FabSwingers.com forum: Question for us larger ladies

By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's a bit like Paint By Numbers. You feel your way

I have taken chunks out when trimming before now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "

I get waxed

It's so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would not class you as large

You've a lovely figure

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

What you ladies need, is a man to do it for you....and to kiss it better if there are any mishaps....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Get the other half to do it then you return the favour using an open razor for his .

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

Mines more of a picasso effect. I don't need to bother with it so much now and just vaguely trim it occasionally to my own taste.

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sitting with bowl of water. Shave gel and in front of a mirror

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By *ugarandTexCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Generally it’s a bit like Russian roulette. Squat and hope for the best. Also a razor that has one of those strips built in tend to work for me. It’s the itch after a few days I’d love to ditch

but agree with other comment. You have a stunning figure.

S x

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What you ladies need, is a man to do it for you....and to kiss it better if there are any mishaps...."

I gave in and that's just what I had to do much to his delight no mishaps but he did go over it very carefully with his tongue to make sure there were no stray hairs lol

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Would not class you as large

You've a lovely figure "

Thank you I'm a plus size so i see myself as a larger woman with middle age spread settling in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slap on the hair removal cream then sit perched on a towel on my bed for 10mins... Makes my vagina smell like I've dipped it in turps for an hour after I've washed it off. But I can't be chewed with the shaving.

Top tip take a fanny selfie on your phone to check for strays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save the bush, ditch the razor you know it makes sense (to me anyway)

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hair removal cream and then mirror to check for stray hairs which I use electric razor on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save the bush, ditch the razor you know it makes sense (to me anyway)"

Not when it starts encroaching to your knees...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Waxing is the only way, I'm afraid.

It helps that I'm not particularly hairy, though.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

I must admit they’re a mighty fine pair. The both of you that is

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol "

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

The guy that comes round to do my hair also waxes mine for me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet. "

What about your coconut though?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.

What about your coconut though?

That's why I have it waxed

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.

What about your coconut though?

That's why I have it waxed

So if you didn’t wax it you slash your breasticles trying to shave your lady garden?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol "

I hear ya!

The worse part is tryi g to hold your 'gunt' up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol "

Behave, you’ve not got a belly. I’m not having it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser hair removal is expensive but so so worth it, if your preference is to remove hair.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.

What about your coconut though?

That's why I have it waxed

So if you didn’t wax it you slash your breasticles trying to shave your lady garden? "

Actually Rex, I need to cut back this winter. So to save on costs, will you lather me up and sculpt that bad boy for me?

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Grow it out, find a busty salon where the staff make you feel comfortable and go have a wax. First and second time is soooo painful but it get better and less painful. Plus the results are fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use an eyebrow razor which is basically like a safer straight razor. Sit on my bed on a towel with a mirror perched between my legs. The eyebrow razor only takes it down to stubble though so I quickly go back over everything when in the shower with a real razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow it out, find a busty salon where the staff make you feel comfortable and go have a wax. First and second time is soooo painful but it get better and less painful. Plus the results are fantastic "

I think I'm broken cause I've been getting waxed for 2 years and it can still be really pain full

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Mr does it and it's basically as good as Foreplay to me.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Avoid the razor, if it's a danger. I like torture so I epilate. But I still have the razor and hair removal cream as backups and tidy-ups. If my boobs got in the way I would shove them in a sports bra. some how they don't so I'm good.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I use the Gillette pubic hair razor for shaving underneath and pluck into shape my short neat triangle

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Practice makes prefect

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Agree completely. Waxing all the way. The hair grows back much slower and softer too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my first wax earlier this year and would never go back to a razor

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

"The guy that comes round to do my hair also waxes mine for me"

All part of the service!

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

I have a Hollywood wax 4 weekly , it’s much easier. Have had it done for years.

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The guy that comes round to do my hair also waxes mine for me

All part of the service!"
wax on wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

Bingo....you got it right lol

But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?

Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet. "

Mines are HH and manage to shave bit of a wrestle with belly and boobs. I shave in the bath then shower. When i am moisturising any stray hairs are removed then.

Tried Hair Removal Cream once sat in a bath of freezing cold water for an hour afterwards never again!!

Would love to find a willing friend to assist with the task though x

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I use the Gillette pubic hair razor for shaving underneath and pluck into shape my short neat triangle"

I brought the Gillette Pubic razor on holiday with me to try. So far so good. Don't want to be sitting on the bed epilating for my mom to walk in. Lol! No electric sockets in the backroom, unfortunately.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Tried Hair Removal Cream once sat in a bath of freezing cold water for an hour afterwards never again!!

I had a colleague come in wriggling around in the night shift on the switchboard and I asked her what was up? She said she forgot the hair removal cream on too long on her fanny.

I asked her how?! She was gossiping on the phone and forgot. Lol! I can't multi-task my genitals and everyday stuff. lol! I prefer to focus on the delicate bits first and then do other things. Lol!

I stay in the bathroom with the timer and I don't talk on the phone in the bathroom.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?

I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo

I'm a 38DD....they don't get in the way...not for me anyway...Can still see my fanny standing up and looking down but in a mirror is easier even when I was thinner. Always do the outer lips and inner thighs by touch anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it blindly, on my back, in the bath, legs akimbo, left leg resting on side of the bath, lather up, razor width shave down the left side of the V at the crease where my thigh joins. Repeat process on the right side of the V. Lift belly, shave across bikini line so final result is a V/triangle shape. Some of us women have a hairy arse, I know shock horror. So I shave that off completely. And I’ll use a bikini trimmer to keep it short. This is when I can’t be bothered to fully shave it all off. If I was fully shaving it off I’d also do it blindly and just feel my way until all the hair is gone. I don’t bother to look in a mirror afterwards, I just hope for the best

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Omg yes!! Jesus I thought it was me... having to feel around to see if any stray.. thank god I'm not the only one.

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I absolutely LOVE bigger women they are stunning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the other half to do it then you return the favour using an open razor for his .

F**k that x no x I do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg yes!! Jesus I thought it was me... having to feel around to see if any stray.. thank god I'm not the only one.

You’re definitely not the only one, it’s all done by feel for me and even when I think I’ve done a good job I’m always worried about missing some and not realising

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