FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s secret service F&B edition

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind !

And if you feel like it you could also send a pic of your updo to the op if possible. It ain’t much but it is honest work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but sorry I don’t wear updo’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Ricky Machado that he doesn't patch things up with Brigitte soon, then I'm stepping in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell Ricky Machado that he doesn't patch things up with Brigitte soon, then I'm stepping in."

I think they need you to step in ! Keith is on the edge about it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Ricky Machado that he doesn't patch things up with Brigitte soon, then I'm stepping in.

I think they need you to step in ! Keith is on the edge about it ! "

Oh he's back on the scene, is he? Typical fucking Keith. No respect.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

G'wan then Mr . Watermelon

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m in! You’ve seen the updo so I won’t bore you with that

no adding anything

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Popping in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Duchessb I know I keep asking dumb questions that can be answered by reading your profile but I would love you to blow my penis the same way your picture blow my mind !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Babs that no one eats a boiled egg sexier than her. The way she takes those soldiers in her mouth - sublime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchessb I know I keep asking dumb questions that can be answered by reading your profile but I would love you to blow my penis the same way your picture blow my mind ! "

I’m guessing….fake lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cook my sock Let me smell your rectum to affect my rectum

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'll be in F&B ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Kinky Inked Bi that it can't be a coincidence her name rhymes with Stinky Stinked Pie

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell _emorefrida that her foof has got me dancing in next to nothing.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can you tell F&B he needs to move his leg it's obscuring the view

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Long-leggedblond that I’d love to put her left long leg into my 6 meters colon

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Can you tell Kinky Inked Bi that it can't be a coincidence her name rhymes with Stinky Stinked Pie"

I’ve been found out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you ask Kinky Inked Bi ..

I've only met you the one time but your anus is a magnificent specimen that needs a really firm grip

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Oh am definitely in

hoping people may msg and tell me something or post and can enjoy secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

GrumpyMcFuckNugget Your only friend videos are the best I have never seen in my entire life and I am 67 !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Babs…that I’d love to slap her big baps with my uncut penis then put my foreskin around her nipple and strongly pull to hear that magical sound

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Can you tell Long-leggedblond that I’d love to put her left long leg into my 6 meters colon"

It doesn't bend that much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell _emorefrida that she is one of my fantasy! Well the female part of that couple. But if I have to swallow the load of her man to be able to dip my penis in her vagina, I’ll do it !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"GrumpyMcFuckNugget Your only friend videos are the best I have never seen in my entire life and I am 67 ! "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can you tell _emorefrida that her foof has got me dancing in next to nothing.

Video proof else it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sparrow77 I’d love to hear you sing and play your guitar for me while I suckle on your lovely man’s nipples

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Manchester, but Usually Dundee and around

I'm in.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x "

F&B, I want to form a human centipede with you, Jean Du Jardin, David Ginola & Chris Hemsworth.

You decide whose mouth is on who's anus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inevitable you can be deeply in , you don’t need to ask. Just take what is yours. Yours faithfully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you ask inevitable why his penis doesn't have brown wings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Kinky_Inked_Bi

That myself and a female fab friend think she puts the orgy into G-orgy-ous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x

F&B, I want to form a human centipede with you, Jean Du Jardin, David Ginola & Chris Hemsworth.

You decide whose mouth is on who's anus

Did the others mentioned agree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell F&B he needs to move his leg it's obscuring the view

I’d rather you move it from me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Go on F&B, do your worst

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh Do me! Do me!!

(In every sense of the word, OP

)

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

"Sparrow77 I’d love to hear you sing and play your guitar for me while I suckle on your lovely man’s nipples "

Ooooh that sounds fun and definitely something to try and enjoy just wish knew who was who wanted to try as my nipples are very sensitive lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x

F&B, I want to form a human centipede with you, Jean Du Jardin, David Ginola & Chris Hemsworth.

You decide whose mouth is on who's anus

Did the others mentioned agree? "

If you ask them, they will come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Rickshawed that my dick might not be up to her size standards but I am a fast cummer so it would be quick, she won’t feel anything I promise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x

F&B, I want to form a human centipede with you, Jean Du Jardin, David Ginola & Chris Hemsworth.

You decide whose mouth is on who's anus

Did the others mentioned agree?

If you ask them, they will come "

I am on the phone right now

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can you tell Rickshawed that my dick might not be up to her size standards but I am a fast cummer so it would be quick, she won’t feel anything I promise. "

Is that my husband messaging?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I’ve no idea what’s real or fake now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Dan that I moved to Berkshire to be able to stalk him at the co-op but realised they didn’t have any co-op near you x anyone wants to buy a house in Berkshire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

DreamyBoo Could you rim me please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell the lurkers that the next poster to post will suck their penises and lick their piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and am wearing an updo today...a side bun

NBVN x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"DreamyBoo Could you rim me please ? "

If you have a hairy bottom the answer would be no I'm afraid......

