FabSwingers.com forum: It isn't hard to distract a fat person

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Infact, it's a piece of cake

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That worked - distracted already.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Or a Greggs sausage roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or a Greggs sausage roll..."
or a hollands meat pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doritos dipped ... no scooped in philli with chives

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

...Did someone say cake....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact, it's a piece of cake

Boom tisssshhhhh! He's here all week folks, matinee's and evenings, don't forget to tip your waitress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah Mitzvahs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weddings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weddings?

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christenings

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Bah Mitzvahs?"

Is that the Jewish version of Bah Humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact, it's a piece of cake

Are you calling me fat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Infact, it's a piece of cake

Are you calling me fat?

Well if the Santa outfit fits ........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this the place for chocolate?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Bah Mitzvahs?

Is that the Jewish version of Bah Humbug

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More likely (Ilkley) the Yorkshire version of baht 'at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake?.....

wedding cake

christmas cake

birthday cake

..... where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact, it's a piece of cake

Are you calling me fat?

Well if the Santa outfit fits ........

Santa outfit? Noooo! I'm a 'bah humbug' person me!

Seen some interesting 'elf' pics around though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oy m8 im bah humbug,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oy m8 im bah humbug,lol"

you haven't paid me my copyright fees yet either !

(see earlier 'important' thread for details)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it out I'm starving?! Anyone in London who can bring me some lunch to work?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon Drizzle please

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

battenburg for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the cake, but I'd kill for a cheese and bacon turnover, (one of those cheese and bacon pastry things with two opposite corners folded in to the centre).

Nowhere seems to make them anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tee hee

I'm hungryyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave it out I'm starving?! Anyone in London who can bring me some lunch to work?!"

cock in a bun do?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Leave it out I'm starving?! Anyone in London who can bring me some lunch to work?!

cock in a bun do?"

Are you going to Nandos then?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Keep the cake, but I'd kill for a cheese and bacon turnover, (one of those cheese and bacon pastry things with two opposite corners folded in to the centre).

Nowhere seems to make them anymore

Have seen them (ok, and bought them) at some Esso petrol stations. The ones with Costa coffee franchises...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the cake, but I'd kill for a cheese and bacon turnover, (one of those cheese and bacon pastry things with two opposite corners folded in to the centre).

Nowhere seems to make them anymore

We get them baked fresh every morning in our local spar shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the cake, but I'd kill for a cheese and bacon turnover, (one of those cheese and bacon pastry things with two opposite corners folded in to the centre).

Nowhere seems to make them anymore

We get them baked fresh every morning in our local spar shop "

Oddly enough they do them donw here where I am too ... LOL... We will have to compare Mr J ...

Mind I am more of a Bacon, Sausage and Runny Egg S/wich girl myself... Ohhhh that is heavan.... Nom Nom...

S xxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thanks you guys.. now this thread has made me think what i want to do for lunch, i was thinking just nip to greggs... i am now thinking toby carvery...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Infact, it's a piece of cake

What you like bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon Drizzle please"

ME TOO!!! can't beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave it out I'm starving?! Anyone in London who can bring me some lunch to work?!

cock in a bun do?"

Not unless you want it chewed off!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Keep the cake, but I'd kill for a cheese and bacon turnover, (one of those cheese and bacon pastry things with two opposite corners folded in to the centre).

Nowhere seems to make them anymore

Bakers near me sells those but I reckon it would be a bit ropey by the time It got to you x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Is this a cake thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh a lovely piece of cake would go well with my cup of coffee...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"ooh a lovely piece of cake would go well with my cup of coffee..."

Just baked one - fancy a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got apple strudle and fresh cream YUM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is at work and now wanting lots of cake!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I've got apple strudle and fresh cream YUM!!

Mine is a lovely butter sponge, laced with fresh orange juice and a thick chocolate covering... simple but it has been a family favourite for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got apple strudle and fresh cream YUM!!

Mine is a lovely butter sponge, laced with fresh orange juice and a thick chocolate covering... simple but it has been a family favourite for years..."

mmmmmm... sounds delish

Is it like a BIG Jaffa Cake

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