for button mushrooms

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Go for a bike ride"

Except in Brighton where there is an annual naked bike ride around town.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"go to Sainsburys"

Except in Brighton where Waitrose did a naturist shopping evening a few years back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook sausage and bacon....ouchie"

I always wear my apron (have a peek at my photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weld.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for a bike ride

Except in Brighton where there is an annual naked bike ride around town.

We have done that and the London ones as well !!!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Use a soldering iron.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"weld."

Or use an angle grinder!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

[Removed by poster at 02/12/12 17:24:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a bacon slicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook sausage and bacon....ouchie

I always wear my apron (have a peek at my photos

Haha so you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a coffee in a service station on the M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been naturists for over 25 years and have found there is nothing you cannot do nude .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Try to step over a barbed wire fence

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Answer the door. Except on trick or treat night.................well maybe.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run through nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do crafty stuff with a glue gun and glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ironing thats a big no no"

I beg to differ!

And i've never ironed the wrong 'wrinkles' yet!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"frying eggs too!

Wolf

bin there done that OOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

BBQ

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ironing thats a big no no

I beg to differ!

And i've never ironed the wrong 'wrinkles' yet!

you have wrinkles??? Ffs; another dream shattered!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Press ups on a bed of nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny thread..

have the vicar for tea..

jog if female and gifted in the chest department

sit on the remote!

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"Go for a bike ride"

Please try it carefull where though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex in a mosquito infested field

I get the feeling your talking from experience here, oooooo ouchy!

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