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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Having a debate with a couple of friends on the best approach to win a fight with one of those really hard dog.s that chavs have if it went mental on you in the park.

Assuming your carrying no weapons , what’s your strategy ? Run away or fight it ? If you’re a fighter what’s your technique to beat the dog

Second question what’s the largest animal you think you could bear in a fight.

Third question, pound for pound , animals are better fighters than humans , unless your an MMA pro or Mike Tyson , is this true ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are always weapons all around us.

You just need to be aware and keep moving towards one.

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By *aurentMan
over a year ago

London

Offer the dog an arm to bite and then dig your teeth in its snout and rip it apart.

Mike Tyson would be good at that!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I actually heard a story the other week about a dog attacking someone. It would not let go until a passer by ran over and stuck his finger up the dogs backside

The dog instantly let go and ran off!

I heard this at work so it could be a bit of storytelling.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Either pin it down or pick it up by it’s collar, failing that there’s always a brick or stick to fend it off with.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Always be cautious in life of strong dongs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to the newspapers this summer, I know how to defend myself against seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to the newspapers this summer, I know how to defend myself against seagulls. "

I must have missed that, how do you do it?

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The is an old tale about killing dogs by pulling their front legs violently apart. It does not kill them but can render them incapacitated as all humans are stronger than a dogs legs.

If one is biting you then try and stand up. It is far less stable on its back legs only and you can punch it in the stomach.

Whatever happens you are going to know you are in a dog fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to the newspapers this summer, I know how to defend myself against seagulls.

I must have missed that, how do you do it?"

I can’t believe you missed to. It was all over the Fab Forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a debate with a couple of friends on the best approach to win a fight with one of those really hard dog.s that chavs have if it went mental on you in the park.

Assuming your carrying no weapons , what’s your strategy ? Run away or fight it ? If you’re a fighter what’s your technique to beat the dog

Second question what’s the largest animal you think you could bear in a fight.

Third question, pound for pound , animals are better fighters than humans , unless your an MMA pro or Mike Tyson , is this true ? "

Bears have by far the better range of fighting styles, but a humans devious strategys will always overcome the bear.

Especially when fighting over a salmon.

Our younger readers may not be aware of this......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The is an old tale about killing dogs by pulling their front legs violently apart. It does not kill them but can render them incapacitated as all humans are stronger than a dogs legs.

If one is biting you then try and stand up. It is far less stable on its back legs only and you can punch it in the stomach.

Whatever happens you are going to know you are in a dog fight.

I remember being told this as a child too. No idea how true it is but it's absolutely what I'd try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its a pitty then you're in serious shit. They won't let go of anything they bite. I've seen this first hand. Good news is it only takes a few mins before you go into shock from the force of bite. But I'd deffo go for the eye gouge, not tried and tested mind but I stiff finger in a squishy part sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog can bite to around 250psi, a crocodile for comparison is 5000psi but just when you think you will be alright the croc will literally bite and remove limbs immediately whereas a dog bite will go through flesh and eventually break bones, none of the above tactics will work because of the dogs going to bite you it will do so, poking a dogs bum hole when it’s wiggling off your arm or trying to pull its legs apart, good luck with that one, as for standing up and thinking the dog will let go then my Staffie will hang off his rope for a good thirty seconds, basically if you give it something else to bite as in clothing then that is your best hope, most dogs are incredibly well behaved but they are still an animal and whilst some of us are on here exploring our dark side, you don’t want to see an animals dark side, it doesn’t end well

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Those types of dogs will have you to the floor in a second, they also have lockable Jaws, so once it's bitten me it's not going to let go. I'd try to restrain it as best I can whilst help came running

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I had a guard dog as my pet as child. On his hind legs his muzzle was on my face, if he ran into an adult male he'd knock them over. He could in one bite go through a cows leg bone from the butcher. If he wanted me dead I would be so. Luckily for me he was my protector.

But what I learnt from having big dogs, is it's more about the moments before attack. Eye contact, posture how fast or slow you walk away. If you sense the danger walk towards other people so you appear as a pack for example.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Wear Burberry. That will confuse the dog. No dog can serve two masters.

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By *estLondonDeepMan
over a year ago

London

"I actually heard a story the other week about a dog attacking someone. It would not let go until a passer by ran over and stuck his finger up the dogs backside

The dog instantly let go and ran off!

I heard this at work so it could be a bit of storytelling. "

It would be a bit awkward when this doesn't work and passersby are shouting "why is he trying to finger that dog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold your ground and promise it a treat. (Not your leg)

Then deal with the prick who allowed their dog off the lead in a public space.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Apparently the finger up the bum thing works with dogs. Thankfully I've never had to try it.

Also, if I could, I'd push whatever it was biting further into it's mouth, dogs will gag very easily.

