FabSwingers.com forum: Status swap

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets get this Saturday night sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G’wan then …

What time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Sure why not.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Will play x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, yes please Midnight.

These are fun! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Can't be any worse than the ones I already write.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Im in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in ! Go for it ! Because I won’t hold back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will dare if i remember or dont fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok.. I'm sending matches! Don't forget filters people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

filters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well just Pete I believe we were matched

Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went offline so if anyone wishes to choose my status say it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine went offline so if anyone wishes to choose my status say it here

You can match with me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well just Pete I believe we were matched

Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me. "

You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well just Pete I believe we were matched

Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.

You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper""

I wrote two times my watch sorry

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Sent one to my match & waiting for mine

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well just Pete I believe we were matched

Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.

You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper"

I wrote two times my watch sorry "

I've changed it. You were just being very thorough.

But not on my watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sent mine.. Waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent mine.. Waiting

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done and sent enjoy i didnt go too hard on ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well just Pete I believe we were matched

Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.

You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper"

I wrote two times my watch sorry

I've changed it. You were just being very thorough.

But not on my watch."

you are too kind !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obe hiur.. Tick tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is done!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filters!! "

Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We’re in, but nervous!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"filters!!

Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.

Serves you right

Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is sent but she’s offline so I’ll catch up and post mine later! But enjoying all of the others so far! Good work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filters!!

Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.

Serves you right

Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters...."

You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re in, but nervous! "

I’ve said this before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"filters!!

Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.

Serves you right

Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters....

You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe.

Strangely, none that I'll be accepting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank god my swap didn't think to ask for photos to be sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"filters!!

Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.

Serves you right

Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters....

You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe.

Strangely, none that I'll be accepting

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

It is very specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

It is very specific

The Machado are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is done!!!

Oh boy.. How many blocks is that gonna earn you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il keep mine all night im aaaard just like my crusty undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.

Be patient, man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.

Be patient, man!"

I am a fast cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

I bet ya a quid you’ll get one

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Sent to my match. Waiting for mine now

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

[Removed by poster at 17/09/22 19:38:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

I don’t get any yet

You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.

Be patient, man!

I am a fast cummer "

HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

Oh my "

They are sounding really desperate now

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes please. Saturday night is a great time for this.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

Oh my

They are sounding really desperate now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il keep mine all night im aaaard just like my crusty undies

Haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

Oh my

They are sounding really desperate now

How big is your equipment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes

You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose)

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By *emonhaze69Man
over a year ago

paradise

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status

You should see the messages I’m getting

Roll on 20.30

Oh my

They are sounding really desperate now

How big is your equipment? "

Average size

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes

You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose)

I'll choose the best one in a bit. Though my audience seems to be focussing on the gagging aspect rather than giving much thought to the jokes. Funny that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes

You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose)

I'll choose the best one in a bit. Though my audience seems to be focussing on the gagging aspect rather than giving much thought to the jokes. Funny that....

It’s amazing what guys will focus on isn’t it

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By *emonhaze69Man
over a year ago

paradise

I love a good

Joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on these are fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then be gentle please

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

[Removed by poster at 17/09/22 19:50:02]

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Go for it I’m in

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By *emonhaze69Man
over a year ago

paradise

Game not being played anymore ?

Miss midnight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Game not being played anymore ?

Miss midnight ? "

Check your mail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten minutes left and no one has found my watch

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I love a good

Joke "

Pop me a message - everyone else has

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By *emonhaze69Man
over a year ago

paradise

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ten minutes left and no one has found my watch

I’ve half hour left of sounding like a twat.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes

You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose)

I'll choose the best one in a bit. Though my audience seems to be focussing on the gagging aspect rather than giving much thought to the jokes. Funny that....

It’s amazing what guys will focus on isn’t it

You are a true deviant, sir. Well played! X

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

57 minutes left on mine but I think it will take that long to download the software update

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"57 minutes left on mine but I think it will take that long to download the software update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ten minutes left and no one has found my watch

I’ve half hour left of sounding like a twat.

Just half an hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ten minutes left and no one has found my watch

I’ve half hour left of sounding like a twat.

Just half an hour?

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one offer of a big dildo up my arse so far… thanks Nora!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Only one offer of a big dildo up my arse so far… thanks Nora!

She's so bloody keen, that Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status reset. Good status swap F&B.

