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Lottery crashed carrying sex toys

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By *upidscouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don't know why but this had me in stitches https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/crashed-lorry-spills-thousands-sex-25033126

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The national lottery?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's on a sliproad too so nobody's getting off

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

The police have announced they are looking for a hardened criminal...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Well that's what happens when you blow £139m on sex toys

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's on a sliproad too so nobody's getting off "

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I wonder if you can get discount as they are slightly damaged

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"It's on a sliproad too so nobody's getting off

1,345 Retweets 3,465 Likes"

Don't have Twitter. It was said in a news report

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Thunderball would be an excellent name for a sex toy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's on a sliproad too so nobody's getting off "

With that many dildos EVERYONE is getting off........

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Don't know why but this had me in stitches https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/crashed-lorry-spills-thousands-sex-25033126"

Rumour has it that it was rear ended although the driver did recall strange vibrations before losing control and spilling his load all over the road.

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*allegedly....

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By *upidscouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"The national lottery? "

That'll teach me for posting in a rush, damn autocorrect!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Hey… let those people who haven’t crashed a lorry full of dildos and lube cast the first stone!!! You all mock! Shame on you!!!

P.s i reserve the right the right to poke in the eye the first person to make the “ lost his load” gag…

P.p.s was the driver prince william? Lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Hey… let those people who haven’t crashed a lorry full of dildos and lube cast the first stone!!! You all mock! Shame on you!!!

P.s i reserve the right the right to poke in the eye the first person to make the “ lost his load” gag…

P.p.s was the driver prince william? Lol"

I doubt anyone would be immature enough to make the 'load' gag......

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