FabSwingers.com forum: Breeding lesbians

By *permdonor OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

I have done this what's your thoughts

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I only just started internetting for today.

I think I’m done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

Good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my specialist subject.

I'll take a P please Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

How does this work? Do you have a little breeding box that they go in before laying their eggs?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I think I need to quit fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree? "

I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Probably be more interested if it was Labradoodles… or Cocker Spaniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably be more interested if it was Labradoodles… or Cocker Spaniels"

Ohhhh puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You breed lesbians?

Are they registered and up to date with vaxcinations...

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Probably be more interested if it was Labradoodles… or Cocker Spaniels"

Or lesbodoodles…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just put up stupid posts I bet he wishes he hadn't now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?

I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Imagine ten years down the line you get a letter through the post from the CSA wanting ten years back money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

Sperm donor for a lesbian couple?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I have done this what's your thoughts

Sperm donor for a lesbian couple?"
good storyline for a soap opera oh wait that’s been done before

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one "

Never too early I’ll join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surprised 1). they let you and 2). you had the energy...!

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

"I have done this what's your thoughts

Sperm donor for a lesbian couple?"

With a syringe and not his cock?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where do you keep them? Barn or free-range?

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

How do you know they’re going to turn out to be lesbians??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"How do you know they’re going to turn out to be lesbians??"
play k.d.lang songs and put up Ellen DeGeneres posters

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Are they free-range?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Breeding lesbians? No wonder it's a sexless marriage..they don't fancy men

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Give the OP a break.

He's quite obviously run out of wanking material and desperately searching for some new content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife bred Ragdolls.

*from the department of useless information

Winston

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree? "

Nah! Mongrels the lot of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Are they free-range?"
skipping through the fields in their dungarees and Butch haircuts

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Not something to brag about in my view

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I used to be a lesbian rustler

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By *ysteriousStrangerMan
over a year ago

I roam around...

Jeremy Kyle wants to chat with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, we’ve been through this before.

They’re BISEXUAL, not lesbians ..

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"How do you know they’re going to turn out to be lesbians??"
crew cut and DocMartyns usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Saturday morning and Glow Up Doll had reached the lowest point of the internet.

No wait there’s more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know Colin?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

Did they become lesbians after the sex with you ? Im not a lesbian, but can actually empathise

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Probably be more interested if it was Labradoodles… or Cocker Spaniels

Or lesbodoodles…"

Chocolate lesbidoodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one

Never too early I’ll join you

Quite right let me pour you a glass

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I have done this what's your thoughts "
How much did you get for them? ..did they have all their jabs? Were they chipped?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I made a man breed after I put my strap-on up his arse.

Oops sorry, I meant bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not turn a funny diverted thread in to mocking stereotypes of lesbians

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't feed them after midnight or get them wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't feed them after midnight or get them wet!"

How do you get a lesbian wet?

*asking for a friend

(Lady Astor)

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There needs to be a david attenborough documentary before it will be taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't feed them after midnight or get them wet!

How do you get a lesbian wet?

*asking for a friend

(Lady Astor)

Winston"

A strap on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woukd any lady like to tell me what to do on Snapchat xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Do you plant them in grow-bags, like tomatoes?

How do you know when they're ripe?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Woukd any lady like to tell me what to do on Snapchat xx"

I will tell you, you can send pictures to all your friends of you in bunny ears

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Surely the would be Cocker Nothankyous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you plant them in grow-bags, like tomatoes?

How do you know when they're ripe?"

Scratch and sniff test duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the current tragedy this thread makes me laugh

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Do you use a baster?

My autocorrect changed baster to blaster much to my amusement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you use a baster?

My autocorrect changed baster to blaster much to my amusement! "

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Is there like… a Lesbian Stud they breed at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Saturday morning and Glow Up Doll had reached the lowest point of the internet.

No wait there’s more! "

never seizes to amaze...!

gotta luv the peeps on Fabs. since it’s what makes it special (even though some of us are batshit crazy)...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Did you use a turkey baster or just wank and hope to shoot into the hole?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Lesbians want to get pregnant who would have thought

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where do you get your feed? I eat what they eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IVF is the price of mid range kitchen, bathroom and a city break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you get your feed? I eat what they eat

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So that's how new lesbians are made!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Do you breed both of them, or is there a testing procedure to check the ripeness?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That's so interesting.

I once bred a 6ft 5inch fuck off hairy bear of a gay bloke ..... he loved it so much he brought his fuck off big bear mates round for a go and they all went straight.

Amazing times.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Is that a new band?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"So that's how new lesbians are made! "

Didnt fuck them straight then?

