FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most random thing you have taken home after a night out

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good afternoon everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artificial plant in a pot

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

1 of those flashing amber lights they stick on traffic cones ... was over 30 yrs ago lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A headache and a table lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowl of potpourri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum?

(This thread is dedicated to Erect Jim

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Someone else’s mum

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Someone's dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last couple of times it's been drinking glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Mum?

(This thread is dedicated to Erect Jim

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Unknowingly, the sister of someone I had fucked a few months previously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bosses wife and her llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policeman's helmet (not a euphemism).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's dad"
lmao.... for me was a doormans radio....

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

The minister who performed our marriage ceremony a few years earlier. The wife at the time woke up and wouldnt believe I was getting him more pissed than he already was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some rugby players dirty jock strap out of his kit bag

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A traffic cone

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Actually no. A boat. Although I didn’t take it all the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A traffic cone "

Don’t tell where you have hidden it l, we all know

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A traffic cone

Don’t tell where you have hidden it l, we all know "

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By * and M 2Couple
over a year ago

joyville

A fully decorated Christmas tree on night out in Newcastle on a Xmas Eve …. Taxi driver laughed and we squeezed it in ….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A fully decorated Christmas tree on night out in Newcastle on a Xmas Eve …. Taxi driver laughed and we squeezed it in …. "

that’s funny

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Mr Whippy ice cream flag

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By *ewgirl42Woman
over a year ago

london

A lit candle from the table under my jacket. Straight on the bus

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By *tesset69TV/TS
over a year ago

N.Down

The taxi driver

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

salt and pepper pots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/22 16:34:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how many guys have taken something. Stay home and not realised ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A man.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A flashing light off the top of a traffic cone

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

A work colleague I didn't fancy

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Someone’s prosthetic leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 random strangers that we’re friends

Or should I say they took me home rather than me take them home

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A roll of "police do not cross" tape...to this day I have no idea where it came from, we just woke up and all the downstairs doors were tied together with it

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chop sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Welshman!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

A 6ft cardboard cut out of a kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pepper grinder.

A stop sign

A garden gnome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pub table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out one Christmas in 1 fancy dress outfit got very d*unk and came home in something completely different . Never found out why or got my clothes back

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

A keep left bollard many many years ago.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Napkin dispenser.

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