FabSwingers.com forum: How will you be disposed of?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well seeing as we are talking a lot about death and funerals this week, what’s one more morbid post?

Do you want a funeral? Have you got it already paid for? Are you just having a cremation and no service, least fuss possible? Are you donating your body to science?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As quickly and as cheaply as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, but don’t really want any fuss. Get it done, and get it done quick. Then carry on as normal

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Thrown over a bridge wrapped in a rug and weighted with rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap taxidermy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be buried in our family burial plot.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll be dead so I really don't care ...

Just pop my ashes with my beloved Pooch and I'll be fine with that

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

A green burial please, I’d like a tree growing through my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crap taxidermy for me

Oooo are you requesting a specific pose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares... You'll be gone anyway

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Used as a scary prop at halloween parties, with people thinking it's just a life size dummy with triple life size boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Thrown over a bridge wrapped in a rug and weighted with rocks"

Were you told that you'd be killed by a fortune teller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking funeral out at sea

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I kept my pooch's ashes after her cremation, with the intention of spreading them at our favourite spot on skye but, the weather was shite when I went to spread them and it didn't feel right so, I kept them. Brought them home.

I'm glad I did, I've decided her ashes and, any others that I've sadly built up before it's my time (can't imagine a home without a hound) will be spread alongside mine at the same spot.

I'm not religious by any means or believe in an afterlife but, on the off chance I'm wrong (it happens, rarely) I'm spending eternity with all my hounds, bouncing around the quairraing.

I like dogs more than I like people, what can I say haha

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

Not sure if I'd agree with "duty" but it's an admirable thing to do. Sorry to hear you're in ill health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremation. Dont want to be left forgotten in a graveyard. Ashes scattered in Connemeara, in Dublin Bay and off Lands End in Cornwall.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Stuff my ashes in a firework and send me to the the stars.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd like a sky burial, but it's not allowed so cremation for me. I would like a service with readings, music and people talking about me, passing (suitable) photos round and having a drink or two and some nice food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

sorry to hear this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a documentary about Tibet. Not sure it is a Buddhist sect or another religion. There the bodies are left on q Hill top for wildlife to scavenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kept my pooch's ashes after her cremation, with the intention of spreading them at our favourite spot on skye but, the weather was shite when I went to spread them and it didn't feel right so, I kept them. Brought them home.

I'm glad I did, I've decided her ashes and, any others that I've sadly built up before it's my time (can't imagine a home without a hound) will be spread alongside mine at the same spot.

I'm not religious by any means or believe in an afterlife but, on the off chance I'm wrong (it happens, rarely) I'm spending eternity with all my hounds, bouncing around the quairraing.

I like dogs more than I like people, what can I say haha "

Agreed hopefully I'd get to see my Alfie again.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Watched a documentary about Tibet. Not sure it is a Buddhist sect or another religion. There the bodies are left on q Hill top for wildlife to scavenge."

I live on the coast, on second thoughts they can just chuck me on the roof for the f*ckin seagulls

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Watched a documentary about Tibet. Not sure it is a Buddhist sect or another religion. There the bodies are left on q Hill top for wildlife to scavenge."

that's a sky burial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

In my Will I have asked for whoever organises my funeral to hire guys in black suits to stand 100 yards away and to make everyone question if I was leading a double life

Marc

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Crap taxidermy for me

Oooo are you requesting a specific pose?"

Stuffed and mounted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crap taxidermy for me

Oooo are you requesting a specific pose?"

I'm thinking Bruce Forsyth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice swim and let a wave take me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated."

So you're hoping to terrify the masses with bloody body parts being found all over the theme park.... nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm paying for a basic cremation. If anyone wants more than that, they can pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burial for me. I don't see the point of cremation. You've spent good money on a coffin so just put me in the ground, preferably a sandy beach somewhere hot x

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll be dead. Couldn't give a toss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxidermy - my dog wants to remember me.