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By *andamoCouple
over a year ago

thornton heath

Tonight 8pm main stage 'breeding lesbians' with support from some other quickly thought up band name. Doors open 7pm. Concessions available.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Tonight 8pm main stage 'breeding lesbians' with support from some other quickly thought up band name. Doors open 7pm. Concessions available."

Have you heard their new album? "too full to fuck"

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Wouldn't they be bi if he bred them?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Wouldn't they be bi if he bred them?"

Not necessarily. A woman could be only sexualy attracted to other women, but have sex with a guy with whom she has no attraction for the purposes of getting pregnant.

Yes they could do the pot and syringe thing instead, however some may think the chances are better doing it the natural way, or just not want to mess about with a turkey baster.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

That's very kind of you. I hope they make wonderful parents.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Tonight 8pm main stage 'breeding lesbians' with support from some other quickly thought up band name. Doors open 7pm. Concessions available."

I believe the support are going to be either Old-School Erotica or Too Much Porn.

Either way, should be a great show.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Granny crumpet is our saviour, I hope she can recruit some helpers, there are a lot who need the service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would've cost you nothing to type this OP. Absolutely nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I only just started internetting for today.

I think I’m done now

Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one "

Fab Forums is like the Twilight Zone. Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree? "

I wonder what is the OP's pedigree?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I think I need to quit fab

Lol! Sorry mate.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?

I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"

Today my dad was rattling avocados to see if they are ready....maybe you have to give them a shake to find out.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet? "

I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick".

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"You breed lesbians?

Are they registered and up to date with vaxcinations..."

What about OP's vaccinations?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Some people just put up stupid posts I bet he wishes he hadn't now."

I bet you he is very serious. Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Imagine ten years down the line you get a letter through the post from the CSA wanting ten years back money

The entertainment for us on Fab.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one

Never too early I’ll join you

I'm on holiday in the tropics never too early for alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need to quit fab

Dont you dare !!!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"surprised 1). they let you and 2). you had the energy...!

Redbull and viagra and a test tube and a Playboy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet?

I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick"."

I think I’ll be leaving a deposit on a bitch as well

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Where do you keep them? Barn or free-range?

The roast of Fab men to Fab men.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Breeding lesbians? No wonder it's a sexless marriage..they don't fancy men

Witch's cackle.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Give the OP a break.

He's quite obviously run out of wanking material and desperately searching for some new content"

New content? is he a social media star of some kind....what if he's Sydney uni in diguise? Lol!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet?

I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick".

I think I’ll be leaving a deposit on a bitch as well

Is it a big deposit?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Look, we’ve been through this before.

They’re BISEXUAL, not lesbians ..

My sides are splitting with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did hear there was a breeding pare over in new york zoo

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"It’s Saturday morning and Glow Up Doll had reached the lowest point of the internet.

No wait there’s more! "

There's always more.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have done this what's your thoughts "
something I’d like to watch on porn…so….be back later.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"Makes it sound like they are animals

Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?

I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You're not Bernard Matthews are you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I order one for Christmas?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I order one for Christmas?

"
self basting of course

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So that's how new lesbians are made! "

I think nowadays, they can be synthesised in a lab

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Can I order one for Christmas?

"
a lesbian is for life not just for Xmas

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

If you say it 3 times into a mirror you turn.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I order one for Christmas?

a lesbian is for life not just for Xmas "
will it last till new year then?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Wouldn't they be bi if he bred them?"

TBF, i once spent the night with a woman from swingworld who was married to another woman and classed herself as gay...just occasionally 'she fancied a bit of cock' as she put it- and with us being good friends, i was happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topics of conversation on this site just get worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to order 2

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I’d like to order 2

There's a queue, you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't feed them after midnight or get them wet!

How do you get a lesbian wet?

*asking for a friend

(Lady Astor)

Winston

A strap on."

Show them a video of Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie and Kylie Minogue in the shower together - works for me and I'm male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you can as i think they are really hard to breed . I only breed BI sexuals but you have to sex them really quickly after hatching and separate as the randy little fuckers just start banging away at each other and end up in tangled heaps and with the hosepipe ban its really tricky getting them apart

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hope they give you some nice hay and comb your coat for the impressive stud work.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your wife must be proud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda depends on the conditions your breeding them in.

Those industrial lesbian farms are sad... they are all jammed into cages...

Free range lesbians I'm all for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever you do don't go breeding Trans as the are really hard to sex and separate and you always end up with high maintenance costs as they need to many grooming products to keep them happy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to order 2

There's a queue, you know...