Liquid throw in their face will usually distract them long enough for you to move and hopefully pin them.

If someone else is there they should hook their hands around the front of it's back legs, lift and pull...even the biggest of dogs has very little power with only it's front legs on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id find a tree in the park and snap off a sharp branch and tie my coat around my left arm for padding offer it my arm and use my right hand branch for offence

I know for a fact i could beat up 2 polar bears and 1 hippo

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I actually heard a story the other week about a dog attacking someone. It would not let go until a passer by ran over and stuck his finger up the dogs backside

The dog instantly let go and ran off!

I heard this at work so it could be a bit of storytelling. "

I heard a similar one about a kid out with his grandad.

Dog comes racing up barking, so old dude took a step back and pushed the kid behind him. As the dog got a few feet away, gramps suddenly launches a full

On Eric Cantona kick and flipped the dog end over end, sending it running off whimpering with echos of grandad shouting ‘Don’t bark at me and my grandson!’ In it’s ears.

How true this is, I don’t know…how effective? Probably very if you time it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't run, I would simply put my hand in his mouth snd pull his teeth out!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Problem with these big dogs is they go for the throat and once that happens then your fucked .

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I don’t fancy my chances with a dog attack, I’d just flake.

What I definitely couldn’t manage is a cat with its claws and jaw clamped… mine will cling on to the end of time, bloody savage

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I once had to fight a Rottweiler off of my boxer many years ago, it was a flat foot boot to the side of it neck so hard it didn’t know where it was. I then sat on the big bugger till it’s owner leashed it.

Disclaimer:

I am a dog lover and would only do things like that in extreme circumstances and when you see a 50kg beast tearing your dogs ear off it becomes extreme circumstances

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

People way over estimate their own capabilities. Most dogs would fuck you up. You're not going to box or MMA a dog, you're going to get a gaping bleeding wound with bits of torn skin and human filling hanging out of it.

Like Mike Tyson said "everyone has a plan until they get mauled by a dog they thought they could fight"

Humans didn't evolve to fight, we evolved to think. Which admittedly is sometimes tricky to believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's simple, I don't go anywhere where chavs with dags might be for starters.

Secondly, I'd politely ask the owner to restrain their dag, and perhaps enquire into some socialisation and training programmes to improve behaviour and recall.

Thirdly, I'd ask the dag, who is a good boy, or girl, once sex has been identified and moreover, presumed. This might irritate said dag, or owner, so maybe I should play it safe and be neutral and ask who, is a good dag, until we've really gotten to know each other.

Finally, should violence ensue, I would query if this is the correct pathway to enact effective change, referencing the works of Ghandi and MLK. I'm sure dags have a dream too, but of what, I don't yet know. This must change.

I'd also punt the little shit straight in the fucking nose.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Well it's simple, I don't go anywhere where chavs with dags might be for starters.

Secondly, I'd politely ask the owner to restrain their dag, and perhaps enquire into some socialisation and training programmes to improve behaviour and recall.

I'd also punt the little shit straight in the fucking nose."

"I say old sprout, would you mind restraining your unruly hound? It's manners are appalling!"

"U fucken wot m8?"

And sadly that was the last we saw of him.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"I actually heard a story the other week about a dog attacking someone. It would not let go until a passer by ran over and stuck his finger up the dogs backside

The dog instantly let go and ran off!

I heard this at work so it could be a bit of storytelling. "
heard this story when I was a kid lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

True story.

Many years ago I was working on a job putting up a fence that backed onto a park next to a church.

We heard this awful kerfuffle and saw a woman screaming as this big dog had jumped on her small pooch and was fucking the hell out of it,small dog yelping I assume in pain.

Big dog really aggressive and snarling at anyone who went close.

I'm pretty sure that big dog was literally going to fuck small dog to death.

Then as we stood there calm as you like the vicar from the church carefully and calmly walked up behind big dog,licked his finger and grabbed tail shoved his finger up big dog bum hole.

Big dog stopped,yelped and ran off very quickly tail literally between its leg's.

Me and mate pissing ourselves laughing asked vicar how he knew how to do that.

Straight faced with no hint of humour.

"Well like most males they can give it and can't take it"

One thing that has always bothered me is him licking his finger first!!!

But I guess it worked,but being attacked by a large strong dog the practicality of actually being able to ram ones finger up pooches bum is a different matter entirely.

My aunt was nearly killed by a rottweiler that was a guard dog at her pub.

It was only that she was a big strong lady that it wasn't worse than it was.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

And the best thing to do is climb up high casue you aint beating a dog up and you aint out running one either. One bite and you're fucked

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By *lex.and.SexCouple
over a year ago

Bedale

First question - Fight or flight - Always fight. The dog WILL out run you, and it WILL out last you. Turn your back and it's game over.