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By *bsolutley FabMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Cremation for me, put my ashes in a egg timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watched a documentary about Tibet. Not sure it is a Buddhist sect or another religion. There the bodies are left on q Hill top for wildlife to scavenge.

that's a sky burial

Is it included in the Sky subscription

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In all honesty I don’t care, I’ll only have a funeral because it illegal to put me in the black bin.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated.

So you're hoping to terrify the masses with bloody body parts being found all over the theme park.... nice"

Well when you word it like that...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I want a green burial with a tree on top.

We're scattering my grandmothers ashes next weekend in the river near where she grew up. After my grandad died his ashes went into the River Tyne as he was from Newcastle. Hers will go in her local river and they will meet and be together forever in the sea. That was their wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated.

So you're hoping to terrify the masses with bloody body parts being found all over the theme park.... nice

Well when you word it like that...

There are some rides it'd do well at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me to the pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffed into a bin bag, dumped in a shopping trolley and tipped into the canal.

Either that or a state funeral.

I’m not fussy.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"A green burial please, I’d like a tree growing through my head"

This is what I'm thinking too. Definitely don't want to be cremated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organ donation, then probably cremate what's left over.

If my organs are still working someone may as well use them though with the stipulation that it doesn't go to someone who abused theirs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I shall lie in State in an old building of some sort. Max Q length of ooooooooo, at least 15 miles. Then I shall be fired in a rocket into space and left to float away into the void

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Stuffed and mounted... preferably with a look of disgust

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Viking funeral out at sea "

Something similar... Become fish food.

I would max out the credit cards on super luxury cruise. Caribbean, warm waters. Get d*unk and high and chuck myself off the deck...

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Bio degradable box and cremation that's it. No mourners music or soiree after.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Cryo

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

We have just watched the first episode of The House of Dragons and I told him that if I couldn't be set alight by a dragon at my funeral I wasn't having one... Don't really want one anyway, I will be dead, why would I care how I am disposed of? Just bugger off down the pub while they burn me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m being burnt and put into a plant which will then be grown and have cuttings taken from so more of me can grow

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Cremated..Ashes into Guy Fawkes rocket...Taken to the seaside..BBQ all day for everyone.. then when dark they light the huge rocket I'm in ..set me into the night sky over the sea..big bang and lots of colour....hope it's not for a while yet ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

That's amazing and very selfless xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m donating my holes to anyone that will take them

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wanted to donate my body to medical science, but having looked into it it's not as easy as you may think. They don't take just anyone and it's only in certain locations.

So quite truthfully I don't know or care what's gonna happen to my carcass. All I care is that those left remembering me have a fancy dress party and a laugh whilst the dj plays songs that make people think "oh she fucking didn't choose this! What a cunt"

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Cremated.

I don't want to be buried, in a pet cemetery.

\m/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be cremated and turned into a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally don't care

What's the point? Won't be knockin around to see it.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Organ donation, burn the rest,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

Hiya Princess,

I'm with you all the way on this one. I have Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis which is a terminal disease with no cure. They cant say how long, could be 6 months, a year, a year and 6 months they don't know. But, I was speaking to the hospice nurse about them having any 'bits' they want for research as like you I believe if I can help any other poor bugger either extend their lives or maybe one day stop the advancment of the disease or even cure it. Then it is a duty to help them in any way possible to do so. Good luck and hope you keep that checkout at bay for as long as you feel you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to donate my body to medical science, but having looked into it it's not as easy as you may think. They don't take just anyone and it's only in certain locations.

My exe's mam has donated her body to science. She had to fill in some lengthy forms, and I gave my signature as a not family second part. Presumably she'll end up on a body farm stuffed in a wheelie bin, or as a cadaver for med students. But she seems happy with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be burnt... I have an absolute terror of being buried, or dying due to drowning

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ve given this a lot of thought having had to arrange a couple and also taken part in some great ones.

I think whatever you want it’s important to leave clear instructions and finance so that those left behind grieving don’t have ti make tough and costly decisions.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I'm going to be buried with my late wife seeing as I paid for the plot anyway, and there's no extra charge for how many you put in it, so I'll get the most value for my money. Also having decided that my next wedding day is going to be the day that seagulls shit upside down, there's not going to be a grieving widow deciding my fate after I've enjoyed this game of life.

