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"Other people's farts " What! Don't you enjoy the 'guess what I had for breakfast' game | |||
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"Other people's farts " It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad | |||
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"Other people's farts It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad " I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you! | |||
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any... " Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to?? | |||
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"Wet dog. " Trump that with a dog that's rolled in fox-poo doings... | |||
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"Anyone who has had to undo the waste pipe from under a blocked bathtub will surely put the smell from that at the top. " Nah having to dismantle the seized impeller of a munching bog because some twat flushed a wet wipe that was one of my worst jobs | |||
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any... Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??" Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo It's a real pungent smell, of well aged sweaty feet/socks that haven't seen a wash in a long time, rank sweat but multiply by 100... there were a few of us turning green, particularly when swapping gloves for pads | |||
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"There's not much worse than being out on your bike and you're following a bin lorry that is on its way somewhere. The kicker is that by tucking in behind it, you're making really good time, even if you feel like you want to gag On the bright side, it's good training for overcoming one's gag reflex. " | |||
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"Skunk " Depend wot strain of skunk haha | |||
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any... " It's smell's like a mixture of cheese and vinegar, you have to get your own gloves, then dry them thoroughly each time you use them or wear wrap's and wash them too. | |||
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"Skunk Depend wot strain of skunk haha " Well the stuff my next door neighbor burns fucking stinks | |||
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"Other people's farts It's funny isn't it how your own farts never seem that bad " yeah mine smell of strawberries see | |||
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"Other people's farts " I’ll be weaponising mine tomorrow as it’s my last day. I think I’ll go see the office staff before I leave | |||
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"A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat " You forgot the out of date milk | |||
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"A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat You forgot the out of date milk " Oh Gawd yes! - that stuff is right rank! The resulting concoction would be more lethal than the highest grade Novichok | |||
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any... It's smell's like a mixture of cheese and vinegar, you have to get your own gloves, then dry them thoroughly each time you use them or wear wrap's and wash them too. " Currently I don't participate often enough to warrant my own pair...and it still wouldn't take the stench from the other 10 or 15 pairs doing the class with you but if it becomes a staple I'll certainly remember this advice, at least it'll be my own sweat my hands are bathed in | |||
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any... Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to?? Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo It's a real pungent smell, of well aged sweaty feet/socks that haven't seen a wash in a long time, rank sweat but multiply by 100... there were a few of us turning green, particularly when swapping gloves for pads " Oh that is absolutely vile!! I'm glad the oil worked though | |||
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"Also the morning sit down wee whale echo fart into the bowl all those saved up dream farts exploding at once " Fucking hell!!!! Crying | |||
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"Also the morning sit down wee whale echo fart into the bowl all those saved up dream farts exploding at once Fucking hell!!!! Crying " bringing back memories? | |||
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"Definitely dead bodies" This nothing else comes close. | |||
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"Decomposing rat " Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ...... I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat. It's like nothing else isn't it ? | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no " Agreed. It's foul. | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no " I quite like the smell of , but don’t smoke it. Worst I’ve ever known was a bag of decomposing rabbits a ball I was playing with years ago ended up accidentally landing in. Still freaks me out thinking about it. | |||
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"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile. Gbat I have to agree, especially when they've been in a closed flat for 2 weeks during summer. That shit sticks to you like glue!!!" A body that had been semi submerged in open water for about five days. I had to get up close and personal to him. I can actually pseudo smell it now, just thinking about it! Gbat | |||
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"Decomposing rat Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ...... I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat. It's like nothing else isn't it ? " Dead possum in the ceiling, first the rank smell then the blowflies. Enjoy your dinner everyone | |||
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"Cretin forumite attitudes " ^^ and this | |||
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"Fox shit " Especially when your dog thinks its fabulous to roll about in it | |||
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"Decomposing rat Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ...... I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat. It's like nothing else isn't it ? " Indeed it is. I'll never forget the time a rat crawled under my parents fridge and died. It took us months to track it down. Oh how we laughed ... | |||
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"Wet dog. " Holy crap me and Lorna agree on something. | |||
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"Wet dog. Trump that with a dog that's rolled in fox-poo doings... " Yes, I was gonna say that greasy white fox/badger musk that my dog just LOVES to roll in!!! | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no " Agree 100%. | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no Agree 100%. " I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of that shit makes me physically sick. | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no Agree 100%. I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick. " How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ? | |||
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"My cycling shorts after a rugby game " You play rugby on a bike? | |||
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"walking past any lush shops make me gag " Hallelujah... Actually... L'occitane shops have the same effect | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no Agree 100%. I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of that shit makes me physically sick. " I used to think Aramis after shave was deadly similar! | |||
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"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile. Gbat " And it seems to linger in your nose for hours after too. | |||
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no Agree 100%. I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick. How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ? " Should have said smell of that shit. | |||
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"Hydrogen Sulphide. It’s what gives rotten eggs their bad smell, but my job involves large quantities of it and it’s highly toxic… so if I smell it, recoiling (or just plain getting the hell away) could save my life" Aye, it's when you don't | |||
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