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Go on then

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We're in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Dan Berks

I can wait until I'm sliding up and down your Christmas Candy Cane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for NBVN ..

It's been nearly a year and I'm still waiting for the latest stairs converse pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off for a run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off for a run"

This is a fake one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you ask inevitable why his penis doesn't have brown wings?"
fairy liquid

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Oooh, can I join in pretty please?

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for NBVN ..

It's been nearly a year and I'm still waiting for the latest stairs converse pic "

Why not come and take the pictures of me rather than wait for me to take my own pics. Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm in

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your back welcome x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Manchester, but Usually Dundee and around

"Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x"

Now there's an offer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell NBVN to get her arse in gear, I'm literally wasting away waiting for our meal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell Knights of the coffee table that they are a beautiful couple and we have admired thier profile for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell BUNKIE that he is the best looking man of his generation x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Can you tell BUNKIE that he is the best looking man of his generation x"

Now i know that is def fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Tentative_steps7781

I’d love you to tempt me with that lovely rectum of yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sir olovingman Thick uncut smile and lovely dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you ask _uxom red to message me to let me know where she did her French manicure ?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wendi Liquor You must know that I didn’t read your profile but bashed my bishop on your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for The_Wite_Nite

Is it possible to break my backdoor with your beautiful penis ? Please knock at the entrance three times before penetrating it. Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell NBVN to get her arse in gear, I'm literally wasting away waiting for our meal "

let's get on and arrange it then.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nora the explorer As soon as I look at your pictures I get a lot of precum that I put in a jar, then I go at dfs and empty it on one of the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x

Now there's an offer!

It is

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora the explorer As soon as I look at your pictures I get a lot of precum that I put in a jar, then I go at dfs and empty it on one of the couch"

Sofa, so good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora the explorer As soon as I look at your pictures I get a lot of precum that I put in a jar, then I go at dfs and empty it on one of the couch

Sofa, so good.

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Manchester, but Usually Dundee and around

"Message for The_Wite_Nite

Is it possible to break my backdoor with your beautiful penis ? Please knock at the entrance three times before penetrating it. Many thanks "

So many questions...

Do you want me to knock on your front door before breaking your backdoor?

Can any Penis truly be described as beautiful?

And do you really only want me to bang three times?

I'm sure we can work something out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wendi Liquor You must know that I didn’t read your profile but bashed my bishop on your pictures "

Yeah but my queen beats your bishop

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora the explorer As soon as I look at your pictures I get a lot of precum that I put in a jar, then I go at dfs and empty it on one of the couch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wildblonde69 You don’t look 69 at all love x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Qbthewife that I would like to do her as I did Ricky Machado’s sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Qbthewife that I would like to do her as I did Ricky Machado’s sister "

Conchita?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for The_Wite_Nite

Is it possible to break my backdoor with your beautiful penis ? Please knock at the entrance three times before penetrating it. Many thanks

So many questions...

Do you want me to knock on your front door before breaking your backdoor?

Can any Penis truly be described as beautiful?

And do you really only want me to bang three times?

I'm sure we can work something out!

That person replied:

Apparently yours can be described as beautiful due to the owner.

Break all the doors for Dutch sake my anus is begging for your manly fishing rods ! Go get the corns with your urethra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell Qbthewife that I would like to do her as I did Ricky Machado’s sister

Conchita?

Not the other one that person said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Qbthewife that I would like to do her as I did Ricky Machado’s sister

Conchita?

Not the other one that person said "

Dorothy? I'm not surprised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell Qbthewife that I would like to do her as I did Ricky Machado’s sister

Conchita?

Not the other one that person said

Dorothy? I'm not surprised."

Neither am I to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play please

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Could you ask _uxom red to message me to let me know where she did her French manicure ?! "

Whitchurch orchid nails x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Is it too late to join

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dan Berks I'd like to watch you on your knees sucking long legged blonde's toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining in late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for MrsSapphire suffocate me with your ass

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tasty tatsy, I need a piss enema please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Mellrose that I am sure your fish taco smells like roses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Twistedsoul35

You seem to have a lovely dick do you know how to use on a 72 years old woman who loves young bloke with a twisted soul ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For Just Pete please,

what kinds of things do you like doing with that mighty fist of yours?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Tasty tatsy, I need a piss enema please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for observation purposes only.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"wildblonde69 You don’t look 69 at all love x"

What a relief

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Message for Twistedsoul35

You seem to have a lovely dick do you know how to use on a 72 years old woman who loves young bloke with a twisted soul ? "

Come pull it out and I'll show you how I use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Just Pete please,

what kinds of things do you like doing with that mighty fist of yours?"

Smashing the patriarchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Just Pete please,

what kinds of things do you like doing with that mighty fist of yours?

Smashing the patriarchy."

And avocados - but only during Sunday Brunch.

