FabSwingers.com forum: Who fancies a bit of sex

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

up the bum?

Love and Peace

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Thankyou but no Thankyou.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Thankyou but no Thankyou. "

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on but only if you do a piss enema first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Not up the bum!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first "

Is that like squirting?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No! Not up the bum!

Errr you said yes last time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Which bit?

Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No! Not up the bum!

Errr you said yes last time

I said I’d lick your brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first

Is that like squirting?

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose bum?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Which bit?

Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please.

I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ah you lost me at up the bum.

Gagging for up the vag

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No! Not up the bum!

Errr you said yes last time

I said I’d lick your brownie

A little wank as well?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

OK if you must ..but I'm not sticking my winky up your bum every time you ask

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first

Is that like squirting?

Obviously "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Whose bum?"

Yours

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube

I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ah you lost me at up the bum.

Gagging for up the vag "

Vag is tomorrow, I want arse tonight

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OK if you must ..but I'm not sticking my winky up your bum every time you ask

Just put your balls in then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well no one else is offering Rex so

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more this week and I won’t sit down

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Any more this week and I won’t sit down "

Another one won’t hurt then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any more this week and I won’t sit down

Another one won’t hurt then

Might chafe though.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Can i have a lot of sex not up the bum please.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube

I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry

Promises promises

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

not going down well,,

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nope... I'd love a good thunderblast up me foof though rex lovely, don't forget the lube though as it's like munching on a Jacobs cream cracker up there dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Which bit?

Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please.

I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up

I'll put 50p in the meter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that bit, no..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any more this week and I won’t sit down

Another one won’t hurt then

Might chafe though. "

a good dollop of lube will keep you safe sis.

and reduce risk of having you walking like John Wayne

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Any more this week and I won’t sit down

Another one won’t hurt then

Might chafe though. "

Just how I like it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can i have a lot of sex not up the bum please. "

No, it’s up the arse or nothing at all

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube

I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry

Promises promises"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"not going down well,,"

You’ve no idea have you mate

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope... I'd love a good thunderblast up me foof though rex lovely, don't forget the lube though as it's like munching on a Jacobs cream cracker up there dear"

I’ll bring me dips for the crackers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like some vag sex ...am I wierd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just discovered I’ve got the runs, fancy a bit now?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Which bit?

Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please.

I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up

I'll put 50p in the meter."

Stop talking dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"up the bum?

Love and Peace

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hope you asked first or got a good barrister

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just discovered I’ve got the runs, fancy a bit now?"
save on lube?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not that bit, no.."

You wouldn’t know I’ve been

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just discovered I’ve got the runs, fancy a bit now?"

Definitely

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"up the bum?

Love and Peace

hope you asked first or got a good barrister

I’ve brought my smelly hanky with me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

Guns ?? I'm not that kinky

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

Guns ?? I'm not that kinky

I won’t be kissing yours

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

Guns ?? I'm not that kinky

I won’t be kissing yours

Not even my rusty bullet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

Guns ?? I'm not that kinky

I won’t be kissing yours

Not even my rusty bullet

I’ll kiss it with my japs eye

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well no one else is offering Rex so

Just don’t make eye contact with me

You'll be looking the other way don’t panic

I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror

Guns ?? I'm not that kinky

I won’t be kissing yours

Not even my rusty bullet

I’ll kiss it with my japs eye

I best douche then

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