Second question - Dogs have strength and bite power but lack mass. Best bet, short of a weapon would be to try to get it by the neck and use it's relatively low mass to simply throw it against something, but the fact is that an aggressive powerful dog is more than a match for the average human male so no strategy is particularly effective.

Third question - Absolutely true yes.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

My father told me he was trained in the army to spread the dogs front legs wide as traps the heart , but only useful if a big dog Jumps at you ,not much use against a jack russel or chihuahua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of animals I pet in my daily life is worrying

I've made peace that I shall exit the world being mauled by something and I'm good with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must keep it away from your throat.

if it latches onto a lower limb, fingers thrust into it's eyes and batter the fuck out of it's nose.

If it latches onto an arm, try and get it off the ground and swing it against something hard like a post or tree to break it's back.

Don't let it get you on the ground.

I'm 6ft and 14stone but I reckon anything bigger than an adult lab and I'd struggle. I've wrestled adult (muzzled) GSD's in training, fucking scary..

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

""I say old sprout, would you mind restraining your unruly hound? It's manners are appalling!"

"U fucken wot m8?"

And sadly that was the last we saw of him."

I don’t have a dog

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

You're supposed to stick your hand down its throat and it can't bite you.

Never tried it though...

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"The is an old tale about killing dogs by pulling their front legs violently apart. It does not kill them but can render them incapacitated as all humans are stronger than a dogs legs.

If one is biting you then try and stand up. It is far less stable on its back legs only and you can punch it in the stomach.

Whatever happens you are going to know you are in a dog fight.

This was actually the thrust of the debate. My preference was biting the neck & throat , slamming, stamping and fast combinations of right hooks and uppercuts to the head , maybe jaw dislocation later , but my friend disagreed and said simply grab it’s paws and turn it’s legs out. Is this actually going to work ?

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"You must keep it away from your throat.

if it latches onto a lower limb, fingers thrust into it's eyes and batter the fuck out of it's nose.

If it latches onto an arm, try and get it off the ground and swing it against something hard like a post or tree to break it's back.

Don't let it get you on the ground.

I'm 6ft and 14stone but I reckon anything bigger than an adult lab and I'd struggle. I've wrestled adult (muzzled) GSD's in training, fucking scary..

What’s the biggest animal you think you could have ? If it was really pissed off and going nuts?

A small Deer? A pig ? Swan ?

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby

Unless your faster than Okexander Usyk I’d leg it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So to fight...

a dog ~ finger up bum (assuming dog obliges)

a shark ~ poke in the eye

a cow ~ punch on the nose

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I once had to fight a Rottweiler off of my boxer many years ago, it was a flat foot boot to the side of it neck so hard it didn’t know where it was. I then sat on the big bugger till it’s owner leashed it.

Disclaimer:

I am a dog lover and would only do things like that in extreme circumstances and when you see a 50kg beast tearing your dogs ear off it becomes extreme circumstances "

Agreed, it’s pure defence if I saw a dog attacking someone or it attacked me violently though it’s useful to be able to know the best thing to do.

For me I think stances and moves that avoid being bitten are crucial , as said above once it’s teeth are in your arms or worse , your head or neck, you’re fucked. But defensive only isn’t likely to stop the dog, so you’ll need to take it down as well.

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

If a big game dog gets a hold of you you’re fucked. The shock of the bite can kill you let alone something like a 200lb Ovcharka using you as a chew toy. I’ve done schutzhund trials and taken a few bites on and arm and leg sleeve and a been left black and blue for weeks from a 50lb dog.

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Having a debate with a couple of friends on the best approach to win a fight with one of those really hard dog.s that chavs have if it went mental on you in the park.

Assuming your carrying no weapons , what’s your strategy ? Run away or fight it ? If you’re a fighter what’s your technique to beat the dog

Second question what’s the largest animal you think you could bear in a fight.

Third question, pound for pound , animals are better fighters than humans , unless your an MMA pro or Mike Tyson , is this true ?

Bears have by far the better range of fighting styles, but a humans devious strategys will always overcome the bear.

Especially when fighting over a salmon.

Our younger readers may not be aware of this......

Winston "

That bear was winning that fight until the fisherman cheated

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"So to fight...

a dog ~ finger up bum (assuming dog obliges)

a shark ~ poke in the eye

a cow ~ punch on the nose

I reckon a finger up the bum is universally effective lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd say hello to it and ask if they want to have a fuss

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I was told to let the dog jump up at you.

Cross your arms over your chest

As the dog jumps up, get the front paws on the outside of your arms

Then move your arms outwards

The idea is that your will do damage to the dog, enough for it to think twice about attacking you.

Not put that into practice, but I can see it could end badly for you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Use the blowtorch in your handbag. Then finish it off with an axe to the skull.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Humans, through evolution, are by far one of, if not the worst physical apex predators that have ever existed.

