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What size is your cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do get asked this question from time to time. But I have no clue how to measure it. One can get different readings depending on which side you're measuring right? So what's the yard stick here gents and ladies? Lol

Apologies in case this was asked before.

Also when they ask: "Are you hung?" No clue what to answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from your anus. I thought they taught that un sex ed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to are you hung is always ‘fuck around and find out ’

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By *nonladnwMan
over a year ago

Town

The correct way is from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis, the fab way is from your arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from your anus. I thought they taught that un sex ed?"

What is this message from your anus you speak of ...Farts maybe? Xx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Message from your anus. I thought they taught that un sex ed?"

Auto correct at its finest

Hello, is Steve there? This is your anus calling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message from your anus. I thought they taught that un sex ed?"

My Anus says : "Not looking for single men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m selling miniature sky remotes if anyone is interested

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

the size of a thimble,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The length of the jaw from one side to the chin

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

Guys on here measure by putting a remote next to it dont they ?

Well do you know those great big old sky remotes ? ? ? ......

Mine is about the size of one of the triple A batteries that go inside it.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

One can only guess the size of thy cock

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Big enough to fill a pram. Or at least it was before the vasectomy..

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"The correct way is from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis, the fab way is from your arsehole. "

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By *ineinchtonyMan
over a year ago

Airdrie


"I do get asked this question from time to time. But I have no clue how to measure it. One can get different readings depending on which side you're measuring right? So what's the yard stick here gents and ladies? Lol

Apologies in case this was asked before.

Also when they ask: "Are you hung?" No clue what to answer lol"

If anyone asks “Are you hung?” I would just say that’s up to them to judge, everyone’s definition of the word seems to be wildly different based on their experiences

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I do get asked this question from time to time. But I have no clue how to measure it. One can get different readings depending on which side you're measuring right? So what's the yard stick here gents and ladies? Lol

Apologies in case this was asked before.

Also when they ask: "Are you hung?" No clue what to answer lol"

I started night school doing Gcse Maths last night. So when I get told 8 or 9 inches I will know if it really is that size then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

If you are as big and fat as a can of Lynx deodorant then your hung

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad."
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Is it too late for this cute not so little one to come present his condoleances?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad."

Top 10 saddest deaths of all time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad..

Is it too late for this cute not so little one to come present his condoleances? "

Dude, if you want to present your cock to a shallow grave I won't stop you

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"If you are as big and fat as a can of Lynx deodorant then your hung "

Lynx? does that also mean you're mainly used by 12 year olds?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad..

Is it too late for this cute not so little one to come present his condoleances?

Dude, if you want to present your cock to a shallow grave I won't stop you "

If we're talking about the shallow and wet cock burial site located between your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad..

Is it too late for this cute not so little one to come present his condoleances?

Dude, if you want to present your cock to a shallow grave I won't stop you

If we're talking about the shallow and wet cock burial site located between your legs "

Sure, I'll just wait here by this precariously ballanced dry stone wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a really adorably cute little cock many years ago. A wall fell on him and squashed him flat. It was sad..

Is it too late for this cute not so little one to come present his condoleances?

Dude, if you want to present your cock to a shallow grave I won't stop you

If we're talking about the shallow and wet cock burial site located between your legs

Sure, I'll just wait here by this precariously ballanced dry stone wall. "

Great! I just put it on the SatNav and taking the road. Don't lose patience though as I am cycling to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The correct way is from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis, the fab way is from your arsehole. "

Well as I am a complete arsehole does that mean I can measure from wherever I want?

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