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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

…dozens of them, taking over my home

I don’t know what to do, they all arrived and set up camp in the few hours I was out this afternoon.

Seriously, what do I do? It’s like my worst nightmare is coming true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn the house down and rebuild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk out.

Sell your house.

Never return.

Wasps are evil little shites

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Burn the house down and rebuild."

Seriously considering this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could call a pest control company but honestly burning the house down was the best suggestion so far

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Go to your nearest b#m bargains and get a few tins of wasp killer that shoud do the trick

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Walk out.

Sell your house.

Never return.

Wasps are evil little shites"

I’d laugh at these helpful replies if I wasn’t on the verge of some anxiety attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are professionals who come and remove swarms and nests

I'd not advise going near it

Search up local outfits or just google. Places like Rentokil do any kind of pest not just mice etc

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

"…dozens of them, taking over my home

I don’t know what to do, they all arrived and set up camp in the few hours I was out this afternoon.

Seriously, what do I do? It’s like my worst nightmare is coming true

Jar of jam - outside the kitchen window (with some jam obviously still

In it) watch…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter and deodorant can should work well home madden flame thrower

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Go to your nearest b#m bargains and get a few tins of wasp killer that shoud do the trick "

Won’t that make them angry before they die? Currently googling pest control companies nearby!

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Definitely get a guy in. Bastard wasps!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Use the hose of your hoover to suck them all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I do, welcome them in, garner trust and friendship whilst slowly introducing them to new ways of thinking, before mating with their women and subsuming their culture. In time you will forget your differences.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Pest control is the safest bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis darling?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Put on a striped jumper and join the swarm. Lead them away from house. Take off jumper shouting "fooled you!" and run away.

Job done!

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By *had69Man
over a year ago

morpeth

Trip to screwfix and get a aerosol tin of wasp killer foam, best stuff out there

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Go to your nearest b#m bargains and get a few tins of wasp killer that shoud do the trick

Won’t that make them angry before they die? Currently googling pest control companies nearby!"

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Go to your nearest b#m bargains and get a few tins of wasp killer that shoud do the trick

Won’t that make them angry before they die? Currently googling pest controls companies nearby!"
I guess depends how many there are of them if there's loads get pest control if there's only a few could be like a sniper one spray bye bye wasp

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Burn the house down and rebuild."

Definitely this.

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings

the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!

There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Use the hose of your hoover to suck them all up."

But empty the bag carefully….

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings

the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!

There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me!"
just had to read that message twice all I saw was 35 dead bodies.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings

the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!

There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me!"

Evil little buggers wasps. Well done for braving it, shame you got stung though. Best leave it for the professionals now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be thankful you don’t live in east asia. Their wasps make ours look like pussies.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Call the council...that's a serious swarm infestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35 isn’t a swarm it’s a raiding party. When they don’t report back hopefully they test get the message and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be thankful you don’t live in east asia. Their wasps make ours look like pussies."

DO NOT try to lick one though......

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

They've chosen you, out of all the houses they could've chosen to visit, they chose yours. Obviously, they love you and want to be your friend

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Go on the dark web,source and buy a short range tactical nuclear warhead.

With a low yield enough to blast your house to kingdom come.

Ok your neighbours might not be impressed,but wasp problem solved.

Next?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Buy a huge vat of beer and let the little fuckers drown and die happy

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

I went for the option that didn’t involve rebuilding my house and got pest control out to treat their nest which was in the air brick. I will soon be free of the fuckers

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Are they BEE having themselves the ones that are still alive

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I went for the option that didn’t involve rebuilding my house and got pest control out to treat their nest which was in the air brick. I will soon be free of the fuckers

You hope, they are probably already contacting their relatives plotting their revenge.

"avenge us zzzzzzzz"

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