FabSwingers.com forum: Special Set of Skills

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the words of Liam Neeson, do you have a "special set of skills" that you think might be of use to the Fab community?

Or is there something you need help with?

I'm not gonna give examples as I'd like the thread to take a natural course without me putting words in your mouth!

So, what can you offer? Or what do you need? (I'm not talking sexual favours though lol)...

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Body piercing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can make you a hat, animal or bouquet out of balloons, to name but a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach how to walk in 9 inch heels

I can teach how to bend over

I can teach how to have a wicked sins off style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer free lessons on here to the guys that message women brain dead messages. It be a full time job but May be us normal guys might have a chance then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make you a hat, animal or bouquet out of balloons, to name but a few."

I can do that toooo ..

We’re *so* compatible

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I can teach you guys how to bake cake.

It what women want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fall asleep right after drinking a full cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach you how to use a set of handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well... there's Defford a variety here... some more useful than others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a god given gift that allows me to use the "quote" feature on the forums correctly, so that it doesn't clog up a feed and turn it into one massive, confusing cluster fuck that no one can follow!

Does anyone care for me to teach them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fix all of your carpentry repairs without changing you a small fortune!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I can teach how to walk in 9 inch heels

I can teach how to bend over

I can teach how to have a wicked sins off style

I find it hard to walk in 3 inches lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I reckon I can teach a man how to be amazing lover, but do most listen? Not really, it hurts their ego to listen and act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making dicks hard and milking them dry like a practiced whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im all ears blossom ????

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My memory is crazy good. I was head hunted for the skill I posses when it comes to recall.

I frighten people with the detail I remember.

Shit with numbers though go figure.

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Pull or pour a perfect pint..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failure is my special skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach how to walk in 9 inch heels

I can teach how to bend over

I can teach how to have a wicked sins off style

I find it hard to walk in 3 inches lol"

Toe first heel second life out to the side it’s almost like a front scuff it’s why pleaser and hella heels and such

Do those front cover scuff pads for they heels they like mini socks that go on the front

At the 4 minute mark off the video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LRUj7AohFk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Failure is my special skill"

I'm pretty good at that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Failure is my special skill

I'm pretty good at that too lol"

If we join forces we could be a shit marvel gag

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I have a hight threshold for bull shittery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon I can teach a man how to be amazing lover, but do most listen? Not really, it hurts their ego to listen and act."

I’m game….every day is a school day!

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By *lidMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

My special skill ...

I can't touch my little finger onto my thumb on either hand.

and... you just tried and succeeded

I on the other hand am a freak !!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I have the enviable skill apparently, of not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery.

If anyone wants teaching this timeless skill.....

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By *udigaranCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

I can see the good in most people, and encourage them to see it in themselves (if given a chance to try.)

other than that, I'm not particularly useful in a capitalist sense

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By *eavy-Metal-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can cook a mean steak and VelvetPanda is good at baking so dinner and dessert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the power of 10 tiger butterflys

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I can make you a hat, animal or bouquet out of balloons, to name but a few."

Your not a balloon fetishist are you? A "looner"? Not many of them about. The squeaking puts a lot of people off.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I have a god given gift that allows me to use the "quote" feature on the forums correctly, so that it doesn't clog up a feed and turn it into one massive, confusing cluster fuck that no one can follow!

Does anyone care for me to teach them?

Yes please.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have a magic flying carpet that I go to meets sat on top of

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

I know what's about to happen.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I can break wheelchairs into bits and put them back together again

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

"I can break wheelchairs into bits and put them back together again

I knew you would say this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can break wheelchairs into bits and put them back together again

I knew you would say this

Can you?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

When you say break them, is that with your bare hands??

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By *lydeXXXMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"My memory is crazy good. I was head hunted for the skill I posses when it comes to recall.

I frighten people with the detail I remember.

Shit with numbers though go figure. "

That's an interesting one, who head hunted you and for what?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When you say break them, is that with your bare hands??

Yeah, think karate chop style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My memory is crazy good. I was head hunted for the skill I posses when it comes to recall.

I frighten people with the detail I remember.

Shit with numbers though go figure.

That's an interesting one, who head hunted you and for what? "

They can't answer you - their head is mounted on a wall next to a moose and a Caribou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach you how to take better pictures

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"I can break wheelchairs into bits and put them back together again

With items left over?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I can teach you how to dance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach you how to dance x"

Sorry, but I’m just not sure that’s possible… I’ve barely mastered tapping my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you tingle with delight

Show you loving all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach football and diy. … you know! Man stuff.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can break wheelchairs into bits and put them back together again

With items left over?

There's always a little screw

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I can teach you how to light your photos

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I can give pleasure through pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im very good at pinning people to things by either chests arms or throats

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I reckon I can teach a man how to be amazing lover, but do most listen? Not really, it hurts their ego to listen and act."

That is a great skill to teach but do you realise that virtually every woman wants something different?

Yet the vast majority will "suffer in silence" during unsatisfactory sex whilst judging his performance. However, No man should ever be embarrassed to receive guidance from a lady; they should be grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon I can teach a man how to be amazing lover, but do most listen? Not really, it hurts their ego to listen and act.

That is a great skill to teach but do you realise that virtually every woman wants something different?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

teaching myself photography and post photo processing.. I'd happily take photos to help me learn. All for the hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach you how to make a wig look more natural, how to style it.

With beauty products I know alot of the best dupe beauty products that look and work just as good as the expensive ones but at a fraction of the price.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I.T. so always glad to help with tech issues.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I can take a hard spanking

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I reckon I can teach a man how to be amazing lover, but do most listen? Not really, it hurts their ego to listen and act.

That is a great skill to teach but do you realise that virtually every woman wants something different?

Most men can't make a woman cum. Trust me alot of us have to fake it to hurry up the crud sex lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"teaching myself photography and post photo processing.. I'd happily take photos to help me learn. All for the hobby."

I'm into photography too! Like obsessed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can teach you how to take better pictures "

I'm into photography too... always keen to learn new tips and tricks

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I can make any woman squirt. Guaranteed

LvM

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I can do handstands if that is of any use?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can make any diy project look like a dog has been chewing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going by my success rate on fab, I'm going with no...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My video literally speaks for itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty good a sabotage

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I actually impressed someone and their family recently (and kept sending them Taken memes) by being able to locate them in a foreign county based on the photos they would send me of the floor, or a table top of the place they were eating at.

I was actually accused of colluding or using an air tag to stalk them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My video literally speaks for itself

Fuckadoodledoo that older video, jesus. Is it hot in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m pretty good a sabotage

As in karaoke of the song by the beastie boys? I'm impressed!

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