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The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise!

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By *kmale421 OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

Correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace

Carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

#snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old but still good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good!

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By *izzly1Couple
over a year ago

here

Awesome.. that did make me chuckle

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By *msmithWoman
over a year ago

bristol

this needs an encore! haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Old but still good "

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

It may be old but I had not seen this one and thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It may be old but I had not seen this one and thought it was funny "

Same here..not seen it before. Brilliant piece !!!!

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