FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Roll up roll up roll up

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread

Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora

Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks

Come right up and sample the quivering quim

Also no beards or penises allowed

You know you want to

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina munching friend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In "

Out ! Realised I have a beard

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on folks she always looks ofter your secrets like a pro we owe her

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vagina munching friend "
well done for stepping up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

Out ! Realised I have a beard "

you do but she would probly bang you anyway

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

Out ! Realised I have a beard you do but she would probly bang you anyway "

Not sure I have a cheesy bellend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

Out ! Realised I have a beard you do but she would probly bang you anyway

Not sure I have a cheesy bellend "

she loves cheese strings

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Omg! I didn’t mean do a thread!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

Out ! Realised I have a beard you do but she would probly bang you anyway "

You’re not wrong

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg! I didn’t mean do a thread! "
you didny say dont il use all things in my power

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread

Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora

Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks

Come right up and sample the quivering quim

Also no beards or penises allowed

You know you want to "

Too funny

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread

Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora

Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks

Come right up and sample the quivering quim

Also no beards or penises allowed

You know you want to

Too funny "

. Get lost you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner "

See I told you it’s hard to find women!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner

See I told you it’s hard to find women!! "

iv built it for them they always cum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner

See I told you it’s hard to find women!! "

bella said shes game anyway you sporny twat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner

See I told you it’s hard to find women!! bella said shes game anyway you sporny twat "

Charming!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well? "

Yes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well?

Yes"

stop accepting offers from all the bloody guys your scaring away the lasses who want to drink guinness from your anus ffs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg whats going on here girls

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight "

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would "

at least you get to have all the dick you want

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would at least you get to have all the dick you want "

Erm. I don’t!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like munching vageens

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a vagitarian

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would "

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps"

Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps

Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?"

thats commitment may as well tell him you love him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I fail on the beard front I need to get my tweezers out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps

Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him "

I reserve that for you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/09/22 16:11:09]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps

Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him

I reserve that for you "

im not chopping my willy off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight

Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would

I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps

Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him

I reserve that for you im not chopping my willy off "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In only as long as it doesn't mess my foundation up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In only as long as it doesn't mess my foundation up "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify as a woman, and so does my cock..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I offered as I'm only 30 mins away and she laughed at me.......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offered as I'm only 30 mins away and she laughed at me....... "
choosy cow she is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well?

Yesstop accepting offers from all the bloody guys your scaring away the lasses who want to drink guinness from your anus ffs"

Drinking from anii and Guinness need to stay as far apart as is possible - you'd have to invent whole new levels of wrongness for that!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I tried nora seems the girls are all talk these days used to be so easy to set up a girl girl munch off bloody part timers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried nora seems the girls are all talk these days used to be so easy to set up a girl girl munch off bloody part timers "

Was there ever a time when there was action and not talk?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried nora seems the girls are all talk these days used to be so easy to set up a girl girl munch off bloody part timers

Was there ever a time when there was action and not talk?"

yes and im also overegging the pudding here too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top