FabSwingers.com forum: Just got a double yoker

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Not had one of them for years .

Evening everyone

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd pop out and get a lottery ticket whilst your luck is hot and before your eggs get cold

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'd pop out and get a lottery ticket whilst your luck is hot and before your eggs get cold

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is it suppose to be lucky didn't know that xx

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Used to be able to buy a box of em from Waitrose

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Used to be able to buy a box of em from Waitrose "

How did they know the eggs were double yokers?

I think I've had about three double yokers in my life, but I used to keep hens when I was younger

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

We have an Egg Shop (unmanned portacabin, with cctv) about 100 yards away, with a variety of eggs (different sizes, duck eggs, quail eggs etc). If you pick the biggest of the large eggs, they are inevitably double yolks. Great for fried eggs, not so good for boiled or poached though!

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Few months ago...

( this sounds totally bolloxs but, it is true, and I have had 1 occasion before this where I had 2 double yolkers in 1 box, when I was a chef )

I had a box of 6 and each one was a double yolker. My kids went batshit. They we cracking them open and going crazy.

Was mad as shit!! The odds of having 2 in a pack are high but 6....its got to be billions to 1!!

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I buy eggs every week from a guy who brings them in a van to the pub. Every egg is a double yoker. They are xrayed at the chicken farm. And doubles can’t be put out for normal sale. They go to factory egg products or farm shops etc. I once had 3 triples out 24

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Used to be able to buy a box of em from Waitrose "

On Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish, he played a trick on the audience by getting them all to crack eggs into a bowl, but had given one unsuspecting member a box of double yolkers

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