Cheers Tim. Cheers Simon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell Mrs Sapphire that in her long absence from Fab my balls have grown to quite extravagant proportions and my cock resembles a king size stick of Blackpool Rock. I cannot wait much longer to splay her over my polished marble kitchen worktop and pump her magnificent minge box like a Formula One pit stop engineer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leo Blooms I’d love to try those 23 positions with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Mrs Sapphire that in her long absence from Fab my balls have grown to quite extravagant proportions and my cock resembles a king size stick of Blackpool Rock. I cannot wait much longer to splay her over my polished marble kitchen worktop and pump her magnificent minge box like a Formula One pit stop engineer."

Dripping at the 'magnificent minge box' part.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Go on then F&B

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I'm in

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm iiiiiiin. I'll see if I can find a cute up do photo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm iiiiiiin. I'll see if I can find a cute up do photo..."

You don’t need to, your profile picture made me already cum

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Wendi Liquor You must know that I didn’t read your profile but bashed my bishop on your pictures

Yeah but my queen beats your bishop

In more ways than 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One for Jessicagrace..

After our extended conversation a few weeks ago I realised you really are a wonderful human and enjoyed watching you touching the ceiling whilst dancing haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Sprout Do you eat Brussels sprouts before a meet ? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_essicagrace You are absolutely gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry been busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for ThatDancingGuyOnFab

That body is indeed made to dance but wonder if your legs are tired ?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Mr Sprout Do you eat Brussels sprouts before a meet ? Asking for a friend "

I cut them out of my daily diet a week before a meet. Your friend has nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/09/22 19:51:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nora

I want to munch on her kebab and drink guinness from her anus as we have sweet lesbilovin

From

A girl with tits you need to swing from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fly me to moon boobs

I wanna swim among her pubes

Id like to pin you to a bed

And hump you without luuuuuuube

For anyone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x

Now there's an offer!

It is

NBVN x"

* Clears throat ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wendi Liquor You must know that I didn’t read your profile but bashed my bishop on your pictures

Yeah but my queen beats your bishop

In more ways than 1

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x

Now there's an offer!

It is

NBVN x

* Clears throat ahem

My 2nd converse pic with black & white socks was taken for you lovely man

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just pose me as you desire.

NBVN x

Now there's an offer!

It is

NBVN x

* Clears throat ahem

My 2nd converse pic with black & white socks was taken for you lovely man

NBVN x"

I have perused once or twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell WandaWoman that I am the opposite of what I am looking for so don’t text me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell WandaWoman that I am the opposite of what I am looking for so don’t text me please "

Noted

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'm iiiiiiin. I'll see if I can find a cute up do photo...

You don’t need to, your profile picture made me already cum "

F yeah

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"One for Jessicagrace..

After our extended conversation a few weeks ago I realised you really are a wonderful human and enjoyed watching you touching the ceiling whilst dancing haha "

I'm a fucking ballerina in a music box and no one can tell me otherwise

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"_essicagrace You are absolutely gorgeous "

THANKS I don't feel it today so this is nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x "

Been round the back of Aldi for ages and there’s no one here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!searching hope you found what you are looking in Norfolk Wilds but if you didn’t , meet behind Aldi at 7pm. You’ll search for some corns in one of my holes x

Been round the back of Aldi for ages and there’s no one here!

You're in Cromer, aren't you? F&B is in King's Lynn!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Sir olovingman Thick uncut smile and lovely dick. "
oooft ..just seen this ...yay me

I think some of the message got lost in translation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Wendi Liquor You must know that I didn’t read your profile but bashed my bishop on your pictures

Yeah but my queen beats your bishop

"
I'm tempted to have a queen beat my Bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is lovely reading

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d certainly like to leave a message for someone. I’m not sure who this is different to a message though.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Tryingitout19 as you are open to everything, come shag me and my Nan Amanda Lear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell babs that I’d like to spit into her ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To pushmylimits Elizabeth passing away made think about how I lost my queen too. You are forever colonised my soul and my ass

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Can you tell babs that I’d like to spit into her ass "

Right! Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell duchessb that I’d love to clean her microwave if she asked me nicely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell babs that I’d like to spit into her ass

Right! Who said that?

Can’t tell you sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pushmylimits Elizabeth passing away made think about how I lost my queen too. You are forever colonised my soul and my ass "

Rather confused by this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To pushmylimits Elizabeth passing away made think about how I lost my queen too. You are forever colonised my soul and my ass

Rather confused by this one "

I am

Just the messenger

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Please tell Knights of the coffee table that they are a beautiful couple and we have admired thier profile for a while "

Owww is this real of fake

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

could you tell Marc that I’d love to lick his belly button like an Italian gelato

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To Gordon

I’d like to take your piss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you please tell Whitney I love her photos

Ta x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"could you tell Marc that I’d love to lick his belly button like an Italian gelato "

Now we’re talking. Best offer on fab yet

As Paddy would say, reveal yourself (missed out the single male part, maybe wishful thinking)

Marc

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