Advanced intelligence and tools/weapons (and numbers) are what put us at the top. Only a small percentage of the population will be able to defend against most medium to large animal attacks. If alone, and without any tool to use as a weapon close at hand (even a stick and decent sized rock) then very likely you are not going to be able to stand up to your attacker. The only hope you have is to retaliate in a soft area of the body - eyes, belly, nose - while under pressure and the beginning of shock.

A dog will be (for their size and mass) stronger, faster, and more agile compared to you. They will likely have better reflexes but driven by instinct, not intelligence.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you have a mid to large dog...... holding it up by the collar is fucking difficult. Fighting dogs twist and writhe... your hand isn't strong enough ( mine isn't anyway )

I'd take the RSPCA pole out of my Mary Poppins and attach it the dogs collar.

Then the blow torch. Then the axe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must keep it away from your throat.

if it latches onto a lower limb, fingers thrust into it's eyes and batter the fuck out of it's nose.

If it latches onto an arm, try and get it off the ground and swing it against something hard like a post or tree to break it's back.

Don't let it get you on the ground.

I'm 6ft and 14stone but I reckon anything bigger than an adult lab and I'd struggle. I've wrestled adult (muzzled) GSD's in training, fucking scary..

What’s the biggest animal you think you could have ? If it was really pissed off and going nuts?

A small Deer? A pig ? Swan ? "

Hadn't consider others, but a lot of cute Disney animals can inflict nasty wounds..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't run, stand your ground. Most dogs bark and appear aggressive as they don't know you.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A staffie attacked my dog when it was a pup. It was terrifying and I was uncharitably worried it would turn its attention to me if it let go. It’s owner took ages to get it under control enough to let go. Luckily no serious harm was done but it wasn’t a good situation.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Humans, through evolution, are by far one of, if not the worst physical apex predators that have ever existed.

A dog will be (for their size and mass) stronger, faster, and more agile compared to you. They will likely have better reflexes but driven by instinct, not intelligence. "

You are right of course but that instinct (or wildness) is still there, if you regularly exercise intuition, reflex, pain, courage, imagination you instinctively know how to act fast in life/death situations . Maybe the smarter you are the less you need these things and you forget.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"You must keep it away from your throat.

if it latches onto a lower limb, fingers thrust into it's eyes and batter the fuck out of it's nose.

If it latches onto an arm, try and get it off the ground and swing it against something hard like a post or tree to break it's back.

Don't let it get you on the ground.

I'm 6ft and 14stone but I reckon anything bigger than an adult lab and I'd struggle. I've wrestled adult (muzzled) GSD's in training, fucking scary..

I've been knocked on my arse in the name of training. Took a split second and he tried to drag me across the green, if I hadn't been wearing a full protective suit it would have been nasty, luckily I was only winded and bruised, but he only let go because he was commanded to. If a out of control bull or mastif type breed knocks me over, I'm in trouble

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Ive a mastweiler and he weighs a ton and has a massive head and jaws if he went for me id be in very big trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The is an old tale about killing dogs by pulling their front legs violently apart. It does not kill them but can render them incapacitated as all humans are stronger than a dogs legs.

If one is biting you then try and stand up. It is far less stable on its back legs only and you can punch it in the stomach.

Whatever happens you are going to know you are in a dog fight.

Yes I remember being taught this too many years ago along with if it’s a male dog then grab it’s balls and squeeze tight.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Some of these replies are

Luckily I have never had to deal with more than a bite and retreat from a dog but I have a lot of experience of breaking up fighting dogs.

A lot depends on why they are attacking, what breed they are etc but you would have a hard time stopping a dog ‘mauling’ you once it has started unless you can quickly remove yourself from danger.

If you were to help someone being attacked then wheelbarrowing them (lifting their back legs quickly into the air) usually stops but they are likely to turn their attention on to you.

If they are an entire male then twisting their testicles also works

If they have a firm hold of their ‘victim’ then fold their lip into their mouth with alot of pressure usually works too as it causes them to bite their own lip

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Never have heard about pulling the legs apart. But surely for you to get enough strength to do that you'd expose your neck to the mouth of the dog? Surely that isn't sensible?

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

We were informed recently the best way to deal with a dog attacking is to get hold by the collar twist & lift the dog, obviously this will only work if the dog is attacking someone else. One of our dogs was attacked when only a tiny pup & Duck swiftly booted it the head with a pair of Docs on took a few good kicks but it did let go & thankfully our pup was ok but God knows how

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd show it my album of dick pics. Bitches love dick pics

No idea what I'd do if it was a male though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd show it my album of dick pics. Bitches love dick pics

No idea what I'd do if it was a male though

LvM"

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