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when cleaning your teeth do you brush your tongue

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By *avexx OP   Man
over a year ago

cheshire

i do always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yard stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, but not too hard as I end up dribbling toothpaste all down my chin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I was raised by owls.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!! "

So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes brush the toilet while cleaning my teeth and I sometimes get the bushes mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!

So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?"

Have you got a maths GCSE?

No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.

I don’t know

Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up "

Weird that. I wretch more in the morning than night time.

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By *678Man
over a year ago

Surrey

Yes.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!

So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?

Have you got a maths GCSE?

No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.

I don’t know

Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of. "

What if I brush the toilet seat with toothpaste first?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I sometimes brush the toilet while cleaning my teeth and I sometimes get the bushes mixed up "

This used to happen to me with ex presidents of the United States

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up

Weird that. I wretch more in the morning than night time."

We clearly have lots in common, we wretch at the same time, you have boobs, I like boobs… we should meet!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up

Weird that. I wretch more in the morning than night time.

We clearly have lots in common, we wretch at the same time, you have boobs, I like boobs… we should meet! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!

So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?

Have you got a maths GCSE?

No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.

I don’t know

Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of.

What if I brush the toilet seat with toothpaste first?

"

In that case crack on.

Just don’t put flash on your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the roof of my mouth

Missy x

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"i do always"

Yes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Have done for many a year

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh yes… always! I do like to check the old gag reflex

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

After brushing teeth, morning/night, helps maintain mouth hygiene.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Nothing worse than a dirty yellow tongue !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a stainless steel tongue scraper, way better.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I use a stainless steel tongue scraper, way better."

Brillo pads all the way for me, you can floss with them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you


"i do always"

Always clean my tongue

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

No it tickles

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Brush, floss and gargle as much as I can and use chewing gum at various times during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brush, floss and gargle as much as I can and use chewing gum at various times during the day "

I gargle...

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"Brush, floss and gargle as much as I can and use chewing gum at various times during the day

I gargle..."

Gargle then spit

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know wendi the great has spoken and making to much sense for the forum. This is a basic hygiene thing I never understand why people don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but always makes me gag for some reason. I can handle a 5 inch cock like a pro but not my toothbrush or anything above 5 inches.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I sometimes brush the toilet while cleaning my teeth and I sometimes get the bushes mixed up "
. I bought a toilet brush two weeks ago ... I've given it a go but to be honest, I think I'm gonna go back to toilet rolls

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Yes, but always makes me gag for some reason. I can handle a 5 inch cock like a pro but not my toothbrush or anything above 5 inches."

Exactly the same!

D x

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Once a day

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