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

Morbid bu thought provoking thread some sad stories too x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If money was no object.

Frozen in a cryotube.

Launched into deep space in the hope an advanced race will find me in many many years and bring me back give me a young body with amazing power's and stuff,plus super intelligence.

Knowing my luck I'll be brought back by a race of perverts who just want to use me as a sex s lave.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Aqumation (Alkaline Hydrolysis) is something I’m looking to consider- its very new but will certainly grow over the coming years

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Aqumation (Alkaline Hydrolysis) is something I’m looking to consider- its very new but will certainly grow over the coming years "

Is that where they hang you in a bag until you are liquid ?

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

"I have had to think about this a lot over recent months.

I've stage 4 cancer, breast with liver metastases but im ok and have no plans on checking out for a good while yet.

I'm looking at donating to science as my cancer is unusual in its return.

If my legacy is that something is found that will eventually lead to another woman spending a few more weeks with her children, I feel it is my duty to go down this route.

I'm sorry to hear that & hope that you're doing ok.

The rules for bequeathing your body were always quite strict & unfortunately people with cancer were unable to do so I'm not too sure if that is still the case now or if it has changed.

All the best

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Aqumation (Alkaline Hydrolysis) is something I’m looking to consider- its very new but will certainly grow over the coming years

Is that where they hang you in a bag until you are liquid ?"

Well sort of it’s a high pressure water chamber with the water at around 150c but yes nothing is left apart from the dissolved remains which like ashes can of course be kept, in many creative ways- I think a Vodka bottle would be fun

anyway enough of that I love your pictures

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"As quickly and as cheaply as possible."

Put me out for recycling on the Tuesday night with the rest of it

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Always for science purposes

Once they are finished, then a cremation

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

I’m not fussed which really I have no preference but I’m slowly making a plan I guess if pushed then cremated so I can be scattered over places I liked to go and I’m going to plan a will and have money put aside secretly so my loved ones don’t have to pay for me

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

crewe Wed/Thurs

"I want a green burial with a tree on top. "

This. Stick me in the ground in a biodegradable box holding an acorn.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I want a natural burial amongst beautiful woodland.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Standard state funeral will do just fine

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

It'll be a humanist funeral for me

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Whip out any bits that other humans might find useful, then toss my leftovers in a ditch for the animals to enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No standard funeral for me. I really don't want my kids to have to sit in a cold crematorium looking at a box.

I want to be taken alone to be disposed of and the boys mark it how they wish too.

My eldest wants to make my ashes into a firework and have a celebration of life, that will be my funeral

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I’ve been helping to organise a family funeral this week. Even organising the order of service has taken a lot more thought than you realise and choosing the photos to go in it.

I’ve told my kids to do whatever they prefer when it comes to mine, as I won’t be here to be worried about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catapult aimed at a hot air balloonist.

Go as one has lived.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Take me to Longleat and feed me to the lions.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Unattended cremation. Pre paid. Written into my will.

More money for the Grandkids.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Cardboard coffin please, no service and just get it over and done with. Cremation. No flowers or cards wanted. Cheap as possible

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m going to be carried away with a fanfare of angels, possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spoken to the kids about it told them don't spend much either burn me or bury me on my land and yes it's aloud but knowing eldest he will sell everything up and put me in a paupers grave.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

As long as the ashes of all my pooches are in my coffin with me I don't really care...use any bits that may be of help to someone else, do whatever is easiest and cheapest with the rest of me. No fuss needed, just have a drink and remember why we were friends (and probably at least one ridiculous thing I did that made us laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care il not be around il be finally onto my next life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unattended cremation. Pre paid. Written into my will.

More money for the Grandkids.

That's actually really sweet

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Creating as little impact to the environment as humanly possible. The kids can do what they want, don't want them to feel obligated to do anything just because I've popped my clogs.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I am currently indisposed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've told my family to do what they want. I don't particularly care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an asbestos coffin ready for cremation, the jokes on me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

White wicker coffin covered with a few sunflowers. Cremated with only close family in attendance.

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