I’ll come back when there’s a new litter. I want the first pick.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I’d like to order 2

There's a queue, you know...

I’ll come back when there’s a new litter. I want the first pick. "

The cheeky one with the floppy ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are friends with a lesbian couple and they want children it's probably more like supplying a sample

Having said that I need my children under my roof id not be happy if they weren't

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They can try to breed me as much as they want..I'm firing blanks

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By *hestercplCouple
over a year ago

chester

We will take a pair if you’ve any left are they house trained?

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hope you have a license for that heard the authorities don't look fondly on farming.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have done this what's your thoughts

Sperm donor for a lesbian couple?"
Yes exactly maybe they are using him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Breeding lesbians? I know a guy who breeds budgies, does that count?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart….

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Quite difficult in captivity. Not many breeding pairs left in the wild though.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian."

Good satire

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian."

You'd be surprised what they might do to have a child and save money on ivf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian."

Lesbians use dildos too - Fab straight?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My thoughts are that I’ll probably do this weeks big shop tomorrow and I hope that they do another series of Line of Duty.

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By *elboy1978Man
37 weeks ago

Jarrow

I would breed with a lesbian fill her up with cum

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

Are you a licenced breeder?

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Breeding lesbians? I know a guy who breeds budgies, does that count?"
South American or Lithuanian?

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Breeding lesbians? I know a guy who breeds budgies, does that count?South American or Lithuanian?

Norwegian Blue.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
37 weeks ago

southampton

"You breed lesbians?

Are they registered and up to date with vaxcinations..."

Do you have one with floppy ears & patches on its midriff?

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By *umagain58Man
37 weeks ago

London

I was asked once but did not as did not seem right. Was asked by both and not sure the other one knew

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By *host63Man
37 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

That you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of child maintenance on a child yiu did not want will never see and who's doesn't care about you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's a scandal, these unlicensed lesbian mills! They're often kept in cramped and unsanitary conditions; poorly fed, and just expected to pop out litters of little lesbians, one after the other.

And as for getting a lesbian from one of them... just remember, a lesbian is for life, not just for Pride Month.

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

"I have done this what's your thoughts

That you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of child maintenance on a child yiu did not want will never see and who's doesn't care about you

Still a bareback quicky with a couple of lesbians was worth it.

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By *uri00620Woman
37 weeks ago

Croydon

"If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian."

Not true. Married lesbian friends of mine slept with a mutual male friend to have a baby. It happens. The cost and time taken to do it another way factored here.

They are both very much gay, actually so is the guy involved.

Anyway, these things do happen. Generally not a fab forum post though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

When the litter is born can you put my name down on one please

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
37 weeks ago

Mid Glamorgan

"I have done this what's your thoughts "
I kinda get it if there desperate for a baby but there are other ways to.. to achieve this each to there own I say

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 03/06/24 16:45:56]

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

"[Removed by poster at 03/06/24 16:45:56]"

Oh glanny

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I have done this what's your thoughts "

Is that a labrador pomeranian cross?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"[Removed by poster at 03/06/24 16:45:56]

Oh glanny"

I tlied to lemove it cos I missed one out ....... not cos of what you tinking.........

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By *ools and the brainCouple
37 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

"[Removed by poster at 03/06/24 16:45:56]

Oh glanny

I tlied to lemove it cos I missed one out ....... not cos of what you tinking........."

They are rubbery.. Although I guess breeding is without rubber. You've confused me now

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By *naswingdressWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

fuck that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

It's called duty

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By *ools and the brainCouple
37 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

It's called duty"

I jest I love my good lady jools and still fancy the pants off her, hopefully the feeling is mutual.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

It's called duty

I jest I love my good lady jools and still fancy the pants off her, hopefully the feeling is mutual."

It's called delusion

or backtraking

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot

It's called being married

It's called duty"

Is this another brexit thread?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

How did this get restarted?!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

"How did this get restarted?!

I’ve discovered the culprit.

I suspect he’s been bombarding all the threads about bareback sex.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

and bareback sex - think i need another holiday

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

and bareback sex - think i need another holiday "

Take plenty of jonnies with ya.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

and bareback sex - think i need another holiday

Take plenty of jonnies with ya."

oh i met him in chat yesterday - his was mysize 64 apparently - and he had 10

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Who on earth searched back that fa…oh

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By *illan-KillashMan
37 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I would breed with a lesbian fill her up with cum"

I bet I can guess what you were searching the forums for.....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

Is this the winner?

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By *afkaMan
37 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"How did this get restarted?!

Glad it did, funniest thread I've seen in ages

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