FabSwingers.com forum: Apologies for things nothing to do with you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by another thread, what would you like to apologise for that is nothing to do with you or you have no influence over.

There’s a few things I’d like to apologise for:

Jedward

People wearing sock with sandals

Paper straws disintegrating before you finish you drink

What would YOU like to apologise for Fabsters?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d also like to apologise for all the spelling errors in my opening post. Although that IS my own fault …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to apologise for mushrooms. The disgusting slimy little bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,d like to apologise for slugs..... what the heck was God thinking about when he made them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Massive apologies for getting the message from from your energy supplier that your direct debit is changing in the upward direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace"

Whatever

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes."

Oh I love a bit of brutalism (in its place), but happy to apologise for any suburban mock-tudor monstrosities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Whatever

But...We're having a gangbang?!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Today I have chosen to be offended by the ongoing plight of Blobfish, a species that are often inadvertently trawled up in fishing nets by the scum that is the human race.

I have subsequently taken to all social media platforms in order to express my outrage in as histrionic a manner as is imaginable.

I would therefore like to apologise both on behalf of all humans….and secondly for being a pretentious cunt

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd like to apologise for apologists.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes."

Id also like to apologise for kylie minogue not being my girlfriend x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I’d also like to apologise for all the spelling errors in my opening post. Although that IS my own fault …

Imagine making spelling errors on Fab, BanDerks.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I apologise for for shaggy.

It was him.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

For not using punctuations

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I would like to apologise for the actions of wasps recently...crawling in pockets and stinging peoples hands is not acceptable

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

SUV's and their owners who have poor lane discipline.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d also like to apologise for all the spelling errors in my opening post. Although that IS my own fault …

Imagine making spelling errors on Fab, BanDerks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes."

I own a black lace album. And I saw them live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes.

I own a black lace album. And I saw them live

You poor creature, you must be utterly miserable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!

#BlackLace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for:

The music of Black Lace

Brutalist architecture

For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.

Soz dudes.

I own a black lace album. And I saw them live

You poor creature, you must be utterly miserable

Every week for the whole summer

It was thirty years ago though. I'm over it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!

#BlackLace"

Or Superman

Wave your hands

Hitch a ride...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holes in your socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!

#BlackLace

Or Superman

Wave your hands

Hitch a ride..."

Noooooo … what have you done!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I realised I'm the problem here. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to apologise for the OP

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

I dropped the screw in the can of tuna!

It was me! Oh, the humanity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SUV's and their owners who have poor lane discipline."

Well if Lycra wearing cyclist twats will get in my way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise for whoever it is that has to stuff anchovies into olives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to apologise for the OP"

Finally! Someone’s taking responsibility!

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Apologies for cyclists that go through red lights.

Apologies for vending machines that steal your money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite "

The only reason to apologise for marmite is for its absence.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Ed Sheeran, Chris Martin and most definitely Bono. Not necessarily in that order

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I apologise for the people who can't park their cars within the lines on car parks.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

In the words of professor elemental "most of all we would like to apologise for Piers Morgan"

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 15/09/22 22:22:10]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"SUV's and their owners who have poor lane discipline.

Well if Lycra wearing cyclist twats will get in my way...."
what about twats on horses, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 15/09/22 22:22:10]"

^ I apologise for this. Now we’ll never know.

Unless the post again, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive apologies for getting the message from from your energy supplier that your direct debit is changing in the upward direction."

To be fair to my awful energy supplier I got an email from them today saying my DD was going down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 15/09/22 22:22:10]

^ I apologise for this. Now we’ll never know.

Unless the post again, of course."

^ I apologise for them posting again and making this redundant

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes

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By *teve666TMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Stone cladding ...... Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How disgusting tea tastes!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Eastenders

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"How disgusting tea tastes! "

Fancy a coffee then?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"How disgusting tea tastes! "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

BBC day time telly

"Coming up today", "But first", "Let's go back to" "and to end the show with.."

It's a disjointed, tired and naff, patronising format.

AKA nursing home telly. Paid for by the protection racket aka the telly licence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How disgusting tea tastes!

It truly looks and tastes how I imagine dirty dish water does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How disgusting tea tastes!

Fancy a coffee then?"

Haha I gave a coffee addiction!

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!

#BlackLace"

First single I ever owned. Was bought it as a birthday gift

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"BBC day time telly

"Coming up today", "But first", "Let's go back to" "and to end the show with.."

It's a disjointed, tired and naff, patronising format.

AKA nursing home telly. Paid for by the protection racket aka the telly licence."

Exactly this

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Itv: the interview channel.

If it's not fame junkie celebs, then it's convicts and criminals.

Can they not use any other ideas?

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like to apologise for mushrooms. The disgusting slimy little bastards."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Covid.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"How disgusting tea tastes!

It truly looks and tastes how I imagine dirty dish water does

That tastes like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How disgusting tea tastes!

It truly looks and tastes how I imagine dirty dish water does

That tastes like coffee

Nah coffee is delish!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Jaffa Cakes"

...eh? no apology needed there

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jaffa Cakes

...eh? no apology needed there

I might have known you’d stick up for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa Cakes

...eh? no apology needed there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I apologise for marzipan totally ruining the flavour of cakes, even if it is essential for binding Royal Icing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im dont with apology it gets you nowhere and shows weakness i dont allow weakness in me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^him

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Ed Sheeran, Chris Martin and most definitely Bono. Not necessarily in that order "

And Lewis Capaldi

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like to apologise for anyone who shares a name with a famous bell end.

Imagine being called Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins. People will dislike you before even meeting you.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jaffa Cakes

...eh? no apology needed there

Coffee and Jaffa cakes? Oh no no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise for anyone who shares a name with a famous bell end.

Imagine being called Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins. People will dislike you before even meeting you. "

On the flip side imagine if you were named the same as someone awesome! That would be great wouldn’t it?

How lucky are the Richard Madeley’s and Vanessa Feltz’s of this world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parliamentarians (corrupt Gov.)

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I’d like to apologise for

‘snowflakes’

woke

and the arseholes who go round glueing themselves to things because they disagree

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Jaffa Cakes

...eh? no apology needed there

Agreed.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Those who don’t have basic manners

Those who have no or little empathy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

80s fluorescent leg warmers. I want to apologise for them.

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

My apologies for Olives and Kylie Minogue being straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise

To absolutely no-one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ he apologises for stealing this from Connor McGreggor

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Opec

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

I apologize for Joe Lycett.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"How disgusting tea tastes! "

GAHHHHH

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mobile phone zombies.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Front door picket line attendees.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Their is only two days left until the weekend

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