Hope Brigitte got in touch

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Updated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"57 minutes left on mine but I think it will take that long to download the software update

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone ready for a new match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you midnight xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Updated

Oh you got off easy! I'd have 'lads' instead of 'ladies'

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Is there a penalty if you don’t put your given status up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ready for a new match? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ready for a new match? "

Aye but I’ll hold this status until the hour is up.. then change it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ha ha my inbox is full of heavy cummers and one with a week's worth! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha my inbox is full of heavy cummers and one with a week's worth! X"

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Anyone ready for a new match? "

I’m ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shockingly I've had no offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shockingly I've had no offers"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ha ha my inbox is full of heavy cummers and one with a week's worth! X"

Oh jeez, yours is a good 'un!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Shockingly I've had no offers"

Bless you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shockingly I've had no offers

Bless you!

I was relatively nice to the person I swapped with he might actually get some offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ready for a new match? "

Go for it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love reading all your statuses making me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to play

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

New one done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New one done

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one done

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. To much fun. Thanks Midnight.

And thanks for nothing Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha. To much fun. Thanks Midnight.

And thanks for nothing Red

are you still in??

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Updated

Oh you got off easy! I'd have 'lads' instead of 'ladies'

Your not wrong could have been a lot worse

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Shockingly I've had no offers"

that is strange

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"New one done

Oh god

Don’t knock it. I got a wink off a local couple

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Haha. To much fun. Thanks Midnight.

And thanks for nothing Red

#soznotsoz

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Go on, I'll be in for one more while I'm cooking my tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I came to look for this thread after I saw your status midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! I came to look for this thread after I saw your status midnight

Haha.. I'm getting loads of offers for a pet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! I came to look for this thread after I saw your status midnight

Haha.. I'm getting loads of offers for a pet!! "

Ooh, could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hour up! Status cleared ..

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 minutes left for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to open any of my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

I sent you a few. From different angles of course

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo.

Did you remove the waste bin full of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

I sent you a few. From different angles of course

Are they close up

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

I sent you a few. From different angles of course

Are they close up

VERY. You can see individual hairs

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over a year ago

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Six minutes left for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in"

Filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo.

Did you remove the waste bin full of condoms

Hahaha. That’s on the landing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo.

Did you remove the waste bin full of condoms

Hahaha. That’s on the landing. "

Good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to open any of my messages

I sent you a few. From different angles of course

Are they close up

VERY. You can see individual hairs

Even veins ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re a man with a “no men” filter up.. I can’t message you! So whoever matched me (you know who you are!) you have to message me first …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

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over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anyone's match failed let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages"

Calm down septic peg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages

Calm down septic peg

I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I thought there must be one of these going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 hour done I'll pass from doing it again lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 hour done I'll pass from doing it again lol"

Chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

I think I will be heaving if I read them

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over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages

Calm down septic peg

I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight."

again ?!?! Oh...okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

I think I will be having a read of them x"

Bella? I didnt think you’d be that type of girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 hour done I'll pass from doing it again lol"

I know right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages

Calm down septic peg

I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight.

again ?!?! Oh...okay "

Sorry - that was meant to be a submissive DM request.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

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over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

I predict 2341 messages

Calm down septic peg

I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight.

again ?!?! Oh...okay

Sorry - that was meant to be a submissive DM request."

Either way, okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

I think I will be having a read of them x

Bella? I didnt think you’d be that type of girl

I hide it well (sometimes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Hahahhaha just read it hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to put mine up. Thanks Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just about to put mine up. Thanks Dan "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just about to put mine up. Thanks Dan "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just about to put mine up. Thanks Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very long hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

About 5 minutes left for this status. I’ll do 1 more tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have read some of these updates,they are hilarious

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New matches sent ... Don't forget filters !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 mins to go

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it

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over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it

I'm swimming in offers

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it

Just don’t tell everyone it’s me

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over a year ago

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it

But what do you do once bottled?

Ha.. my match gone off line...

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Last status up for tonight. Inbox me if interested

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok so mines up.

Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get

Your box will be heaving, Bella

How is yours going Red

Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it

Just don’t tell everyone it’s me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last status up for tonight. Inbox me if interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for being such good sports xxx

I'm exhausted now and going for a lie down in a padded cell

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thanks everyone for being such good sports xxx

I'm exhausted now and going for a lie down in a padded cell

Thanks for doing it Mids. I've had loadsa fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you OP! Grand job

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over a year ago

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