FabSwingers.com forum: Worst smells!!!

By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

What odours make you viscerally swear, recoil, or otherwise a very unhappy bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of an unwashed body and bad breath

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Chicken/fish/prawn juice that has been left out for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people's farts

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Farmers spreading the fields

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Turnip and swede whilst being cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also cabbage & the cabbage water once boiled

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Other people's farts "

What! Don't you enjoy the 'guess what I had for breakfast' game

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Hydrogen Sulphide.

It’s what gives rotten eggs their bad smell, but my job involves large quantities of it and it’s highly toxic… so if I smell it, recoiling (or just plain getting the hell away) could save my life

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That dead bloated badger lying on the side of a country road I was cycling down, OMG I could smell it before I saw it, jeeeebusss it was vile

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Skunk

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Definitely dead bodies

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Year ago it was always baby sick, after a few minutes it was vile, especially if they decided to decorate the car and car seats in it!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Feet

Vomit

Shit

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Other people's farts "

It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Beetroot

Curry (or more specifically one of the herbs/spices commonly used)

Chunder

Decomposed flesh isn’t great- worked in a few areas where we’ve had to remove the ubiquitous dead pigeon

Off fish (well good fish isn’t the most pleasant)

Dog Farts

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Other people's farts

It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad

I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Human vomit.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Anyone who has had to undo the waste pipe from under a blocked bathtub will surely put the smell from that at the top.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.

Gbat

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wet dog. "

Trump that with a dog that's rolled in fox-poo doings...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Abbatoirs ... poultry is the worst of them all I think

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Anyone who has had to undo the waste pipe from under a blocked bathtub will surely put the smell from that at the top. "

Nah having to dismantle the seized impeller of a munching bog because some twat flushed a wet wipe

that was one of my worst jobs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There's not much worse than being out on your bike and you're following a bin lorry that is on its way somewhere.

The kicker is that by tucking in behind it, you're making really good time, even if you feel like you want to gag

On the bright side, it's good training for overcoming one's gag reflex.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??"

Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo

It's a real pungent smell, of well aged sweaty feet/socks that haven't seen a wash in a long time, rank sweat but multiply by 100... there were a few of us turning green, particularly when swapping gloves for pads

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"There's not much worse than being out on your bike and you're following a bin lorry that is on its way somewhere.

The kicker is that by tucking in behind it, you're making really good time, even if you feel like you want to gag

On the bright side, it's good training for overcoming one's gag reflex. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.

Gbat "

I have to agree, especially when they've been in a closed flat for 2 weeks during summer. That shit sticks to you like glue!!!

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By *exi_LexiTV/TS
over a year ago

caerphilly

"Skunk "

Depend wot strain of skunk haha

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cheesy feet, we got on the bus from Bristol Airport a few weeks ago with a guy who had really cheesy feet, how the hell can't his family smell it? Absolutely rank..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

It's smell's like a mixture of cheese and vinegar, you have to get your own gloves, then dry them thoroughly each time you use them or wear wrap's and wash them too.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Skunk

Depend wot strain of skunk haha

Well the stuff my next door neighbor burns fucking stinks

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people's farts

It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad

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yeah mine smell of strawberries see

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Other people's farts "

I’ll be weaponising mine tomorrow as it’s my last day. I think I’ll go see the office staff before I leave

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat

You forgot the out of date milk

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat

You forgot the out of date milk

Oh Gawd yes! - that stuff is right rank! The resulting concoction would be more lethal than the highest grade Novichok

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Cat poo.. Yuck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men's bums.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Coffee

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A few decades ago now I used to run a bar in Manchester and one night some guy vomited in a urinal and I had to clean it out and it’s probably the worst thing I have ever smelled, even worse that the shit in the cattle sheds I had to hose down in the early morning or the preserved dead body I used to have to dissect at university.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

It's smell's like a mixture of cheese and vinegar, you have to get your own gloves, then dry them thoroughly each time you use them or wear wrap's and wash them too.

Currently I don't participate often enough to warrant my own pair...and it still wouldn't take the stench from the other 10 or 15 pairs doing the class with you but if it becomes a staple I'll certainly remember this advice, at least it'll be my own sweat my hands are bathed in

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell

stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...

Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??

Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo

Oh that is absolutely vile!!

I'm glad the oil worked though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin van sat in front in traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the morning sit down wee whale echo fart into the bowl all those saved up dream farts exploding at once

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

I can't promise to make my list short and (stenchy) sweet!

