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By *ro pussy licker OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax

So when I was a teenager I used to have dirty messages with this girl and sometimes phone sex anyway been a naughty boy I got my phone taken off me by my parents and they saw all these dirty messages and the girl used a hairbrush the masturbate with and had said that on the messages so my mum and dad are asking me all these embarrassing questions and what not as soon as my mum leaves the room my dad says I hope she was using the hairbrush handle and not the other side we both burst out laughing and my mum runs back in saying what are you two dick heads laughing at......nothing

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My aunt found some flavoured condoms in my cousins bedroom, chocolate flavour, strawberry flavour etc, and the first thing that she said to him was, "What's the point in that, a woman's got no sense of taste down there. He just shook his head, and when he told us boy's the story we all creased in the knowledge that despite having had seven kids, my uncle had obviously never had a bj, from our aunt anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cousin of my friend’s brother , Ricky Machado found his dad Keith had an affair with a woman named Karen since high school. Ricky told us that once a bunch of guys from school got called 20 years after high school or was left a voicemail by an unknown number saying that they were outside their houses (giving specific details about their homes) and was going to piss in their assholes one day or another.

Most of them freaked out and called the police.

Ricky wasn’t really liked back then and was alone alone, even up to this day, but he wanted be part of this group of ppl and said he got a call too....

Some of the ppl had to go to therapy over the calls and piss enema threats.

The troubled individual sent a message to Ricky saying he knew He didn’t get the call because he wasn't on their "cleaning colons with piss list".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so on meeting a lovely lady she said .....you smell nice ...what have you got on .......I replied ....ive got a hard on but i didnt think you could smell it !!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when I was a teenager I used to have dirty messages with this girl and sometimes phone sex anyway been a naughty boy I got my phone taken off me by my parents and they saw all these dirty messages and the girl used a hairbrush the masturbate with and had said that on the messages so my mum and dad are asking me all these embarrassing questions and what not as soon as my mum leaves the room my dad says I hope she was using the hairbrush handle and not the other side we both burst out laughing and my mum runs back in saying what are you two dick heads laughing at......nothing "

Haha.

, my eldest has that type of sense of timing .

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to rent a room from a divorced guy with a daughter at university. One weekend I was going to be away and the daughter was coming to stay. We arranged that the daughter would use the room I rented.

When I got back I found a squeezy tube of "Strawberry Juicy Lube" under the bed. Normally I would return things that don't belong to me but I decided the bin was a better option in that particular case.

Luke

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