Spicy BO, smegma and unwashed genitals, cheesy feet, shit and toilet brush residue, vomit, dung on fields, broad beans cooking, piss, plaque, butt sweat, crevices in general

Oh and my absolute worst is NAPPIES!!!!

I'm a cleaner so constantly coming into contact/smelling range with the little fuckers....makes my blood boil

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Also the morning sit down wee whale echo fart into the bowl all those saved up dream farts exploding at once

Fucking hell!!!! Crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also the morning sit down wee whale echo fart into the bowl all those saved up dream farts exploding at once

Fucking hell!!!! Crying

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bringing back memories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky cheese

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drains

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By *ust-a-GuyMan
over a year ago

Fishy bin in the summer.

I'm nearly gagging just writing this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Ford Fiesta’s exhaust pipe after it has been fucked to the max

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Definitely dead bodies"

This nothing else comes close.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Having to clean out the back end of a sheep that has been infested by maggots. The smell and sight, can still smell and picture it now

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Decomposing rat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Decomposing rat "

Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ......

I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.

It's like nothing else isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now? Dog fart

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no "

Agreed. It's foul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanta fruit twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no "

I quite like the smell of , but don’t smoke it.

Worst I’ve ever known was a bag of decomposing rabbits a ball I was playing with years ago ended up accidentally landing in. Still freaks me out thinking about it.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.

Gbat

I have to agree, especially when they've been in a closed flat for 2 weeks during summer. That shit sticks to you like glue!!!"

A body that had been semi submerged in open water for about five days. I had to get up close and personal to him.

I can actually pseudo smell it now, just thinking about it!

Gbat

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Decomposing rat

I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.

It's like nothing else isn't it ?

Dead possum in the ceiling, first the rank smell then the blowflies.

Enjoy your dinner everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B.O.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Fox shit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Certain forumite attitudes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cretin forumite attitudes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Cretin forumite attitudes

^^ and this

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

The sewer pipe to our house was blocked for about two weeks, and every day when the toilets were flushed, I had to open up the drain-cover and manually unblock it to temporarily get the shit moving. This was during both lockdown and a blisteringly hot Summer, the combination of elements meant it was the absolute worst smell I have ever experienced.

It was only when a neighbour saw me out there and loaned me his drain rods that it was finally sorted - no job for a sane woman, but needs must.

I've been around dead animals and corpses, but Jesus H. Christ, this one topped the lot.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Fox shit "

Especially when your dog thinks its fabulous to roll about in it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My cats poo! X

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Decomposing rat

I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.

It's like nothing else isn't it ?

Indeed it is. I'll never forget the time a rat crawled under my parents fridge and died. It took us months to track it down. Oh how we laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs fart we love him but oh god can he stink us out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic or tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Toilets at the Isle of Wight festival on the Monday morning

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Chewing gum

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Please say if I'm being too open here ,if so I apologize in advance!!

Was a long time ago now but the rotting body of my farther when I found him dead after 4 days of a very hot summer!!! At home in his living room!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

The decaying sea in a tuppaware pot that's been in the fridge for over a month despite repeated requests to the housemate to get rid of it - environmentalists, sometimes I could drown them

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Sea not Sean, flipping autocarrot

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

Weed. Vile shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of cum, sorry guys. I developed a disgust for it when i was a pregnant and it never left me. Stale fag ash and stale beer too.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bull sh*t on here its awful

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Wet dog. "

Holy crap me and Lorna agree on something.

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By *airyGodmotherWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I have parosmia (altered sense of smell), I could write one hell of a list!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"The bull sh*t on here its awful

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Peanuts and all peanut related products with the exception of the comic strip

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cat wee and poo just the worst.

Fox poo too that's nasty.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Chicken shit or a Guinness fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cycling shorts after a rugby game

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Wet dog.

Trump that with a dog that's rolled in fox-poo doings...

Yes, I was gonna say that greasy white fox/badger musk that my dog just LOVES to roll in!!!

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no "

Agree 100%.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no

Agree 100%. "

I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of that shit makes me physically sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no

Agree 100%.

I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick. "

How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"My cycling shorts after a rugby game

You play rugby on a bike?

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

walking past any lush shops make me gag

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"walking past any lush shops make me gag "

Hallelujah...

Actually... L'occitane shops have the same effect

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no

Agree 100%.

I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of that shit makes me physically sick. "

I used to think Aramis after shave was deadly similar!

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.

Gbat "

And it seems to linger in your nose for hours after too.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no

Agree 100%.

I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick.

How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ? "

Should have said smell of that shit.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

"Hydrogen Sulphide.

Aye, it's when you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weed/cannabis

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

An anchovies Fanny?

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